Worst Internet clichés, and Internet pet peeves of yours (besides forum questions like this lol)

[spartan1077]

we heard you hate Memes so we are typing a meme with a meme hidden inside of the meme so you can read the meme while reading the meme.... I love it

OT: Nothing really- I like them they make me feel included

 

[Ironic Pirate]

that stupid ad for the social network that plays whenever i try to watch zp.

The Slim Jim one is worse. Oh shit, it makes me not want to eat them...

Anyway, people saying "Wow, people who like this are idiots!". No, they have a different opinion than you.

It's incredibly common in Encyclopedia Metallum reviews, which is sad because there are some great reviewers on there.

 

[ffs-dontcare]

Here is a long, exhaustive list of the things I hate seeing on the internet on a regular basis.

- YouTube: Ray William Johnson.
- YouTube: Shane Dawson.
- YouTube: TradeChat.
- YouTube comments that say "fake and gay" or some variation of it. Not original.
- YouTube comments that say "[# of Dislikes] people _______________". Not original.
- YouTube comments that say "thumbs up if you agree" or some variation of it.
- YouTube comments where some faux-intellectual and unoriginal atheist kid tries to look dark and edgy by spouting some shitty quote that implies how atheists are supposedly more intelligent than religious people who are also implied to be literally/practically cave-men themselves.
- YouTube comment arguments over religion and atheism... just pointless, really. Especially on metal videos.

- YouTube comments where fanboys/fangirls will have a go at you for saying the slightest bad thing about their favourite singers and bands, etc, even if you leave constructive criticism.

- Memes being abused, especially on Onision's site where it happens a lot.
- Nerd rage over Starcraft 2's Terran-only campaign.
- YouTube video ads, especially the ones that won't let you watch the video you want to watch until you watch the ad the whole way through.
- Too many emoticons.
- Really ridiculously complex emoticons.
- Constant duck-facing.
- Not knowing the difference between you're and your.
- Not knowing the difference between then and than.
- Not knowing the difference between other similarly spelled words.
- Lots and lots of unnecessary swearing.

Also:

Spoiler

Hiyaa i am 14 and i want a baby with my boyfirend who is 17 we have loads of money and we will be good parant's would it be possible to get pregnant on the first time of me losing my virginity

omg hae maa gurl FCUK misss yue hahahahahaha !hw yue been ae ? uur gna b aa unty hahaha im 35 weeks pregnant nw lol 5 mre weeks lft hw yu ? wea yu stay nw ae ? xoxoxoxoxoxoxxooxxoxo

Awwh aee naag alqoodss sis , sdaaannnk ! faar will yuu tell me waat it is if i comee ? nnd yuu needr tuurn yuue fonee onn hehe

Hahaha sweetas , awhh aee ?? faah donnt finnk so , therre arre heaaps off paartys ths weekend aee faah xx

Sorry ididnnt comee todaay sis !
come lateniqqht tomolo att indro ?
myy bandss overr hehee

Hehe alqoods sis , well me nd hiim arr sortr alaoods now :,) , but yeaah sis thhasdt meaans a lot whaat yuu sed , sdoiinqs? ndd naah he donnt hatee chuu oii salqoodsd ( :

Aw duuuuuumb lmao! Yu can just stay atcho step nans den aow. Den weo juss chill ye er babys biq lyk er :L did chu say its cute? Ye i doubt dat lmao yu proud to be aye qod mum? Dahahahahahaha 2moz? I maaaaaaybe qoin out buh yupp il tawk witchu den

Fuk yeeea bro, itz mean as to giv kids a hiding eh. Teach those fukken shits a lesson. i like to hang mine from da washing line and break their ribs wiv beer bottles cuz. Giv all da bois a laugh. mungrel mob fo lyf.

Jakes last day @ hme t@d@e...skewl holid@es finally cum 2 @ end,hoping 2 h@v @ nyc quiet dae wit mi lil m@n,@n m@yb hit d@ p@rk dis @rvo if th we@th@ is gud!thn bk 2 e@rly din@s @n bed tmes @g@n lol,hes jst gn@ luv meh 4 d@t!!!

Omg hai ^___^ I'm Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ videogames .< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat network technician watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)" then sasuke held me close =^______^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;;

 

[captainwillies]

the same pool of pictures.

PUT A NSFW TAG ON THAT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

 

[ottenni]

The nihilism and impeccable wit of the internet population. Oh internet, you so smart.

Also lol, i dont know why but lol annoys me.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Cliche's? I'm pretty sure memes fall into that category.

"inb4..." (If you know a comment is going to be made, why not just come out and say it?)
<troll accusations. Usually given without reason, from another troll>
"butthurt" (implied anal rape) Usually used to bypass censors, but sounds incredibly stupid
"First!" posts.
"Madness? This is Sparta!", or any parody thereof.

There are many, many others that have since been outmoded, and I won't bother to name lest they be invoked again.

 

[ffs-dontcare]

Spoiler

Omg hai ^___^ I'm Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ videogames .< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat network technician watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)" then sasuke held me close =^______^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;;

I... cannot take the Kawaii Desu...
Was that Copy/Pasted?

It is copy-pasta, yes. Everything else in the spoiler tags was written by real people on Facebook (friends of friends of friends), after which I copy-pasted it from them into a txt file.

 

[Neuromaster]

Non-nerd friend: Hey, check out this [four year old meme]. Pretty wacky eh?
Me: Yeah it's... fantastic. [struggle to not head asplode]

 

[saphiren]

I can't fucking stand people who seem to think that because it's the internet they can write like complete morons, and who then moan when people say they can't understand a word they've written.

I think Penny Arcade ninja'd you on that:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/3/19/

 

[BlumiereBleck]

The "it was a good read" cliche.... 1. they obviously didnt read it. and 2. LOOK UP THE DEFINITION OF READ! by saying "its a good read" you are saying it was a good look. AHHH it just is so annoying try saying "I enjoyed READING it"

 

[gphjr14]

Poor grammar after a few years of college and reading I can't stand internet slang. Usually don't bother reading if the person can't type something with the slightest resemblance to English. I've read enough to be able to tell when English isn't a person native language and when they're just typing like an idiot.

 

[Les Awesome]

anything with justin bieber
<-------me when i see his name in comments

 

[lulu_560]

my eyes !!!!!

 

[Broderick]

Hm...memes in general, although some used at the right moment in time can be pretty damn funny, otherwise annoying. Hm...memes involving certain baked goods. the __ is __ can be annoying.

People using words in the wrong context. People using similar sounding words in the same context (then, than) same with the 3 "there" words. People saying "number a" or "letter one" (more prominent back in high school).

Also for people who read creepy pasta, the whole "WHO WAS PHONE?!" thing is very...very old now.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Beforehand: No.
After hearing your stupidly overused and annoying comment: Yes.

 

[WillCourt]

I can't be a hypocrite, as a few years back in my early teen years I'm guilty of nearly all of these crimes thinking I was funny. We've all sort of done it though, you either grow out and see the internet as another form of communication where grammar is needed to be understood, or you don't and somehow manage to convey accents through typed words. (See the Kawaii desu thing which made me laugh as I know a few people like that..)

Personally, mine is tight knit groups or forums. It's incredibly hard to learn the etiquette of the web, or exactly HOW you're going to be perceived over the internet. People who have only just started using MSN for example; will nudge you or message you constantly not realising they aren't the only priority.

It's nice to have a welcoming forum that helps you in, introduces you on inside jokes and eventually you begin to realise what is annoying and what isn't when you see newer members begin to join acting like you did. Make love not war. And Sponge Cake.

Edit: I find several memes funny.

 

[ffs-dontcare]

I'd also like to add:

- Not knowing the difference between "definitely" and "defiantly".
- Anything on Facebook that mentions that stupid "game". Go derp somewhere else.
- Abusing the "U mad" meme. Seriously, feel free to use it when it's necessary but don't spam it when it's not even appropriate.

 

[Glaive_21842]

Rat bastards who dont know how to use puntuation and write massive run on sentences that just go on forever without any regard for readability or brevity and cant seem to spell there twos right amongst other things and use words like pretention wrong and have a tendency to spell things fonetically even though we all know how their spelled AND THEN PROCEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS these people really need to die in a fire and become an hero

[If the above post annoyed the hell out of you, then you know exacly how i feel T_T]