Worst line of dialouge in a game?
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Well I guess I'll crack into Zero Wing (which I have played).
Cats: "All your base are belong to us."
Commander: "Launch all zigs for great justice!"
So on and so forth.
Cats: "All your base are belong to us."
Commander: "Launch all zigs for great justice!"
So on and so forth.
Agreed. Just finished it and both endings are just plain awful, as well as the voice actingmspencer82 said:
There were two absolutely golden lines in the old X-Men arcade game (with several runners up, mind you, these were just the best).
Both spoken by Magneto:
"X-Men! Welcome to Die!"
and
"I am Magneto! Master of Magnet!"
I loved that game.
- J
Edit: Someone beat me to posting about the X-Men arcade game? Really? I was sure no one else would remember that.
Both spoken by Magneto:
"X-Men! Welcome to Die!"
and
"I am Magneto! Master of Magnet!"
I loved that game.
- J
Edit: Someone beat me to posting about the X-Men arcade game? Really? I was sure no one else would remember that.
Three letters and a number: MGS4. Yeah, the story is amazing, and most of the dialogue is great (or at least decent), but there are a few lines that stand out as possibly the most horrible lines I've ever heard in a game.
Raiden: "It even rained on my birthday."
Old Snake: "You were the lightning in that storm!"
Booooooooo.
Also:
Naomi Campbell: "Snake, if you won't be a prisoner to fate, then go... Fulfill your destiny."
<url=http://0uterheaven.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mini_game_004_by_goldsickle.jpg>Contradiction does not compute.
Say what you want about the translation process screwing up the dialogue, those are still horrible lines.
Raiden: "It even rained on my birthday."
Old Snake: "You were the lightning in that storm!"
Booooooooo.
Also:
Naomi Campbell: "Snake, if you won't be a prisoner to fate, then go... Fulfill your destiny."
<url=http://0uterheaven.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mini_game_004_by_goldsickle.jpg>Contradiction does not compute.
Say what you want about the translation process screwing up the dialogue, those are still horrible lines.
"You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!" - Battle Rangers
"Hey Dudes, thanks for rescuing me. Let's go for a burger.... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" - President Ronnie from Bad Dudes Vs. Dragonninja.
"You can get a lot of fun and thrill." - Moon Cresta attract mode.
"Long long ago, there were a man who try to make his skill ultimate. Because of his bloody life, it's no accident that he was involved in the troubles." - Samurai Showdown, introduction.
And one of my favorite ones...
"I've been waiting. This Great Rod is for you. Isn't it great!?" - hidden dwarven blacksmith in Shining Force II.
"Hey Dudes, thanks for rescuing me. Let's go for a burger.... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" - President Ronnie from Bad Dudes Vs. Dragonninja.
"You can get a lot of fun and thrill." - Moon Cresta attract mode.
"Long long ago, there were a man who try to make his skill ultimate. Because of his bloody life, it's no accident that he was involved in the troubles." - Samurai Showdown, introduction.
And one of my favorite ones...
"I've been waiting. This Great Rod is for you. Isn't it great!?" - hidden dwarven blacksmith in Shining Force II.
Barry Burton: You were almost a Jill Sandwich
Ben From RE2: GET...THAT...SCUM...MAKE...HIM...PAYYY!
Ben From RE2: GET...THAT...SCUM...MAKE...HIM...PAYYY!
Haha agreed! Gears does have an awesomely shit B-movie vibe about it... I love how the voice actor delivers the line with such conviction too. I laughed so hard when I first heard itBolognaBaloney said:Haha and this is why gears should not pretend it has a storymanicfoot said:
I like that "Welcome to Die!" line. I always crack up when i read that. It makes me wonder what they were thinking when they had the voice actor say it.
