Worst. Idea. EVER...let's do it!

[triggrhappy94]

OK i have a pretty good one.
back when me and my friends were all in 8th grade, we liked to set thing on fire and find new ways of setting things on fire at one of my friend's houses after school. My friend, who's house we light are fire at, is a boy scout and his father is a scout master so we had a ready supple of matches and lighter fluid. My friend's backyard has a wooden deck attached to the house, a brick patio kind of thing that's about the same size of the deck and just bellow it, grass on either side of the bricks and bushes opposite to the deck, and a trampoleen on the bricks.
One day we decide to make a molotov cocktail (yes a real molotov cocktail). Sobe bottle + lighter fluid + paper towel doused in lighter fluid. i through it straight down at the bricks, hoping it'd break righ there. instead, i bounced on the bricks, and when under the deck. when we looked under the deck, to a corus of "Oh shit", we say a fire ball under the wooden deck.
So we did what anyone would do: out out the fire, retreived the bottle and tried agian, but this time not facing the house. this time it bounced, hit a leg of the trampoleen and exploded (i don't care what you say, the rapid expansion of lighter fluid= explosion. n it looked like one too), this time to a corus of "OH SHIT!!!!" the explosion burned two holes in the trampoleen both just big enough for someone to fall through.


I think that beats any bar fights or beer tumors

 

[William Dickbringer]

I didn't do anything stupid but my older brother did he was setting poison ivy on fire on trees the trees were alive so no tree fire the next tree he does it goes up in flames and what does that mean it means 3 teens running back and forth with buckets of water and hoses the real kicker is that the fire department didn't come for a good 15 min and they are 5 min away from us

another thing was my friend he edited his schools wikipedia page and practicaly made it an encyclopedia dramatica page(I never know why we have a wikipedia since schools hate wikipedia) and he did that from his house he got suspended for 10 days with a recommendation for expulsion oh and he also got arrested and to add something else it turns out he was our local crazy student's hitlist for that because he added a segment about him

EDIT: I just realized my stupid thing is that I'm making a game involving a satire of people in my class and we (the other person is my friend the one involving the wikipedia incident) are calling it Totally Inverted Tower Stuff (just because of the acronym for it) but yeah if the teacher sees it we are going to get suspended and we're going to more than likely get the news on it so if the worst case scenario does happen WE'RE GOING TO BE THE MOST FAMOUS NERDS IN OUR SCHOOL

 

[soren7550]

The only thing I can really think of at this hour is the time me & my brothers set a bunch of jack o lanterns on fire on my fire escape using a shit load of Axe body spray, paper towels, and one of those lighters that kind of looks like a pistol.


Oh, just remembered another one. My mother has OCD sort of, and every Christmas she sets up a bunch of Christmas crap. So one day all my brothers are over and she goes into the bathroom. My older brother gets this goofy-stupid look on his face and yells "Fuck up everything!". So we run around and start moving stuff all over the place and turn everything around. We almost moved the tree as well, but since it's tied to the wall, we really couldn't.
When we're done, we're sitting there giggling like a bunch of morons when she comes out of the bathroom. Somehow she doesn't notice the alterations we made. Maybe an hour later she walks through again and sees everything. I'm a bunch of rooms away at this point and I can hear her freaking out. I run into the living room and see she's pretty much pulling out her hair.

Along with that, we were always re-arranging the manger people or simply adding crap in there (most notably Hades from the Disney Hercules cartoon, Jessie from Pokemon and a Transformer), and made her Peanuts figures 'ghetto' (someone would be getting some up the the butt and/or giving/getting a BJ, Pig-Pen would be laying under some cardboard begging for change and Charlie Brown would be punching someone out while wearing his cap sideways.)

 

[The Shade]

Well... there was the 30-foot beer funnel...

We had to go hang it off the roof just to use it.

 

[ogreloot]

I like this idea.....

 

[nebtheslayer95]

I didn't do anything stupid but my older brother did he was setting poison ivy on fire on trees the trees were alive so no tree fire the next tree he does it goes up in flames and what does that mean it means 3 teens running back and forth with buckets of water and hoses the real kicker is that the fire department didn't come for a good 15 min and they are 5 min away from us

in a related story a relative of mine thought it would be a good idea to light poison ivy on fire, but didnt realize how allergic he was. fumes went into his lungs and he was in the ER for a while and nearly died.

 

[Danglybits]

Bonfire + plus a shopping bag full of brand new lighters...need I say more?

Yes, where is the film of this!?


My friend has a saying, "There are no such things as 'bad ideas', only 'totally awesome' ideas that didn't quite pan out." ....he has a lot of bad ideas.

 

[Yokai]

Only once, and I never intend to be in such a position again...I still facepalm at how my judgment could have lapsed so greatly.
We bought about twenty cans of Silly String, that gloriously pointless substance that exists only to deface property and yet is still sold everywhere. Then we went over to the high school and sprayed it all over all the teachers' cars. Detentions, suspensions, and much yelling was to be had.

 

[leviathanmisha]

Bonfire + plus a shopping bag full of brand new lighters...need I say more?

Yes, where is the film of this!?


My friend has a saying, "There are no such things as 'bad ideas', only 'totally awesome' ideas that didn't quite pan out." ....he has a lot of bad ideas.

Hiding in the closet where mommy and daddy won't find it. Actually, it still might be on a camera somewhere...

And I like your friends' saying...it fits me and my friends quite nicely...

 

[HT_Black]

Trying to make a hole in a fence that would allow access to a daytime childcare facility, for an undisclosed reason

Why don't you take a seat over there...

OT: I dove off a cliff, stole a boat, wrestled two full-grown horses into submission, and swam through a narrow body of water with six or seven copperhead nests in it. All on the same day.

And I was totally sober the whole time.

 

[The Eggplant]

Trying to make a hole in a fence that would allow access to a daytime childcare facility, for an undisclosed reason

Why don't you take a seat over there...

OT: I dove off a cliff, stole a boat, wrestled two full-grown horses into submission, and swan through a narrow body of water with six or seven copperhead nests in it. All on the same day.

And I was totally sober the whole time.

Either you're a champion liar, or you might just be a superhero...

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

"Let's go the McDonald's, ask for water, and then steal some Coke Cola while their not looking!"

Guess what. They were looking.

I do this whenever they can't see me pouring it into the cup. I'm not sure if it's a bad thing or not.

 

[HT_Black]

Trying to make a hole in a fence that would allow access to a daytime childcare facility, for an undisclosed reason

Why don't you take a seat over there...

OT: I dove off a cliff, stole a boat, wrestled two full-grown horses into submission, and swan through a narrow body of water with six or seven copperhead nests in it. All on the same day.

And I was totally sober the whole time.

Either you're a champion liar, or you might just be a superhero...

Actually, I have to admit that that's not how it happened; there was a German Shepard who savaged me while I was climbing out of the snake-filled sinkhole. My faulty memory and all that.

Also, I'm dead serious about all of that. And I was 13 when all of that happened, for the record.

 

[JS ibanez]

Doing parkour near an olympic venue in vancouver. Got about 3 minutes fun time in before security guards came an told us to leave. They were only about 20 meters away after all.

 

[Junkle]

First off, simply reading this thread = instant hilarity.

Secondly, simply reading this thread = great ideas for a senior prank.

OT, however.
We got a donation of shaving cream to our dorm (no idea why). We decided to run over to the girl's dorm and spray it all over the walls, and basically blame it on another club. Of course, no one else had gotten large amounts of orange shaving cream recently, and it was sort of still winter/raining. Cleanup the next day sucked.

 

[swolf]

Does backyard wrestling count? Despite the bruises, cuts, and scars it was actually kinda fun. On a serious note, it almost killed me when an idiot broke the rules and gave me a piledriver. So, yeah, don't try.

 

[JEBWrench]

I'd share my tale, but parts of it are monstrously illegal.

It involved a lot booze and pot, a stolen van, and a high school girl who was grounded at the time.

 

[CrazyGeneral]

well I have never participated once in my school two got the idea they could get a kiss from their hot teacher by one of them faking a hear attack running out the door before class yelling help help someones had a heart attack unfortunately it was the gym teacher who is a large man with mustache it would have been hilarious if it worked but unfortunately the teacher would see he was breathing and as such he never got his man kiss.

 

[blankedboy]

That I knew would end badly?
Well, there's been plenty of snap-decision moments that ended me getting horribly humuliated, embarrased, or hurt, and if I had had more than about 2 seconds to think I'd've been good.

I'd've is the epic-est word ever.

 

[Korolev]

Disaster is hardly ever glorious. About the only time I ever knew something would not end well was the time I promised to go to a classmate's birthday party and then well, didn't. Not much of a big deal you might think? Well, this classmate in highschool was a bit, well, high-strung. Emotional. A tad bit crazy. Let's just say I had to go through about a year of murderous glares, and downright hostile behavior, mixed in with uncomfortable silences.

Thing was, I knew something like this would happen. I knew I wasn't going to ever go to the birthday party (due to the fact that I hardly knew this person), and yet I still accepted the invitation.

Not much of a disaster. Except when I had to co-operate with this particular classmate on an English Project. Which didn't end well. Which affected my grades - not too badly, but badly.

Then there was the time when I was eight and I placed a powerful rare-earth magnet on my old TV. Kinda knew I'd wreck the screen up pretty bad, couldn't stop myself. As a result, for about a year, I had to watch TV with half the screen permanently green. And I didn't get any Birthday presents or Christmas presents.

And then there's now - I work with Ethidium Bromide in my lab, a standard dye used in agarose DNA gels. When you mix it with the TBE buffer, you're supposed to wear blue gloves since EB goes right through the normal gloves and onto your skin, which is a bad idea since EB is very, very dangerous. Yet I still, for some stupid reason, can't be bothered to change gloves. I just tell myself to be careful. But I realize that if I keep doing that it won't end well.

And then there's the time when I, in a hurry, spent many minutes carefully excising a DNA band on a gel on a UV illuminator, with the UV turned on high. Knew it was a dumb thing to do, should have gotten the plastic face shield from the room next door, couldn't be bothered - and I developed quite the sun-burn.