Worst line of dialouge in a game?

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oopsdidn'tmeanto

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Personally, I thought that this fit pretty well with Angela's psychological instability...

... Besides, it's better than "Eddie, have you gone nuts?!" right after said man threatens to shoot anyone that makes fun of him... Or "You're not friends with that red pyramid thing, are you?" -_-; I love you James, I love you Silent Hill 2, but yikes.

Resident Evil is also quite prone to such occasions. "Stop it, DON'T OPEN that DOOR!" I've got the whole intro cutscene memorized from the original. Steve Burnside is full of cheese. I let Leon die soon after that "right hand" comment.

... Well, so much for one line of dialogue.

HarlyHellbender said:
It's not technically dialogue, but that laugh the Fairy Spirit Ladies do in Legend of Zelda OoT. That was some creep stuff.
Oh God, the nightmares, MAKE THEM STOP.
 

traceur_

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I'm gonna cop a lot for this but: "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum"

Seriously that is just so freaking lame.
 

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BolognaBaloney said:
"I've fought mud-crabs more fearsome than you!"
That. Although, it was also the greatest line of dialogue in the game at the same time.
 

Lazarus Long

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"We gotta jump quick now. Zombie come."
"Zombie bite got da poy-sahn in you."
"I and I not so dumb, brah. Metoodad abadda wit dat shootin iron."

Ah, Winston. You horrible, horrible stereotype.
 

incubus42

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Well that's a really good one from MGS2:

Colonel: Raiden, what's your status?

Raiden: Colonel? I've got Emma Emmerich here............ WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING.

Colonel: Good job...


Good job Raiden, I would have never guessed that you managed to avoid drowning, if you would have just TALKED about something else
 

HopeMedina

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I love Metal Gear Solid, but the second game had the most cringeworthy moments of dialogue in the whole series. It was bordering into Capcom territory, it was just... so... bad.

My favourite is: Sir! We've managed to avoid drowning!

He just sounds so elated with himself. And the moment where he's detailing the moments of his past to the unlikeably Rosemary... I've no idea who on the development team had started watching bad soap operas, but I wonder if they've actually played the game and see what they've wrought upon it.

Edit: Raiden's drowning line seems to have already been mentioned. I shall mention another one: I'M AFRAID OF THE NIGHT.
 

Cockney_Jesus

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Metal Gear Solid 2 - I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
 
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All I'm saying is don't go to Hong Kong in Deus Ex, and if you do, don't talk to any of the minor characters. You shall regret it 'til the day you die.
 

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katsabas said:
I really liked the line "your right hand comes off" in RE4 cause it made me laugh.
Also, Dante's lines were a bit cheesy but only in DMC4 and a lot in DMC2.

You want cheesy lines? Naomi in MGS4. Destiny? Oh, just shut up.
Resident Evil 5: the whole script.
Akuma cause he is so full of himself which is sometimes justified but at other times...
In SpiderMan 2, Tobby's acting. Awful. The script was good but the delivery was awkward.
Marvel Nemesis: everyone except spidey.
And of course: Jill Sandwich. Gave me an idea for a little big planet level.
i have to agree with the RE5. but if i had to pick ONE line, it would be the final line said by Sheva, for the sole purpose of being the WORST time, place, and person to say it.

"That was for our fallen brothers!"

I wish there was an option of smacking the bejeesus out of that woman...
 

Valkyira

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MGS4 when you have the Solar Gun equipped Snake points it up in the air and shouts "SUNSHINE!!"
 

Dr.Susse

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the whole talk btween atsuma and karin when you get to the jail in the game enchanted arms.
EDIT the whole games dialoge