Worst line of dialouge in a game?

[dethmuffin]

I didn't go through all the pages so Im not sure if its been said but,

"His coconut gun, can fire in spurts, if he shoots ya, its gonna hurt"

.....

Yeah, didnt really notice how bad this was until I booted the game up a few months back, just for the hell of it. And although it isnt actually the dialogue itself but pretty much all of the voice acting from Oblivion. Why is it that Armand Christophe and Hieronymus Lex sound exactly alike? Puzzling, to say the least.

 

[Headshot Gamer UK]

don't kill the innocent, AFTER THE BLOODY SHOT ME IN THE FACE !

 

[elitecrewer]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

 

[Mirroga]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

You win. No one can beat THAT game in being the winner for awards such as "butchering the english language", "raping the way you speak english", and mostly "having the worst dialogue ever in a game."

 

[Vrex360]

I didn't go through all the pages so Im not sure if its been said but,

"His coconut gun, can fire in spurts, if he shoots ya, its gonna hurt"

.....

Yeah, didnt really notice how bad this was until I booted the game up a few months back, just for the hell of it. And although it isnt actually the dialogue itself but pretty much all of the voice acting from Oblivion. Why is it that Armand Christophe and Hieronymus Lex sound exactly alike? Puzzling, to say the least.

Welcome to the escapist.

 

[Vrex360]

House of the dead 2 anyone?

Not only was the acting terrible throughout the game, by lead characters and minor, it was all immortalized in the the first line of dialogue.

-The enemy has started an all out attack....Lets hurry Gary.
(long Pause)
-Ok

That was truly awful I remember that, pauses in dialouge always sound wrong.

Also welcome to the escapist.