Worst Game Titles

[BolognaBaloney]

What do you think are some of the worst, most confusing, most pointless, are just simply hilariously awful game titles?

My vote goes to "Divine Divinity"

 

[Valkyira]

final fantasy sounds crap, looks crap and plays like crap

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Final Fantasy >Insert Number<

Not very final, is it?

 

[goatzilla8463]

final fantasy sounds crap, looks crap and plays like crap

Umm. I think the OP was talking about how the game title was sucky, not the game itself.

 

[Slash Dementia]

Infinate Undiscovery - I don't know why, but I hate that title.

 

[Jetbaby]

I'd say 'Bioshock', because it's a generic-sounding title doesn't evoke ANYTHING about the game - other than you can BIOengineer yourself to SHOCK people, if you stretch it.

 

[.Warheart]

Infinate Undiscovery - I don't know why, but I hate that title.

That one, first that popped in.

Oh, and MARIO. Ugh.

 

[NeoDeath90]

Banjo-Tooie

As much as I love the game, the title always seemed a bit silly to me, even for a game like that. Ah well, just because the title was stupid doesn't mean the game was.

 

[traceur_]

Solid snake & solid rising, seriously? come on.

 

[ddq5]

Final Fantasy >Insert Number<

Not very final, is it?

I've brought this up to one of my friends who is a fan of the series and he told me this. The developers were on the verge of bankruptcy and FF was to be their last game; when it proved very successful, however, the company was saved so they could keep making the same game for the rest of their lives.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Paper Mario

Doesn't exactly sound like fun. It sounds like a game that 7 year olds play with paper cut outs, consisting of them smashing the cutouts together whilst screaming and making exploding sounds.

 

[Slash Dementia]

Infinate Undiscovery - I don't know why, but I hate that title.

Seconded.

Daikatana........ most misleading game title EVER.............

But it's John Romero!

Spoiler

 

[SmilingKitsune]

hmm, lets see...

Infinite undiscovery....that's not even a word.

Armoured core: for answer....for answer? for answers would have made a little sense, but as it is it just sounds stupid.

There are probably some others I'm forgetting but those are the ones I have right now.

 

[Ernstige Jan]

To be honest, 'Thief' is a pretty silly title for a game series. But it's so silly it's awesome! As are the games.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

What did Splinter Cell have to do with the games? I mean shouldn't they have been called "Sneaky white guy in a black suit?"

 

[Borsk]

Metal Gear, solid rising, starring solid snake

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.119879

 

[Krakyn]

Pacman. What the hell is a pac, and why has it bonded with a man to create a circle that eats dots?

 

[Valkyira]

final fantasy sounds crap, looks crap and plays like crap

Umm. I think the OP was talking about how the game title was sucky, not the game itself.

i know, final fantasy sounds crap.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Max Payne. Ohhh I see what you did there.