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PlatinumRenegade said:
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Im trying to think of a really bad game Ive played recently...

Ninety Nine Nights? Maybe...

there was that ps1 game back in the day~
Honestly never heard of that game lol
Good! They made a sequel too. Pretty bad. Imagine Dynasty/Samurai Warriors... but worse!
My brother plays Dynasty Warriors... and he actually likes it :O
I... I adore Dynasty Warriors. /hides from backlash.
I just bought Warriors Orochi and I have the whole series, plus the Samurai series. ><
Heh~
 

Terratina.

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Max Payne, the controls are god-damn awful.

-Hides behind flame shield

Captacha: Step back

Will do.
 

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Wow, no CoDs or ME3 yet. That's a surprise.

Anyway, I can't remember what it was called, but it was some cartoony platformer/collectathon with guns on the Wii, I think it was all very Tim Burtony, and it felt like a bad movie licensed game. Platforming was terrible, shooting things with a platformer camera was terrible, the entire thing was just dull and actively made me want to stop.
 

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A toss up between a little survival-horror (I wouldn't dare call it either) IllBleed. Awful combat, not scary, agravating characters, and the cutscenes look like they were done with fucking Kahootz. It's so bad, it's actually got a cult-following. Thank god Crazy Games closed down, before they could make a sequel. IllBleed II: The Quest for a fucking plot that the first game had nothing of the sort. You run around a big haunted-house, fighting monsters, items, and have to save a character in each but one level. And, if you miss just one, your efforts in the awful game are smacked by a senseless, annoying bad ending that doesn't even make any fucking sense.

Secondarily, Dead Island. The trailer makes it look like an epic, emotional game - featuring psychological aspects and endearing characters. Nope, all it was was annoying repeated voice-clips, glitchy combat and sewers.
 

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Terratina. said:
Max Payne, the controls are god-damn awful.

-Hides behind flame shield

Captacha: Step back

Will do.
Welcome to the Escapist!

OT: I'm going to have to go with Superman 64 as well. That game is an outright travesty.
 

Someone Depressing

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Terratina. said:
Max Payne, the controls are god-damn awful.

-Hides behind flame shield

Captacha: Step back

Will do.
*Shiver* Don't remind me of that litre of period blood mixed in with sewer rat diahrea fed to a mule with cancer, also giving it tons of spicy chicken wings, catching the excrement in a bucket and feeding it to orphans in Uganda.

Capcha: partly to blame. Yeah, I probably shouldn't have given those kids Max Payne for dinner...
 

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ABLb0y said:
Skyrim, AMY or the original White Knight Chronicles.
Skyrim? That's new. Didn't like it as much as Oblivion, but I wouldn't deem it, worst game I've ever played. Just painfully mediocre.
 

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Dungeon Lords. That game was glitchy and broken and incomplete upon release. Not to mention the spawn rate of enemies was insane.
 

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The worst game I've ever played is The World Ends with You for the DS. There's seriously nothing at all that's good about it, from the gimmicky, poorly constructed combat system to the nonsensical, pretentious story to the protagonist, who is the single worst video game character of all time.
 

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dylanmc12 said:
*Shiver* Don't remind me of that litre of period blood mixed in with sewer rat diahrea fed to a mule with cancer, also giving it tons of spicy chicken wings, catching the excrement in a bucket and feeding it to orphans in Uganda.
...James, is that you?

 

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This one and all the FPS of the last years.
I know they're popular, and I tried to play them, but I just find them boring, overrated and bad.

Probably, if I think about it, I can think of worse games I played.
But that's like back when I only had a SNES and PSx.
 

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Spore was pretty lame. I paid 50 bucks for it too.

I also had some crappy old mac games like Earth 2150, which had no tutorial so as a kid I didn't know how to play it.
 

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SaetonChapelle said:
PlatinumRenegade said:
SaetonChapelle said:
PlatinumRenegade said:
SaetonChapelle said:
Im trying to think of a really bad game Ive played recently...

Ninety Nine Nights? Maybe...

there was that ps1 game back in the day~
Honestly never heard of that game lol
Good! They made a sequel too. Pretty bad. Imagine Dynasty/Samurai Warriors... but worse!
My brother plays Dynasty Warriors... and he actually likes it :O
I... I adore Dynasty Warriors. /hides from backlash.
I just bought Warriors Orochi and I have the whole series, plus the Samurai series. ><
Heh~
Warriors orochi is pretty much my favorite. Story is as bad as you expect from a mash up but the gameplay is super solid. Only complaint I have is speed on weapons breaking certain attacks and any cloud based attacks lake pang tongs aoe or any stomp don't get weapon effects making them worthless.

OT:
Worst game I've ever played would have to go to the rugrats game for ps1. Even as a child I realized it was awful.
 

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Star Wars Force Unleashed

Clunky controls, terrible writing, boring level design. My only consolation was that I got the game from the bargain bin so I only wasted 12 dollars.

a close runner up would be Left Behind: World at War

I downloaded the demo without looking at the game but it is one of the most unintentionally creepy games I have ever played. Basic plot is its after the Rapture and you have to build an army to combat the Anti-Christ's army. When you gain recruits to your army by grabbing local people off the street and converting them to your cause, that's when I quit playing.
 

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Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust

It's the only game I've ever played where I've found myself hoping that the creators are driven out of the industry so they can never inflict such rubbish upon the world again.