Worst in-game advice

[The Great JT]

Punch-Out!!
"Join the Nintendo Fun Club today!"

Took him 15 years to get any USEFUL advice. Thanks for nothing, Doc, you useless sack of shit...

 

[Bat Vader]

The in-game advice from Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard was pretty stupid and at times funny.

"If it takes this long to load the level must be good." It was something along those lines.

 

[Bernzz]

At the beginning of every MGS game (with the exception of 4) where they call you up every 2 seconds to do the most simplest of actions.

Fuck off, Colonel! I know how to climb a fucking ladder!!!

Ow my ear!

Metal Gear Awesome?

 

[comadorcrack]

Pokemon Red/Blue.

Ghosts are the worst thing to use against psychic pokemon.

Yeah ¬¬. That was because of a fault in the programming that made NO type effective against phychic types (And because the ghosts are poison aswell) ¬¬

 

[azurawolf]

On one of the Guitar Heroes (i cant remember which one) but the loading screen before 'Inside the fire and flames' All it says is Good Luck.

When my ex-fiance told me about that I about laughed my ass off.

 

[Lothae]

Most unskippable RTS tutorials are excruciating - move your mouse to the edge of the screen to scan across the battlefield, drag and hold to select etc. etc.

 

[MDSnowman]

At the beginning of every MGS game (with the exception of 4) where they call you up every 2 seconds to do the most simplest of actions.

Fuck off, Colonel! I know how to climb a fucking ladder!!!

Yeah during the loading sequences before each act Metal Gear Solid 4 just told us that smoking was bad, we should take frequent stretching breaks, and that we should look away from the television to avoid eye strain.

It was like Metal Gear Solid 4 became my mother.

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

"When the opponet is struggling, you are winning. When Johnny or Jane are struggling, your are losing."

- Johnny Mnemoic.

 

[ohgodalex]

In the game Doraemon for the NES, an NPC tells you that "Collecting gold is good!" or something along those lines.

No shit? I guess I should stop throwing it all away, then.

 

[Julianking93]

At the beginning of every MGS game (with the exception of 4) where they call you up every 2 seconds to do the most simplest of actions.

Fuck off, Colonel! I know how to climb a fucking ladder!!!

Ow my ear!

Ow Jesus my ear
*Jesus shows up and fixes Snakes ear*
Thanks Jesus
Its cool

I was waiting for someone to get that!

WHAT....? :S (T.-)

Its from Metal Gear Awesome. Type it in on youtube. It's an animated parody of the first MGS

 

[Julianking93]

At the beginning of every MGS game (with the exception of 4) where they call you up every 2 seconds to do the most simplest of actions.

Fuck off, Colonel! I know how to climb a fucking ladder!!!

Haha, is that paraphrasing Metal Gear Awesome?

Yea!!!! Your the second person to get that! I've said that to one of my friends who says he loves that video, yet he didn't get that reference

 

[Julianking93]

At the beginning of every MGS game (with the exception of 4) where they call you up every 2 seconds to do the most simplest of actions.

Fuck off, Colonel! I know how to climb a fucking ladder!!!

Yeah during the loading sequences before each act Metal Gear Solid 4 just told us that smoking was bad, we should take frequent stretching breaks, and that we should look away from the television to avoid eye strain.

It was like Metal Gear Solid 4 became my mother.

I thought that was funny.

"Always play in a brightly lit room, away from the TV screen"
"Avoid playing when you are tired"
"Always take a 15 minute break every hour"

Sony and Konami wanted to make sure they would never get sued on from that game

 

[bodyklok]

(Not sure if anyone has said this yet, to lazy to bother to check.)
Call of duty 4: Modern Warfare

'point towards the enemy' What a revolutionary idea! Point our weapons, towards, the enemy! This will change the face of warfare for ever.

 

[IntoxicatedKnight]

At the beginning of every MGS game (with the exception of 4) where they call you up every 2 seconds to do the most simplest of actions.

Fuck off, Colonel! I know how to climb a fucking ladder!!!

Haha, is that paraphrasing Metal Gear Awesome?

Yea!!!! Your the second person to get that! I've said that to one of my friends who says he loves that video, yet he didn't get that reference

Haha, love Egoraptor. Shame on him :O Frank Jaeger isn't my avatar for nothin'!

 

[Hoki]

Pokemon Red/Blue.

Ghosts are the worst thing to use against psychic pokemon.

Yeah ¬¬. That was because of a fault in the programming that made NO type effective against phychic types (And because the ghosts are poison aswell) ¬¬

I found bug attacks to work fairly well. :x
My Jolteon was my best offense when going through Saffron Gym. Pin Missle ftw.

 

[Amata]

"Press the jump button to jump"

I can't tell you how many times I've seen and that just thought.. *facepalm*

 

[McMarbles]

I never did find that graveyard duck.