Worst lines of dialogue you've heard?

[Hero of Lime]

Take it away Dante!


I assume it sounded better in Japanese, at least I hope it did.

 

[Ratties]

?I don?t like sand. It?s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is? soft and smooth.

Remember it being in Attack of the Clones, I don't remember who said it.

 

[Callate]

House of the Dead 2. So many mangled lines, but I'd have to say my favorite is "I shall destroy, and hate, mankind!"

Spoiler

at 4:00 if link doesn't deliver properly-

"Well, destroy us if you must, but for pete's sake, don't hate us."

 

[twistedmic]

?I don?t like sand. It?s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is? soft and smooth.

Remember it being in Attack of the Clones, I don't remember who said it.

I think it is a safe bet that all of the dialogue in Attack of the Clones belongs on this list.

 

[Ftaghn To You Too]

"Shut up, or I'll CUT OFF YOU HANDS AND BITCHSLAP YOU WITH THEM ALL THE WAY THERE."

Said to a hostage in Just Cause 2. But I'm sorry, I misread the thread. This is for bad lines, not the greatest line in the entire western canon.

 

[Dr. Cakey]

I assume it sounded better in Japanese, at least I hope it did.

You know how I know it sounds better in Japanese? Process of elimination. It can't sound worse.

Um...hm...Metroid Other M. All of it.

Oh, my mistake, that doesn't count. OP said "dialogue". Other M only has monologue.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

?I don?t like sand. It?s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is? soft and smooth.

Remember it being in Attack of the Clones, I don't remember who said it.

I think it is a safe bet that all of the dialogue in Attack of the Clones belongs on this list.

"Well! Whaddya know! I haven't seen something like this since I was prospectin' on Subterrel! BEYOND THE OUTER RIM

At least Obi-wan managed to avoid most of the bad dialogue, even if he had some awful puns. It helps that Ewan McGregor and Christopher Lee were the only people who sounded like they gave a shit in that whole film.

 

[knight steel]

Anime dub has some really bad ones especially the Hentai dialogue *shudders*
Here a sample NSFW due to what they are talking about but you don't actually see anything graphic

 

[LostCrusader]

I couldn't help but cringe when I played the Witcher 2 and some sorceress tells Triss, "Stop thinking with your vagina."

Actually, I nominate about 1/2 the dialogue from Witcher 2.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

A lot of the ones I was gonna mention are taken, so I figure I'll just leave this here:

Spoiler: Also, who could forget this gem?

Ooh! Ooh! I almost forgot:


That's just...I can't find the words. It brings a tear to your eye. XD

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Anime dub has some really bad ones especially the Hentai dialogue *shudders*
Here a sample NSFW due to what they are talking about but you don't actually see anything graphic

That video is goddamn amazing. Also, try watching subbed anime where they actually hire english VAs to read the engrish. I saw one video where natural english speakers had to read japanese-to-english translations, and ended up saying stuff like "unfortunately, that that's the fact" in the most unconvincing and cringeworthy way possible.

 

[knight steel]

Anime dub has some really bad ones especially the Hentai dialogue *shudders*
Here a sample NSFW due to what they are talking about but you don't actually see anything graphic

That video is goddamn amazing. Also, try watching subbed anime where they actually hire english VAs to read the engrish. I saw one video where natural english speakers had to read japanese-to-english translations, and ended up saying stuff like "unfortunately, that that's the fact" in the most unconvincing and cringeworthy way possible.

I know the so bad it's good-they put a smile on my face every time
Makes you wonder why the english VA didn't correct them?

 

[IanDavis]

Suffer like G did?

 

[Colour Scientist]

It may not be the worst line ever but it's pretty awful.
Poor Storm.

 

[FPLOON]

GARBAGE DAY!!!


(Note to self: NEVER shout out what you're quoting at midnight... or one in the morning... It's bad enough they can somehow hear the bad hentai dubs coming from your TV...)

 

[Alcom1]

Adam: That information is not for an outsider.

Samus: The word he so obviously chose, "Outsider,"...
...pierced my heart.

With that, I burst out laughing. It's made better by that second long pause between Samus's lines.

 

[neutralstate]

"for my family..!!" - Mako Mori, Pacific Rim, right after drawing a sword and slicing a Kaiju in half.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

"for my family..!!" - Mako Mori, Pacific Rim, right after drawing a sword and slicing a Kaiju in half.

Who cares, that scene was awesome.

OT: Every time I've had the misfortune of catching a few minutes of any Twilight film, the dialogue is lolbad. The same goes for Juno, because people don't talk like that.