Worst line of dialouge in a game?

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Vrex360

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Right there has already been a thread about good dialouge lines (surprise surprise Vrex chose a Halo line as a candidate) in games. So once again I chose the obvious logical opposite and made a thread about the single WORST line of dialouge in any game. Quote the line if possible.

My choice, I could mention Jill Sandwich or anything Dante says these days being the equivilant of 'verbal masturbation' or even a few rare points in the otherwise stellerly written Mass Effect where it got slightly melodramatic. But the one line that I hated the most had to be when Chip from Sonic Unleashed says:
"How come that girl didn't know you were you Sonic?"
Seriously the line was bad and the way he said it just made me want to claw at my own face until it BLED. I heard it on a review of the game an let me tell you, knowing that there were more lines like that in the full game was enough to scare me off.

So that's mine, yours?
 

Optimus Hagrid

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOKt1z1TkvU&feature=channel_page

Poor old JC. Not the line itself. Just the way he says it

D:
 

PurpleLeafRave

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KillerMidget said:
Probably everything ever uttered by Lt. Foster from Mech Assault 2.
I agree, was an awesome game though, the music and bosses were immense!
The worst line I've ever heard is "What's this liquid? OH NO, IT'S ACID!"
Kudos to whoever knows what game thats from :p
 

Curtmiester

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What about that one devil may cry line. "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with liiiiiiaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhttttttt!". Ya sure thats more of a voice actor thing but come on, the voice acting makes it bad.
 
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Sad thing is sounds absolutely hilarious.

"Oh no Harry!"
Literally every Harry Potter game ever devised has these fabled lines iron-pressed into them a few thousand times. The quote would usually be backed up with, "I guess you now have to do all this gruelling work without me for my memory has suddenly been jarred by the threat of menial labour and I must go do something unrelated to you."
 
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The one line that has constantly made me feel ill to the core has to be the one made by Tommy Mac in The Outfit.

Brace yourselves for the horror of it all... "On it like a sonnet."
Not Ron Perlman's best performance I must say.
 

Sanvein

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When you have max lockpicking skill on oblivion, what the guards and townspeople say was kinda dodgy.
 

Zeramo

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scobie said:
"Your right hand comes off?"

Just one of many golden lines in Resident Evil 4. Man, that game was atrociously written. So much so that I found all the dialogue hilarious. It just made me enjoy the game more, and I was finding it fairly entertaining to start with.
Yep I second that motion hilarious line of dialogue by midget Napoleon
 

The Shade

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Sanvein said:
When you have max lockpicking skill on oblivion, what the guards and townspeople say was kinda dodgy.
"You've got sticky fingers. What have you been getting into?"

Or something close to that.