Worst Girl Trouble?

[DefunctTheory]

I know, its one of the military laws of nature: Military marriages NEVER work. But probably just like everyone else who has tried I though to myself "That won't happen to me, this is different."... but it really never is, and now I'm ashamed to say that I'm part of that statistic. At least my wife was pregnant and didn't cheat on me while I was overseas which is how it usually happens.

Where was your Maryland duty station suppose to be, Ft. Meade?

Fort Detrick. Frederick, Maryland. An hour away from family and friends. An undeployable Microwave Relay post, which guaranteed Top Security clearances, a fair chance at higher, more real life training than I could shake a stick at, would have made me a shoe in for GD, Lockheed, or Site R when I got out of the military; and a work place that based its focus on work results rather than a perfect recall of Army Regulation numbers.

Fucking. Paradise.

 

[8-Bit Grin]

I dated an apparently innocent little redhead thinking she would be true.

That did not last long.

The relationship itself lasted three years, but...

Word to the wise, never trust the first three months. It's the months proceding those that they show their true colors, regardless as to if they're good or bad. I don't believe there's a more rotten feeling in the world than trusting someone when you never thought you could trust anyone, only to have it wiped away in an instant.

I've been destroyed, my fellow Escapists.

I've fallen down.

And sometimes I feel I've given up.

 

[Aerodynamic]

Its not the worst, but sometimes never having had a girlfriend at all feels bad.

Rejection feels bad man.

 

[Starke]

Well, here we go... I dated a girl for about 6 months before we found out she was pregnant, and I was about to deploy to the most dangerous city in Iraq at the time. She was determined to keep the child (I was in agreement with her, our families were not), so we got married the weekend before I deployed so that she could get military medical benefits during her pregnancy and my child would get my life insurance should I perish overseas. So after coming home to a fat wife and screaming child after being in combat for 7 months we set out on trying to make this new life work for us. Two years later we're in New York and she decides she can't be with me anymore and takes my son and moves to Maryland. I go down to Maryland and reconcile with her and we stay together up until this past September when she does the "I can't be with you anymore" bit again. So now I've put just about all of my meager assets into making this relationship work and I end up presently stuck in Maryland with 2 bags of clothes, 2 guns, my TV, and my computer... so yes, I've had my share of girl troubles.

EDIT:

I love these threads, because I usually win. My ex-wife racked up about $30,000 in credit card debt, trashed our home, cheated on me and then left.

Wow, I might actually beat you when my divorce goes through. During my deployment after I got married my wife spent $20,000 of the $25,000 of my overseas pay... money that was supposed to go towards buying a house, and instead she ate out for at least 2 meals a day for 7 months. Also when we separated I had to pay for a new apartment instead of my car payment which resulted in repossession of which I still owe $8000 on that loan.

Yeah, you've got me beat by a bit. We weren't married, but she was pregnant. She shoved a loaded P99 in my ear and told me that "I didn't trust her." The preface was I'd learned earlier that day that she'd been fucking her ex the entire time we'd been involved. She'd been telling him I tried to rape her, and telling me he tried to rape her. We get through a very enlightening conversation and I get the gun away from her while she was trying to figure out why pulling the trigger didn't splatter my brains (she forgot to chamber a round). Once I had the gun away from her she insisted it was "all just a test". Riiight. I was still sorely tempted to shoot her.

Anyway, I kicked her sorry ass out. And haven't seen her face to face since. We had a couple shouting matches on the phone over the next couple weeks. Then, she told my father she'd miscarried, she told my father. She told my best friend who'd moved cross country a couple years earlier, she told a few of our mutual friends. She didn't tell me for a month. A shouting match ensued.

Out of these shouting matches came a couple threats to kill me, which I took seriously. I basically dropped out of sight. I was working graveyard to avoid unnecessary time in public, ect. This went on for two years, before I moved cross country myself.

Okay, punchline time. She never miscarried. She filed against at least THREE OTHER GUYS before she tried to file against me, FOUR years later. After the genetic testing came back the arbiter looked at her incoherent perjured rambling statements, assigned 25 bucks a month support and stopped just short of writing "you wanted a kid, now you've got one" in the decision.

Before the arbiter passed judgment I was looking at roughly 17 grand in back support for a child I'd known nothing about. Plus a grand a month in support. (My income's a little over $700 a month + student loans.)

 

[Sleekgiant]

I love these threads, because I usually win. My ex-wife racked up about $30,000 in credit card debt, trashed our home, cheated on me and then left.

.....Yeah I'd say you pretty much win hands down.

Relationship troubles...me HA NEVER. I'll just say my life sucks enough to were I don't need someone to put my emotions through the wringer.

 

[Samcanuck]

Well, here we go... I dated a girl for about 6 months before we found out she was pregnant, and I was about to deploy to the most dangerous city in Iraq at the time. She was determined to keep the child (I was in agreement with her, our families were not), so we got married the weekend before I deployed so that she could get military medical benefits during her pregnancy and my child would get my life insurance should I perish overseas. So after coming home to a fat wife and screaming child after being in combat for 7 months we set out on trying to make this new life work for us. Two years later we're in New York and she decides she can't be with me anymore and takes my son and moves to Maryland. I go down to Maryland and reconcile with her and we stay together up until this past September when she does the "I can't be with you anymore" bit again. So now I've put just about all of my meager assets into making this relationship work and I end up presently stuck in Maryland with 2 bags of clothes, 2 guns, my TV, and my computer... so yes, I've had my share of girl troubles.

EDIT:

I love these threads, because I usually win. My ex-wife racked up about $30,000 in credit card debt, trashed our home, cheated on me and then left.

Wow, I might actually beat you when my divorce goes through. During my deployment after I got married my wife spent $20,000 of the $25,000 of my overseas pay... money that was supposed to go towards buying a house, and instead she ate out for at least 2 meals a day for 7 months. Also when we separated I had to pay for a new apartment instead of my car payment which resulted in repossession of which I still owe $8000 on that loan.

Women like that should be shot. Nobody get's screwed worse than the guy in a divorce. You risk your neck for people, and all these piece of crap women can do is think of themselves, and then take the kid's and money. Like those spoiled civilians earned anything. It's bull man. Damn bullcrap backwards law system.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

My ex husband was ok at the start until we got married then Mr Hyde came out to play.
He got controlling over EVERYTHING, the finances, my clothes, how I wore my hair, etc etc.
He expected to check in when I was working at every break and lunch.
He took out over 20,000 in debt in my name.
When I became pregnant with our son he got physically abusive, punching your pregnant wife? Doesn't look so good in the karma book.
The final straw? He told everyone, including my family that he had terminal brain cancer and shaved his head and made himself throw up to look the part.
He convinced my doctors that he was having chemo when I got pregnant which subjected me to extra medical tests and almost got my son miscarried.
I walked out and filed for divorce.

and now I work near Fort Detrick. LAWL

 

[AngloDoom]

Had a girl cheat on me with at least a couple of guys, try it on with a friend of mine, and then dump me before I got to dump her. However, she didn't tell her friends she had come out the relationship. Why you ask? So next time those friends see me with a girl, they assume I'm cheating on her, I become the bad-guy, and so it leaves her free to accuse me of once hitting her and once sexually assaulting her.

She also almost got be into a physical fight with one of the closest friends I had at the time by cornering us into a situation where we couldn't talk, then misquoting each other's responses to the other in unfavourable ways so we almost ended up at each other's throats. She also got into contact with one guy she knew, some random psycho with a count of GBH on his head, and told him I'd tried to force myself upon her. So, that earned me death-threats, and almost got me into a fight with a group of guys she tried to persuade to kick the crap out of me. She also told everyone in my college who would listen what I was 'secretly like', knowing I'm not the type to talk to everyone about my woes. So, they only had one side of the story to believe, meaning I got shunned at college too.

Thankfully, she lost track of the lies she made, muddled herself up, and then the truth came crashing down on everyone's ass and turned everyone against her, so in the end my silent protest against her worked out unexpectedly well. However, there are still people who believe I cheated on her with her best friend, but that's better than being a 'known rapist'.

 

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

I had a live-in boy friend that started pulling the shit AmayaOnnaOtaku was talking about. Ok, so you live with a female engineering student, who's had a job since she was 16, and you somehow want to mold her into a house wife, while isolating her from her friends and family? Right, cause her education and character up until this point clearly indicate that this is ok. He also didn't have the balls to break up with me, so he spend months guilting me into staying with him while he spouted abuse constantly. Oh yeah, that medical problem he claimed was me just wanting attention almost killed me. Lucky for him, it was after I left him. I actually had to talk friends out of beating him within an inch of his life when it finally came out how he was treating me.


So boys are trouble too.

 

[Starke]

I had a live-in boy friend that started pulling the shit AmayaOnnaOtaku was talking about. Ok, so you live with a female engineering student, who's had a job since she was 16, and you somehow want to mold her into a house wife, while isolating her from her friends and family? Right, cause her education and character up until this point clearly indicate that this is ok. He also didn't have the balls to break up with me, so he spend months guilting me into staying with him while he spouted abuse constantly. Oh yeah, that medical problem he claimed was me just wanting attention almost killed me. Lucky for him, it was after I left him. I actually had to talk friends out of beating him within an inch of his life when it finally came out how he was treating me.


So boys are trouble too.

Nothing causes the psychology of the human brain to fall apart like a house of cards more effectively than sexual relationships. My sympathies.

 

[Pokenator]

my theory: don't date at all

 

[Ungenericteen]

My ex-girlfriend is crazy she assumed that, because of my attempts to distract myself, ( lots of caffine, martial arts, joking half heartedly, ect.) I was broken about the break up, ( she asked me out when I was on a medication that basically made me high as everest) so she confronted me about how I "can't stop thinking about her" when what really happened my family had alot of trouble, I told her that but she believed it was a mix. If she is reading this I would like to say:I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU SELF PITYING NARSICUS!!! GET OFF THE ESCAPIST!!!! YOUR A FAT MEAN, GREEDY LITTLE BRAT! sorry about the rant there.

 

[Bernzz]

After reading all of this, I feel really bad to say my worst girl trouble has been a British girl you who plays guys. One day she's all over you, the next she doesn't want to know you, rinse and repeat. It was like this for me for around a year. I wasted a year of my life chasing this girl.

So when I had an awesome girlfriend with my taste in music, fashion, games, etc. who is also as sex-obsessed as I am, this British girl starts hitting on me majorly again, trying to break my girlfriend and I up. A stupid mistake on my part (I made a thread about it, I doubt anyone'd remember though) almost made this British girl succeed.

But now she ignores me and I ignore her, and I'm still with my awesome girlfriend and we're closer than ever.

So yeah, I feel bad that that's the worst problem I've ever had.

 

[telkesh]

Ok! I joined up after months of lerking just for this thread. And I'm glad to say I fail att his topic. I've never had girl trouble myself. So i will tell the story of the worst girl trouble regarding a family member, as well.

Me: I spent many a long year staying out of relationships. Women = time + Money. Two things I didn't want to share. After years of staying out of relationship i stumbled into one suddenly. I, luckily, seem to have found my perfect match. In the past two years we haven't had any serious drama, outside the usual stuff and will be moving in together in November. We are alike in so many ways and the ways that we differ in we seem to be so completely opposite that we end up with a yin and yang situation. Whenever things get to get tough she looks at me and simply says "Baby, I love you" and everythign works out eventually. I wanted to point this out not to gloat (But damn it, i did anyway) but to show contrast between myself anf my cousin.

Him: I'll ignore all the basic drama (Which was far from basic) and jump to the end. After cheating on him with her ex husband several times she finally decided to up the crazy one night when she accused him of rape, just for the hell of it apparently. She didn't go to any authorities, or seem upset. she pretty much said "You raped me last night, now do what I want or go to jail" after a brief few weeks of crazy she amped it up even more. He found out she had cheated on him again (though a message to her iPhone that he bought and she claimed as hers) and he decided to end it. That was when she decided that he had broken two of her ribs after 'assulting' her. Somehow that wasn't enough for her, because he still left so she did the lowest thing an ex can do: She claimed she was pregnant. But whoops. she miscarried when he had 'assulted' her. Queue a few days of death threats from her and all her friends for 'not caring about his dead baby' and a few serious threats from 'biker gangs' And he tried to move on from this batch of crazy and got a new girlfriend. That was when.. and this is the part that's probably the craziest... She magically un-miscarried (It can so happen!!1!) after 3 weeks of being miscarried. Now the new gf has left and the ex is trying to get him to come down and be with her again for 'their child'.
One 'jesus fetus' later and the crazy begins to repeat. Unfourtunatly this is not the end of the story, only the begining, as I am currently living it. That's what we get for opening our house to his crazy.

In a way for me this is both the worst and best girl trouble. The worst because I know what kind of nutters are out there, and the best because it made me look at my girlfriend and decide I will never, ever want to try out the dating scene.

Edit: I meant to add this, too, for Swollen Goat: This one ended up with $40,000 in debts for a girlfriend that lasted for 6 months.

 

[Starke]

Ok! I joined up after months of lerking just for this thread. And I'm glad to say I fail att his topic. I've never had girl trouble myself. So i will tell the story of the worst girl trouble regarding a family member, as well.

Welcome to the boards. Also, you had me laughing with Jesus fetus.

 

[Iron Criterion]

My ex-girlfriend cheated on me with just about everyone, then when we split up trying to come out smelling of roses she told people that I 'attacked' her.

Man that sucks, I dated a girl who did something similar. After I ended the relationship she went around and told everyone that I forced myself on her and some of my friends believed her. In fact one of my best friends dated her for a few months, discovered how bat-shite crazy she was and broke up with her. She, in turn, claimed that he forced himself on her as well, but by this time I had convinced all my friends that she was indeed crazy and we all moved on.
Still though it is one of those things that I worry about in my current relationship. Last I heard she is currently a single-mom with one kid a no job, barely making it through college, soo...Karma?

Sounds like she got what she deserved. Though I find it slightly sad that a few of your friends actually believed her over you.

 

[goodwithwords08]

Well throughout high school and even up till now (finishing college) I have had plenty of girl problems. From cheating and accusing me of rape, abuse, and theft to straight up using me and making me think that she actually cared. All in all I have only had one girlfriend that has not hurt me which is my current girlfriend. This has shown me something amazing, that no matter what happens to you in life never give up, never quit trying, sooner or later something or someone amazing will come along.