Worst Game you have Ever Played and why
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Ninja'd. Whatever, I have a funny story about it. Totally true, I swear. May be tl;dr, though.Tenkage said:
You see, the first console I ever got was a Nintendo 64, when I was 7 years old. Sadly, it didn't last. I was an AVID Superman fan at the time (like, Superman bedsheets), and I knew that I had to have the Superman game for said console. Sadly, even at 7, I understood truly horrendous design. I played the game for about two hours total, and I couldn't beat the first level. It got so frustrating, that I finally tore the system out of the wall, wires and all, and threw it out the open window. The system was horribly damaged, as it fell about 20 feet. Anyway, I then ran outside, ripped the game out of the slot, ran back inside, and shoved it in the toaster. No, seriously.
Obviously, the game was completely destroyed, and my system badly damaged. When my mom found out, I got a spanking like you wouldn't believe. Luckily, the system was used, and only cost them about $30, but the game and the toaster (also ruined) cost about $85. They didn't buy me a new system for 4 years.
Looking back, I realize that I was completely insane to do something like that, and I could have had barrels of fun with Goldeneye 007. But no.
Did you know that Utsuho is one of the most badass characters in Touhou? I'm sure you do.Okuu_Fusion said:
Well it really depends:
Spider-Man Web of Shadows - It's great, but it's a broken down port for the PC and it sucks too much...
Sniper Ghost Warrior borrowed it from a friend, but incompatible with Win 7, which it's Pants-on-head retarded seeing it was released a few weeks ago and Jazz JackRabbit 2 is from 98 and runs great, i don't even have to put it in compatibility mode.
Saints Row 2 another butchered port.
Devil May Cry 3 oh God please! not the controls! Not the controls. And i didn't have a gamepad at that time -.-
Solitaire it f**cks up the difficulty curve and let me give an example: Did you see how a seismograph is giving readings on a 7-8 degrees earthquake? Imagine it more random.
Pure shitty control. And it fits perfectly
. And the game is Pure
Spider-Man Web of Shadows - It's great, but it's a broken down port for the PC and it sucks too much...
Sniper Ghost Warrior borrowed it from a friend, but incompatible with Win 7, which it's Pants-on-head retarded seeing it was released a few weeks ago and Jazz JackRabbit 2 is from 98 and runs great, i don't even have to put it in compatibility mode.
Saints Row 2 another butchered port.
Devil May Cry 3 oh God please! not the controls! Not the controls. And i didn't have a gamepad at that time -.-
Solitaire it f**cks up the difficulty curve and let me give an example: Did you see how a seismograph is giving readings on a 7-8 degrees earthquake? Imagine it more random.
Pure shitty control. And it fits perfectly
. And the game is Pure
Solitare?ArxFatalis said:Well it really depends:
Spider-Man Web of Shadows - It's great, but it's a broken down port for the PC and it sucks too much...
Sniper Ghost Warrior borrowed it from a friend, but incompatible with Win 7, which it's Pants-on-head retarded seeing it was released a few weeks ago and Jazz JackRabbit 2 is from 98 and runs great, i don't even have to put it in compatibility mode.
Saints Row 2 another butchered port.
Devil May Cry 3 oh God please! not the controls! Not the controls. And i didn't have a gamepad at that time -.-
Solitaire it f**cks up the difficulty curve and let me give an example: Did you see how a seismograph is giving readings on a 7-8 degrees earthquake? Imagine it more random.
Pure shitty control. And it fits perfectly
Half Life 2.
Reason why? It might be because I never played the first game, but I was pretty much bored from the get-go. The guns feel completely same-y, I don't really understand why the story is somehow the best in gaming history (at least to the fan-boys it is), and there's nothing that hasn't been done before, and better. I felt like I was playing a game where the original action script kept switching between Resident Evil, and James Bond. Don't see at all what all the hype is about.
I think I played it for about four hours before turning it off, and returning the game to Blockbuster.
Absolute garbage.
Reason why? It might be because I never played the first game, but I was pretty much bored from the get-go. The guns feel completely same-y, I don't really understand why the story is somehow the best in gaming history (at least to the fan-boys it is), and there's nothing that hasn't been done before, and better. I felt like I was playing a game where the original action script kept switching between Resident Evil, and James Bond. Don't see at all what all the hype is about.
I think I played it for about four hours before turning it off, and returning the game to Blockbuster.
Absolute garbage.
ghost in the shell for ps1. you played as those giant quadra-ped robots and the controls were, well just bad. and no story really either
I don't know, I thought it was a pretty good game...Tomster595 said:
But on topic: Tron 2.0 on the Gameboy Advance, and Turok Evolution are some of the worst games I've ever played.
Oh wait, I thought of an even better example: Breakdown on the original Xbox. That game was just awful. The gunplay in the game was horrible, the fighting was slow and rather boring, on the same button as your normal attack was a pretty worthless charge attack. Jump was on the black button, reloading for whatever reason was put on the left trigger, the game was just bad.