Worst Game Titles
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I like it. It fits for the first game, but you're right. It's lame for the other games.Nincompoop said:Isn't it lame anywaysHoppetussa said:Maybe they weren't planning on making sequels.Nincompoop said:Ye but isn't it sorta lame title? If it specifically means that?Hoppetussa said:It makes sense. Didn't the first game take place in a mansion?Nincompoop said:Resident Evil?
I don't know... A resident is a person living in somewhere, e.g. "a resident at hotel Made-Up".
Evil residents?...?
Please tell me if there is another meaning to it.
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Whats worse is the Crystal Chronicals series of names.Cpt_Oblivious said:
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicals: Ring of Fates and
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicals: Echoes of Time
the acronyms are are getting to long, and kinda rude,
FFCCRoF - FCRoF - FuCkR oF - F**ker Off
FFCCEoT - FCEoT - FuCk eoT - F**k It
I used asterixes to be on the safe side, can we swear in these discussions?
Of course we can fucking swear. As long as we don't look like poorly educated idiots because then no one takes us seriously.Versago said:
There was actually a thread about it a while back.
Unreal.
Not because it's essentially a bad game title, but because it says absolutely nothing about the game content. You could name a game "Ultra-Fly" and have it revolve around riding ponies while shooting midgets with shotguns.
...that doesn't sound like a bad game idea actually.
Not because it's essentially a bad game title, but because it says absolutely nothing about the game content. You could name a game "Ultra-Fly" and have it revolve around riding ponies while shooting midgets with shotguns.
...that doesn't sound like a bad game idea actually.
Maybe, but the PETA would probably sue you for virtual misuse of animals, the American Gun Assosciation for virtual misuse of weaponry, and midgets you meet might just punch you in the crotch. I don't know if the risk would be worth it.
Dungeon Siege always sounded kinda stupid to me. How the hell would you besiege a dungeon anyway?
Dungeon Siege always sounded kinda stupid to me. How the hell would you besiege a dungeon anyway?
Most are for older systems, like the commodore, but some are for the original playstation and xbox. I'm not 100% sure though.bigolbear said:
I'm surprised no one's mentioned MDK yet. As I recall - it was a long time ago, after all - it was originally supposed to mean "Murder Death Kill", but then the publishers got squeamish and decided that "MDK" stood for, well, "MDK". So that was helpful.
Daikatana sounds like a Welsh samurai.
Indigo Prophecy - say "Purple Prediction" and it doesn't sound so good.
KOTOR 2: The Sith Lords... Actually, no, that works, because every bugger you ever meet is one...
Armed Assault - Well, an unarmed one would be a bloody dull soldier sim, wouldn't it?
Command & Conquer - I command, sure, but rarely conquer...
Driv3r - No. Just stop it.
Forgotten Realms - Then how come there are fourteen billion adventurers wandering around?
SC: Pandora Tomorrow - Eh?
And don't get me started on bloody Crysis...
Of course, some games have good titles that do exactly what it says on the tin. Evil Genius. Star Wars: Republic Commando. Mafia. 40K: Fire Warrior. Things like that.
EDIT: Nyctoftero, your point might be clearer made if you used words instead of eighteen bloody screens worth of Hitler pinups...
Daikatana sounds like a Welsh samurai.
Indigo Prophecy - say "Purple Prediction" and it doesn't sound so good.
KOTOR 2: The Sith Lords... Actually, no, that works, because every bugger you ever meet is one...
Armed Assault - Well, an unarmed one would be a bloody dull soldier sim, wouldn't it?
Command & Conquer - I command, sure, but rarely conquer...
Driv3r - No. Just stop it.
Forgotten Realms - Then how come there are fourteen billion adventurers wandering around?
SC: Pandora Tomorrow - Eh?
And don't get me started on bloody Crysis...
Of course, some games have good titles that do exactly what it says on the tin. Evil Genius. Star Wars: Republic Commando. Mafia. 40K: Fire Warrior. Things like that.
EDIT: Nyctoftero, your point might be clearer made if you used words instead of eighteen bloody screens worth of Hitler pinups...
In other countries it's Biohazard, which sounds hella cooler.Nincompoop said:Resident Evil?
I don't know... A resident is a person living in somewhere, e.g. "a resident at hotel Made-Up".
Evil residents?
Please tell me if there is another meaning to it.
Lol yes. Biohazard sounds cooler...devildog1170 said:In other countries it's Biohazard, which sounds hella cooler.Nincompoop said:Resident Evil?
I don't know... A resident is a person living in somewhere, e.g. "a resident at hotel Made-Up".
Evil residents?
Please tell me if there is another meaning to it.
Not too many people are hitting on the classics here.
Allow me to throw down some horrible titles from yesteryear.
Abadox, Astyanax, Abagon, Zanac, Sqoon. These sound more like drug titles than games.
Laser invasion. How does a laser invade anything? It's not a sentient force.
Kabuki Quantum Fighter. wtf?
I really think game title have actually improved dramatically since the 8 bit days.
Allow me to throw down some horrible titles from yesteryear.
Abadox, Astyanax, Abagon, Zanac, Sqoon. These sound more like drug titles than games.
Laser invasion. How does a laser invade anything? It's not a sentient force.
Kabuki Quantum Fighter. wtf?
I really think game title have actually improved dramatically since the 8 bit days.