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Kukakkau

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The whole turd/fart/dick for every category just got annoying for me reading that

Also I'm surprised nobody mentioned gear of war 3 - nothing like a game with no real story that in final chapter forces a consiracy down your throat then kills off anyone who knows what happened leaving you with no explanation or real conclusion of anything.
 

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I haven't played too many new releases this year. I?m usually careful with my money. So I usually only end up playing games I know I?ll defiantly want and keep.
But I became ravenous and reckless in September and well.
I would have to hand this award to Gears of War 3 for this.
Uh just such a BOOORING poorly done game with more holes in it than a piece of swiss cheese.
 

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Toriberryx6 said:
While it definitely wasn't the worst game I've played this year, I can honestly say I was very disappointed by Alice: Madness Returns. The trailers and cinematics made it look so dark and interesting, but the truth of the matter was that it was a needlessly long platformer with a very hollow story.
Yeah, I agree with you on that. It wasn't the worst game that I have ever played, but I did feel a little disappointed and more than a little confused with the ending. My brother enjoyed it though.
 

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Of the ones I've played through to the end, Bastion, I'd say. That's not including all the console ones which I haven't played.

Oh, was Dragon Age 2 a 2011 game? That would have to be pretty high on the list. And I loved Origins.
 

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Let me offer a potentially unpopular opinion: Minecraft.

It officially got a release this year, so it counts. I don't think I played a game this year that I disliked as much as Minecraft. I get that people love it, but it's not my cup of tea. Far from being entertaining, it's just tedious and frustrating. As a further point, I picked up Too Human again this year. Still more entertaining.

Before anyone says anything, I'm not saying it's a BAD game, or even the WORST game. It's a game, and I personally don't like it. If you enjoy it, then more power to you.
 

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Spiderman edge of time was REALLY REALLY crappy, considering how much I loved Shattered Dimenesion
 

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lets see, i refuse to say a game is shit due to person opinion so... heres what i reckon, and the reason.

Brink. we were promised so much more then we got. it was laggy, it was a little unbalanced, and there was about half as much content as the previous game by them Quake Wars.

DNF. yay tits. now im going to go sell it. multiplayer wasnt too immersive, and since i hadnt played the original DNs i got no nostalgia from the actually rather short and easy singleplayer.

Bodycount. I havent even played the full game, but the demo told me enough about the spastic controls. shame the guys who made black seem to have gone downhill here :(
 

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Jodski said:
Mound and Blade: Fire and Sword (think came out this year), so much taken away just for a gun.
Yeah, I was pretty disappointed in that game as well. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't terrible but they took out a lot of the things that made Mount & Blade special with that game. And honestly, the guns were more of a nuisance more than anything.
 

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I'm extremely tempted to say Duke Nukem Forever because of how it inevitably ended up being just another FPS that added fuck-all to the industry.

Red Orchestra 2 gets a special mention for having a singleplayer campaign so buggy it wouldn't even advance past the artillery tutorial for the first week when I bought it. And of course being cover-based and void of multiplayer classes (they only dictate what weapons you have, not if you get to be a medic).
 

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Isn't that three disappointments?

Or are two of these considered only half-games (which is pretty spot on digging at the current state of the games industry-what, no disappointing DLC, CryTek? Don't worry, EA will show you how.)
 

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Well, I can only comment on the games I've played personally and since none of them have been horribly broken It's really going to be most disappointing games. I'd give it to either Alice: madness returns or Hunted: the demons forge. I honestly don't know what I was expecting with these games but what I got certainly wasn't it.
 

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Wow, I'm glad I've never touched any of these games yet. I'll have to go with Yahtzee and put my vote on for MindJack, but also Duke Nukem Forever for being quite possibly the biggest letdown in the history of gaming. (13 years and they ruin Duke, apparently)
 

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MiracleOfSound said:
Duke Nukem was the only genuinely bad game I played this year.

Red Faction Armageddon wasn't bad as such, but it was vastly inferior to Guerilla.
I agree with both these statements.

On top of that there's Brink. I raged over the game because I should have been enjoying it, but the immensely bad AI and crappy online play made me very sad. Splash Damage have a lot to answer for, but I'd rather just move on.
 

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Now it's up to me to review the review. Or something like that.
The overall style seems like something Yahtzee would say if he still did those fake award things with really fucked up names. And was also drunk. And high. On glue.
The actual 'awards' seem weird, because uh...how do I explain this? OK, for example Duke Nukem Forever. It's listed in multiple categories and that makes you contradict yourselves. So apparently it's both a turd under a turd and a turd under a diamond and a turd under a turd UNDER a turd and the Carebears raped Ronald McDonald and etc etc.
The choice of games seems awkward as well, like for example(again) Duke Nukem Forever. I mean, it wasn't good but it wasn't exactly terrible either. It was just bland and forgetable. Atleast it wasn't anything like that Kane & Lynch 2 shit that still gives me nightmares.


My personal list of WORST GAMES OF 2011:

No.5: Saints Row: The Third
No.4: Saints Row: The Third
No.3: Saints Row: The Third
No.2: Saints Row: The Third
No.1: Skyri-nah just kiddin', actually it's Saints Row: The Third.

The SR series have been infamous for copying the GTA sandbox-crime-and-stuff-thingy style, but some people actually liked Saints Row 2 for filling in the supposed 'gap' that GTA IV left because instead of being unrealisticaly fun(like San Andreas) it decided to be more 'realistic'. I do like GTA IV though, if you ask me. Much better than SR2.

My personal list of BEST GAMES OF 2011(not in any particular order):

L.A. Noire, Skyrim, Batman: Arkham City,...does Minecraft count?
 

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martintox said:
Final Fantasy XIII.

Seriously, they're making their games shitty on purpose!
I hate to break it to you, but FFXIII came out March last year.
 

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Hmm. According to the list I keep handy, these are the worst three games I've p[layed this year:

Rage - I was all set to like Rage. I've loved the majority of id's output, and what they were saying about the game had me excited. But in truth, I found it boring. They had all this great technology, but didn't build an interesting world with it. They claim they had a writer on board, but the plot was a poorly paced mess and the ending was a massive plot hole. The 'open world driving' was only there to funnel the player from one shooty corridor level to the next. Disappointing, at best.

Bulletstorm - While I appreciate the humour of Bulletstorm, juvenile as it is, it wasn't enough to save this game from mediocrity. Points for effort in trying to make a shooter that does something different to the norm, but when it's easier to play as a normal shooter, just popping off headshots, your balance testing has failed. I tried to get into the spirit, but the skill shots just kept putting me at moree risk, reendering them ultimately pointless.

Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception - Oh dear, the controversial one. If I want a cinematic experience, I'll go to the cinema. When I play games, I expect to play. Ever go to a friend's house and have him excitedly shove his wonderful toys in your face screaming "Look at this! No, wait, look at that!"? That's what Uncharted 3 felt like. Rather than being in control of the game, I was funneled/dragged through various 'exciting' cinematic sequences, with the game autocorrecting my jumps, so I wouldn't die and have to wait a little longer to see its next toy. Combined with a short story, with nearly as many plot holes as Rage, and it led to a game experience that was middling, not worthy of all the accolades it received.
 

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JoesshittyOs said:
BiscuitTrouser said:
JoesshittyOs said:
BiscuitTrouser said:
I love people on this thread. Most people are like SKYRIM and MW3 or BATTLEFIELD.

And i shant deny its FINE to say these games dont appeal to you. But the WORST game of the year? You mean if someone made a game this year called "lets paint with human waste" it would STILL be the WORST game of the year? What we are actually debating is, whats the worst of the huge releases. Lets at least get that right.
I'm honestly scrolling down waiting to find someone claim one of those games are terrible, but no one has really claimed any of those yet.

Now going off this, the worst game that I actually invested some time in that was a big release would probably be LA Noire. I played the entire game before realizing that I really didn't like it.
That wasnt sarcasm... i honestly love people on this thread for not stating those as the worst game of all time. When thats just factually wrong.
I'm well aware that wasn't sarcasm (unless I'm not reading this correctly, which may be the case), I'm agreeing with you.

I think I should have added that I believe the proper title would be "Big Blockbuster Game disappointment of 2011", because that's what everyone is going to answer with. Mine was LA Noire. By no means a terrible game, it just wasn't that good.

However many hours of driving to different positions and rather broken and unimaginative detective mini-games. It made me appreciate the rift between games and cinema.
La Noire was the biggest disappointment of the year for me.

I thought it was going to be fantastic, but it was just average, and it took me ten hours of play time to realise this.
 

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martintox said:
MercurySteam said:
martintox said:
Final Fantasy XIII.

Seriously, they're making their games shitty on purpose!
I hate to break it to you, but FFXIII came out March last year.
XIII-2, then.

What? It's gonna be released in Japan on December 15 of this year, it counts!
Hey, I'm not going to argue as I haven't even played it yet. I may end up getting it for my sister for Xmas, though.