Worst gaming quotes

[esperandote]

your princess is in another castle

 

[Hybridwolf]

Do a barrel roll. Because it 's a stupid quote which has become more famous then the game it came from. Why the hell is it even funny!?! Is there some hidden joke or is it meant to be funny because it's been said so many damn times?

Also pretty much anything said by the good guy's in Resi evil 5. Only good character was Wesker and even then...

"your merely postponing the inveitable".
"found you!".

 

[Captain Pancake]

Anything Francis says in left 4 dead. Trust me, it's not good advice to run up to a witch and shoot it in the face...

 

[Insanum]

"you were killed by a grenade, Watch for the indicator"

He cooked it you moron ¬¬

 

[quiet_samurai]

NPC 1: "Hello"

NPC 2: "I saw a mudcrab the other day, disgusting creatures"

NPC 1: "Stop talking!"

Or;

NPC 1: "Hello"

NPC 2: "I saw a mudcrab the other day, disgusting creatures"

NPC 1: "Bye"

NPC 1: "Hello"

Seriously, it has failed so often that it's embarrassing.

That's what makes it so awesome though. It's like visiting a looney bin.... with swords.

 

[crooked_ferret]

 

[DAMG]

"Dance with the angels"- it's a quoted quote in Ace Combat 6, and forced into every rebelling statement, "I hate graham crackers, you fucker! Go dance with the angels!" It's supposed to be meaningful, but it comes off like sticky Cheese Whiz.

 

[Cheesus333]

Do a barrel roll. Because it 's a stupid quote which has become more famous then the game it came from. Why the hell is it even funny!?! Is there some hidden joke or is it meant to be funny because it's been said so many damn times?

Maybe it'd be funnier if you did a barrel roll? Just a thought


Why do these games have such apalling writers?

 

[Woodsey]

"Yanky shanky dur!" or something like that which all the Koreans shout in Crysis. It's funny the first 10 times but it starts to drag a little.

Although Psycho's reply in Crysis Warhead of "I'm British you muppet!" was a funny payback. Especially as I'm British.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Do a barrel roll. Because it 's a stupid quote which has become more famous then the game it came from. Why the hell is it even funny!?! Is there some hidden joke or is it meant to be funny because it's been said so many damn times?

Also pretty much anything said by the good guy's in Resi evil 5. Only good character was Wesker and even then...

"your merely postponing the inveitable".
"found you!".

Wesker only looks good and his powers help too but, it almost sounds like he has throat cancer or something.

 

[Evil Tim]

House of the Dead's classic deadpan HOW COULD ANYONE DO THIS. Or any one of Goldman's lines in 2. Or any line from Vampire Night.

'She gave us the strength of that of a human.'

 

[Cheesus333]

Hope this doesn't cause too much offense.

Spoiler: PG material follows

 

[Evil Tim]

Possibly "The cake is a lie"

So, so, so overused it has lost its status as a good quote

It was never a good quote to start with, since there is a cake.

 

[NinjaRebel]

Another for me is in Call of Duty: World at War, where the german voice guy, or Manfred as I call him, says "They send in the dogs, but they too will find only death!" problem is it takes more bullets to kill a DOG then a HUMAN in that game. They rip your throat out before you fire enough bullets into them.

 

[masterjiji]

"what is a man?!? a miserable pile of secrets! but enough talk. HAVE AT YOU!!!"

 

[RazerSauber]

"You're winner!"

Cookies for anybody who guesses the game!

 

[NinjaRebel]

Possibly "The cake is a lie"

So, so, so overused it has lost its status as a good quote

It was never a good quote to start with, since there is a cake.

It was a good attempt at a great quote you got to admit.

 

[joshthor]

I will be your doom!

I love KOTOR, but that cat-chick pissed me off to no end

this. lamest quote ever. i made her join me first play through the rest i just killed her.