Worst habits?

[ABY57]

I crack all my joints, constantly...I'm also way too shy when not on the internets...but then again, everyone know everyone where I'm at...I should get away...that'd help ><

 

[Marbas]

Excessive self-criticism
Procrastination
Lying.

I am ever so good at lying. It's kind of creepy actually.

 

[Espics]

how can we believe that those are your worst habits then? XD

 

[Marbas]

how can we believe that those are your worst habits then? XD

*Short answer*
Because I have no motivation to lie to you?

*Long answer*
You can't, not really. It's all a matter of whether or not you believe the attention gained from lying in this circumstance motivates enough to do so. However, since you don't know me, you have no measure to use, and therefore are unable to make a judgment call.

Hell! I may actually be a super-intelligent otter with DSL.

You never know.

 

[Espics]

Hell! I may actually be a super-intelligent otter with DSL.

ROFL that's true.

doubly funny 'cos it reminds me of the southpark episode anticipating the release of the Wii.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

I pick my nose on occasion.



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At Least I'm honest!!

An honest man - I like that. I'd shake your hand but...well, you know...

Me, I tend to quietly speak aloud whatever I'm typing, which is awkward when I am at work and chewing somebody out online.

 

[FranicalFrazical]

Biting my nails, saying "sorry" every two seconds and, it's not a habit but it seems like it now, constantly stubing my toes so hard the nails split!

 

[Meado]

I kill babies. I don't know what it is, but when I ain't doing anything with my hands, they just reach out and kill one. It's ruined my social life, but I get paid a mint when I stand in abortion clinics.

OK, seriously, biting nails and picking my nose.

 

[Drugar]

I have the strange habit of tricking my friends into hurting themselves or each other.

The best part of it is when one of them bends in agony and the other says, "Wait a sec, why am I listening to your orders?"

"Would you kindly kick Stan in the balls?"

 

[Voodoo Child]

I pick my nose on occasion.



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At Least I'm honest!!

I do. Quite a bit more than on occasion though (say, out of boredom?).

Also, baiting desperate 14 year old guys in teen chat rooms giving them a fake number, and asking them to call, before deleting every trace of them from my computer.

Sometime when I do it, I give them my number and ask why the hell they're calling my girlfriend.

I'm a terrible person.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

I pick my nose on occasion.



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At Least I'm honest!!

I do. Quite a bit more than on occasion though (say, out of boredom?).

Also, baiting desperate 14 year old guys in teen chat rooms giving them a fake number, and asking them to call, before deleting every trace of them from my computer.

Sometime when I do it, I give them my number and ask why the hell they're calling my girlfriend.

I'm a terrible person.

Yes you are how could you mislead those poor impressionable boys. One might be a psychopath hunt you down and slit your thought, probably not as long as your worried now I am content.

 

[Anarchemitis]

You never know what can drive a person over the brink...
Like having too early a bedtime.

 

[krashdummy]

I see things.
Wicked, terrifying, mysterious, preposterous, crooked, evil things.
*Curls up into foetal position and rocks nervously*

 

[RazielDethAngel]

I talk to myself. I even have times where I say things aloud that have nothing to do with what is going on... Kind of like a random quotes Tourette's...

Same here. Also when I am nervous or just feeling awkward I speak in separated words. (i.e. I. think. I'll. go...)
Also I crack my knuckles a lot. Except I crack them under my chin it feels cool.

Oh and the last one that my friend started is that you blow air into your upper lip and suck it out while your mouth is closed the whole time. Just do that rapidly and thats what I do.