Worst line you ever heard?

[T-Bone24]

You know, I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8]

EDIT: Dammit, ninja'd.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Anything in the english FFXIII trailer

"Lookit that, just what we were looking for."
"Yeah, right in there"
(pause)
"Pulse fal'cie, huh?"

YES SAHZ!

 

[Scrythe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg]

OH GOD

 

[Soxafloppin]

Yippiekayay MY FRIEND.

Tv Edit.

 

[Wadders]

A lot of the stuff in "The Punisher" is cringe-worthy:

*after beating big Russian dude to a pulp, getting injured in process*

"Hey Frank, are you OK?"
*looks at Russian*
"Yeah, but he's not"

"God be with you"
"God's gonna sit this one out!"

 

[Skeleon]

And once again, my brain messes up the input and I think of cocaine.

Anyway, I guess the most cheesy one is from the Punisher.

"I'm alright. He's not."
And then he keels over, unconscious.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

The most dramatic line reading ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd

 

[GrinningManiac]

"Harry, you are the Chosen One"

It was at THIS point that I stopped believing J.K was even writing just for the money. I knew from that day that she was simply a tard with a keyboard, and she would watch a film and steal lines from it, and then put them in the mouths of little children.

I don't care much for the series, but from one writer to another, J.K is as bad as Dan Brown

 

[Fat Hippo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCcKBcZzGdA

The TV Version of the Big Lebowski may just be even better than the original. I nearly died of laughter the first time I saw this.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

It was all a dream?

 

[Valkyira]

Any horror game in which the characters say "lets split up"

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg]

OH GOD

Best one I've seen so far

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Said it once, say it again... worst line ever is in Mindhunters, when the killer was using the weaknesses of all the other FBI profilers to kill them...

Spoiler

After they kill the guy, LL Cool J says "I guess we know what his weakness is. Bullets."

I hope he got paid extra for all the reputation he lost saying that.

David Caruso is swearing vehemently somewhere.

I'm surprised at the lack of Schwarzenegger in this thread.

"Ice to meet you."

 

[Jharry5]

The first thing that sprung to my mind was pretty much all of Hayden Christensen's lines from Star Wars Episode II...
And anything said either by or to Jar Jar Binks...

 

[Datalord]

Doctor, help me, i'm bleeding

You seem to have bee shot

That's cause you shot me you b*stard

You have a severe case of bullet poisoning
end
Cyanide and Happiness is amazing, isn't it?

 

[Datalord]

OH WAIt

Bo burnham has some ridiculous stuff in his songs


My wohle family thinks i'm gay
I guess it's always been that way
Is is because of the way that i walk
That makes them think i like ... boys

 

[Good morning blues]

I watched about ten minutes of that "deadliest warrior" show on Spike TV and I think it's gotta be "anything from deadliest warrior." There was one point at which an Apache guy was describing different types of arrowheads and a guy from the opposing team asked "which one is your favorite?" and he responded "whichever one goes through your heart" with a look on his face that said "what happened to me? How did my life turn out like this?"

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

"Yes...Yes this is Amy....Yes....Yes"
"Who was that"
"Goldman....He wants us to meet him at the coliseum"
"It sounds like a trap....lets go anyway."

Amy and Harry deserved the chainsaw monster attacking them when they went to investigate....Dingus's.

Every line that goldman said was pure gold, probaly my favourite voice actor.