Worst Game Titles

[TheSentinel]

Sticky Balls. Top that, bitches.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

God of War a button mashing nightmare, halo a down syndrome version of any good first person shooter, fable 2 boring game elements, oblivion looks nice but i find it boring, any new spyro game trying to improve a great platform game with a shit combat system and bad story,
and any game that was based off a movie

Bad game TITLES.

@Echer123: /thread. Nothing can beat those.
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together? WIN.

yes, and i named many titles for games

Yes, but your "reviews" aren't wanted here, furthermore this thread is about bad titles, not your bullshit opinions.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Halo just freaking stupid, game sucks too

Please, keep it to the title, we aren't reviewing games here Mr. Troll.

 

[XJ-0461]

Could someone explain to me why Half-life is named so?

 

[TheSentinel]

Could someone explain to me why Half-life is named so?

Because it refers to the half-life of a radioactive isotope. And it sounds cool.

 

[Captain12345]

Wow, any possible nominees I had wither before that one. Well played.

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

Super Karate Monkey Death Car

 

[ddq5]

Could someone explain to me why Half-life is named so?

Because it refers to the half-life of a radioactive isotope. And it sounds cool.

Also ironic that Gordon Freeman technically has twice as much "life" as normal with his H.E.V. armor points. But the name fits for a physicist.

Although I don't know which came first, I can't read Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess anymore without thinking of those frickin' books. Also, I've never liked that Punch Out!! uses two exclamation points. For me, it's always been one for emphasis, three for spazzing out, and anything else for LOL/1337 speak.

 

[Kilaknux]

Mass Effect doesn't exactly sell itself very well, let's be honest. It just sounds like...well, nothing, really

 

[Grab-bag]

Dead rising isn't bad but it isn't very imaginative is it?

 

[hassang]

Elevator Action.
Yet its a game about a spy who infiltrates a building and tries to find documents while avoiding and fighting guards...dont see much elevators in action...

 

[axlr4]

final fantasy sounds crap, looks crap and plays like crap

Wow you just made most of the escapist mad...oh well its your opinion.

 

[Kajt]

The Penny Arcade game, it's probably the worst title ever.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

KILLZONE!!!
good game but that was a really unimaginitive title

 

[OblivionRegained]

Avatar... fuck that shit, its balls, good for gamerscore though

 

[Mockingjay]

Sim Ant, my boyfriends favourite game.

 

[Legion]

What did Splinter Cell have to do with the games? I mean shouldn't they have been called "Sneaky white guy in a black suit?"

Sam Fisher is in a 'Splinter Cell' of a government organisation?

A 'cell' being a group and a 'splinter cell' being a sub-group of sorts.

 

[WorldCritic]

Not a whole lot of people know this one, Tube Slider. Yeah, that doesn't work.

 

[chstens]

Halo. Crappy title, religious reference. Religion bad.
Yes, purely to combat the Final Fantasy hate-gurgling masses.

On a more serious note (Not much more)

Left 4 dead.

Game companies. Should. Not. Use. Leetspeak.
Yes I know it's *just* a number, but why for the love of literary abilities couldn't they just use "for"?

Please someone point out the obvious and say that there are four survivors.

There are 4 survivors.

 

[Hoppetussa]

Resident Evil?

I don't know... A resident is a person living in somewhere, e.g. "a resident at hotel Made-Up".

Evil residents? ...?

Please tell me if there is another meaning to it.

It makes sense. Didn't the first game take place in a mansion?