Worst game you bought at $60?

[Master Kuja]

Left 4 Dead.
I honestly regret buying that game at full price, how Valve managed to make "Shoot the shit out of zombies with friends!" boring to me I will never, ever know.

 

[Roadface]

Shadow the Hedgehog. this was before i got a job too, so i had to save for weeks to get it... i used to really like sonic, ok? when you were just running, it was ok, but when they forced you to solve puzzles or find 20 guys in the whole level and kill them, or use thee guns hen you dont want to, it sucks.

My friend just gave me that game. He said he couldn't handle looking at it in his game library any more. I played it once and laughed at how bad it is. I have SA2:B and it's so much better. EVEN THE GRAPHICS ARE BETTER AND IT'S WAY WAY OLDER! Yeah... Character Development and Sonic games do not go well with each other. Honestly the only thing saving SA2:B was the sophistication of the Chao garden.

 

[Roadface]

Left 4 Dead.
I honestly regret buying that game at full price, how Valve managed to make "Shoot the shit out of zombies with friends!" boring to me I will never, ever know.

You lost me there two because I find it fun. Then again I find things that I am good at to be fun.

 

[Rooster893]

Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.

Bleh...

 

[Master Kuja]

Left 4 Dead.
I honestly regret buying that game at full price, how Valve managed to make "Shoot the shit out of zombies with friends!" boring to me I will never, ever know.

You lost me there two because I find it fun. Then again I find things that I am good at to be fun.

Implying I don't enjoy it because I suck at it?
Far from it, burned through the expert campaign relatively quickly solo and with friends, I just found it boring.

Different strokes for different folks and all that.

 

[migo]

Only game I bought at $60 was the special edition of KISS Psycho Circus The Nightmare Child. So technically it was the worse, but I quite enjoyed it, and not just because I was a KISS fan. There's something to be said for an FPS that just throws swarms of weird enemies at you.

 

[Yostbeef]

Eragon

1. This looks interesting, a dragon on the cover!
2. Wait a minute...the main character becomes more elven the more he rides a dragon? This sounds like some sort of uber Mary Sue...
3. ???
4. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

OT: I bought my friend a Wii set, complete with game controllers for around $60 on eBay. My friend calls me back to thank me, but also needed help with the controls:

"How do you use this thing?" he asks, having never seen a controller in his life (he's a friend of my grandma's), "It's shaped like a silver bullet. There are no buttons or anything."

I agree to take a look at it the next time I'm over at the Home...

The person who posted it on eBay replaced the Wii controllers with vibrators.

What!!!! No way.I wonder what went through the head when they opened their bed side table and saw a wii mote.Maybe a wii mote makes a better vibrator than controller?

No. No, it does not.

Not that I speak from experience... <_<

If your feeling bold I would go with the Move,it has the glowing ball at the tip,like masturbating with a disco ball...That's inappropriate,sorry.So what became of that very hilarious and unsanitary situation?

 

[LarenzoAOG]

The only games I've ever payed $60 bucks for were Bioshock 2 and Borderlands, while both were pretty good I'm going with Borderlands, it quickly became grindy and the graphical style gave me headaches.

 

[crntNomad]

AVP (2010) Dear god that was shit.

 

[Roadface]

Left 4 Dead.
I honestly regret buying that game at full price, how Valve managed to make "Shoot the shit out of zombies with friends!" boring to me I will never, ever know.

You lost me there two because I find it fun. Then again I find things that I am good at to be fun.

Implying I don't enjoy it because I suck at it?
Far from it, burned through the expert campaign relatively quickly solo and with friends, I just found it boring.

Different strokes for different folks and all that.

I see Yeah a lot of people think expert is super impossible but it just requires you to be cautious and go slow. I could have done all of them but I can't get myself to care enough to. I used to play scavenge a lot with the three teams I managed.

 

[wammnebu]

goldeneye rouge agent: my first full price game, way to rape my growing love of bond

 

[Bosque]

Civilization Five,
I didn't find it to be an improvement over Civilization Four.

 

[Andrew_Mac]

For others its that they forgot to punch your little brother when he stole the last cookie,

OI! I'm a little brother. We deserve respect! Leave us in peace!

 

[ultimateownage]

See, I don't buy bad games a full price. I read lots of reviews and look into the games I buy.
The worst though would be APB, you know why.

 

[ZephyriaSoul]

Need for Speed Shift.
I thought it would be good. But nope. It's basically Need for Gran Turismo.

NFS: Shit indeed >_>

 

[bkeyt]

Brutal Legend on day 1. Apparently Tim Schafer can do a wrong. I loved the demo, but right after the demo it switches genres to a shitty RTS. I beat the game in one sitting but tried to do some of the terrible sidequests just to get my money's worth.

 

[ninjajoeman]

fallout 3, I love wrpgs and for some reason fallout just didn't work me.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Eragon

1. This looks interesting, a dragon on the cover!
2. Wait a minute...the main character becomes more elven the more he rides a dragon? This sounds like some sort of uber Mary Sue...
3. ???
4. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

OT: I bought my friend a Wii set, complete with game controllers for around $60 on eBay. My friend calls me back to thank me, but also needed help with the controls:

"How do you use this thing?" he asks, having never seen a controller in his life (he's a friend of my grandma's), "It's shaped like a silver bullet. There are no buttons or anything."

I agree to take a look at it the next time I'm over at the Home...

The person who posted it on eBay replaced the Wii controllers with vibrators.

What!!!! No way.I wonder what went through the head when they opened their bed side table and saw a wii mote.Maybe a wii mote makes a better vibrator than controller?

No. No, it does not.

Not that I speak from experience... <_<

If your feeling bold I would go with the Move,it has the glowing ball at the tip,like masturbating with a disco ball...That's inappropriate,sorry.So what became of that very hilarious and unsanitary situation?

If I had the disposable income and the time and privacy to do it, I might. As for the wii-mote experience...

I was at a girl friend's house, playing with her Wii (<_<; and our conversation took a curious turn. Suffice it to say, no layers were removed, and there is also a dirge of Wii games with prolonged, vibrating game play.

This was a long time ago.

 

[psivamp]

Vampire Rain. Across six consoles and two hand-helds, that was the worst game I have ever bought or played. The graphics and and controls were fairly decent but the writing, the gameplay and everything else sucked hard. I returned it less than two weeks after buying it.

The graphics and controls were those of a late-era but low budget PS2 title. But those are still high-points when compared to the actual gameplay.

OT: I couldn't get into RDR, so that wasn't a good purchase for me. Bioshock 2 didn't have any replay value and had tacked on multiplayer that didn't interest me...