Worst Game Titles

[JDLY]

Just realized I might seem like a troll explaining some titles but not giving any of my own.
I looked through them all (I do that frequently when there arn't to many pages) and thought I should explian some things.

As for my opinion of bad titles, all the titles I could think of have already been said.

 

[Avatar Roku]

What did Splinter Cell have to do with the games? I mean shouldn't they have been called "Sneaky white guy in a black suit?"

If you want to stretch it a bit, it's because Third Echelon is a Splinter faction of the NSA, and Cell is another word for faction in the sense it's used here. Also, if Sam's discovered, the US will deny he ever existed, so he's a "Splinter" in that sense as well.

As I said, that's still sort of stretching it.

It's called Splinter Cell because thats what the agents are called. Why they call the agents splinter cells we don't know, maybe they thought it sounded cool.

That's my theory agents called Splinter Cells = game called Splinter Cell.

P.S. realize I might sound a bit rude to some poeple but I'm not trying to be.

Yes, I thought that went without saying. I was just speculating as to why they call the agents Splinter Cells.

 

[Gunner 51]

I swear blind I saw a game called "Grabbed by the Ghoulies."

The name put a smile on my face.

 

[Tryzon]

"Zone of the Enders", because it sounds rediculous and faintly suggestive.

"Okami", because taking a radically different game with no established fanbase to fall back on and giving it a strange Japanese name which nobody can say correctly at first was a true piece of marketing genius.

 

[Fenixhart]

Left 4 dead.

Game companies. Should. Not. Use. Leetspeak.
Yes I know it's *just* a number, but why for the love of literary abilities couldn't they just use "for"?

Please someone point out the obvious and say that there are four survivors.

4 survivours?

 

[clicklick]

Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie

It speaks for itself.

lmao !

Thats like Clive Barker presents Clive Barker's Jericho by Clive Barker

 

[JDLY]

Yes, I thought that went without saying. I was just speculating as to why they call the agents Splinter Cells.

My mistake. Sorry.

 

[Prowers]

Sonic and the black knight. Like havn't heard the word, Dark or kinght in the last 3 years!

 

[PhantomCritic]

Final Fantasy >Insert Number<

Not very final, is it?

Yeah, kinda contradicts the very name of the game.

 

[PhantomCritic]

Sonic and the black knight. Like havn't heard the word, Dark or kinght in the last 3 years!

I'm suprised it wasn't changed to dark or something like that, due to obvious racial reasons.

 

[Mackinator]

Final Fantasy >Insert Number<

Not very final, is it?

Yeah it aint a great name but what can you call them?
Meteor is a-coming?
Maybe the irony makes the title good?