Worst gaming quotes

[NinjaRebel]

(I searched for this and couldn't find anything recent like it)

What do you think is quite possibly one of the worst gaming quotes ever in a game? It could be the way it is worded or be terrible because it is put in exactly the wrong place, or as one said so bad it's good. Just any quote that makes you want to -faceplam- or punch the idiot who made it.

One for me would be at the ending of MGS4, with Liquid Ocelot "You're pretty good!" It may just be me, but after such an awesome fight sequence why end it like that?

 

[War Penguin]

Prepare to die!
It's not the worst but it's so generic and annoying if you hear it over and over again.

 

[j0z]

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"
That is why I am completely pwning you

"Die N'Wah!"
I have no idea what N'Wah means, but it can't be nice. But it is said WAY to much.

 

[T-Bone24]

YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD.

 

[Cheesus333]

In the Cyrodiil arena I was told I "move like a pregnant cow".

For shame, Bethesda... for shame...

It's a 15 and everything!

 

[iggyus]

I will be your doom!

I love KOTOR, but that cat-chick pissed me off to no end

 

[Cargando]

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"
That is why I am completely pwning you

Dammit. Ninja'd.

I was going to say 'I saw a mudcrab the other day'.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Does it actually have to be bad, or can it be so bad it's good. If the latter, I'd go with: "You were almost a Jill Sandwich!"

 

[tomtom94]

Almost anything out of the first Harry Potter game on GBA...it had Assassin's Creed NPC syndrome.
"HARRY POTTER!!!1! HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU COULD HAVE BROKEN YOUR NECK! That said you're a natural flier and I'd like you to be Seeker for the Gryffindor Quidditch Team"
That or the godawful proofreading in Pro Evolution Soccer Management.
"Use Office Trap"
*facepalm*

 

[cheese_wizington]

Let this battle be our last.

 

[SantoUno]

Bastila's "The Force Fights with Me!" in KOTOR. Seriously...

 

[Hazy]

"X-MEN.. WELCOME TO DIE!"

Or the ever-popular: "All your base are belong to us."

 

[quiet_samurai]

NPC 1: "Hello"

NPC 2: "I saw a mudcrab the other day, disgusting creatures"

NPC 1: "Stop talking!"

 

[Nincompoop]

"You an I are not so different". Well that prolly fits into every media form Lol. I just really hate it. I don't recall any specific line from a game that made my facepalm, but I know there have been many.

EDIT: Ofc, the ultimate uber supreme boss/badguy says that to the hero.

 

[Broady Brio]

"Suck on this, Wesker!" - Resident Evil 5

*Wow that sounds wrong as well as cheesy.

 

[Aunel]

WHY! WON'T YOU DIE!
in Oblivion
well it is probably because of my magic full glass armour and shield, with protection enchantments.

 

[Nincompoop]

NPC 1: "Hello"

NPC 2: "I saw a mudcrab the other day, disgusting creatures"

NPC 1: "Stop talking!"

Or;

NPC 1: "Hello"

NPC 2: "I saw a mudcrab the other day, disgusting creatures"

NPC 1: "Bye"

NPC 1: "Hello"

Seriously, it has failed so often that it's embarrassing.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Does it actually have to be bad, or can it be so bad it's good. If the latter, I'd go with: "You were almost a Jill Sandwich!"

This, a hundred times, actually pretty much all Resi games have "so bad there good" quotes >.>