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This wasn't a loading screen tip, but in Bioshock little tips pop onto the screen every so often. It said "search CONTAINERS for LOOT." And yes they were capitalized in game.
 

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Aptspire said:
"Remember: NO STAIRWAY!"
F*** YOU GH2!
*Starts playing "Stairway to Heaven" on actual guitar*
That was mean. It's like "oh you wanna play it? To bad YOU CAN'T"
 

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Grayjack72 said:
timmytom1 said:
"You need a refridgerator (spelt wrong i think) in your practice area , it`s more important than a bassist"


"if your singer ain`t happy, ain`t nobody happy"

Guitar hero delivering sound advice since 2001
Damn Guitar Hero making fun of bassists!
And drummers. And singers. In fact, they only person that doesn't have the piss taken out of them constantly is the guitarist, surprise surprise.
 

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I hate when I play Ninja Gaiden, DMC, or God of War, and I die 3 times. It will say "would you like to play on easy?"

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
 

PedroSteckecilo

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Guitar Hero 1 "Never let your drummer handle the money", which has what bearing on the game? I suppose it's funny, but it was taunting me with a Rockband Esque Game Design one could not forsee back when the first guitar hero was released.
 

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HazukiHawkins said:
batosai33 said:
Divine divinity (diablo ripoff) "Kill (character who's name i forgot)'s pigs, he loves that."

another tip is "do not believe everything you read"


Tried it for fun, he kills you.
I remember that tip. It was as pointless and dumb as the game that contained it. =_=
Ortho!!!
That's the very first loading tip that came to my mind too...
*has plenty of nostalgic love for Devine Divinity*
 

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Team Fortress 2:

As a Demoman, stickyjump by shooting a stickybomb at the ground and detonate it at your feet.

Yeah, that does me so much good, I did that and ended up getting as much altitute as a normal jump. Except for the ones I don't realize are crits and I blow myself up.
 

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The Great JT said:
Team Fortress 2:

As a Demoman, stickyjump by shooting a stickybomb at the ground and detonate it at your feet.

Yeah, that does me so much good, I did that and ended up getting as much altitute as a normal jump. Except for the ones I don't realize are crits and I blow myself up.
Yeah, that happend to me too.

It was my first time and I did not know that you could damage yourself :(
 

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"Aim towards the enemy" - Rocket launcher manual (source: CoD4)
Sadly enough you know that there are people (soldiers even!) who are dumb enough to not follow that step. :\

"Luck determines how lucky you are."
Really, typical RPG game? I never would've guessed. I thought it had to do with my hit point total!

"It is now after 2 am. For your own health, take a break!"
"Smoking has detrimental effects to you and those around you."
"Remember to take a 15 minute break every hour." - MGS4
Don't judge my lifestyle! :<

As for the history of Resident Evil thing in RE5, you CAN read it all in the library menu if you want.
 

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My favorite is: You have been playing for xx amount of hours. Please stop. (Guild Wars)
 

Dr Commie

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"Remember to play with your friends outside of warcraft and play with them in the game!" Something along those lines in world of warcraft, it just felt to strange to read that.
 

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It wasn't so much a loading screen tip, but Spore kept popping up with stupid little achievements mocking me for sitting on my ass playing so long, amounting to [Wii's] take a break tips. I suppose it was trying to shame me, but with no shame...
 

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In Fallout 3, something to the effect of: "If you want to be more effective at sneaking, turn off your flashlight."

Also, I forget the game, but in some FPS: "If you need to, reload!" In those exact words. It was a PSX game... X-Squad or something? Either way, I scoff.
 

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The Great JT said:
Team Fortress 2:

As a Demoman, stickyjump by shooting a stickybomb at the ground and detonate it at your feet.

Yeah, that does me so much good, I did that and ended up getting as much altitute as a normal jump. Except for the ones I don't realize are crits and I blow myself up.
It just lacks detail, you need to crouchjump and detonate the bombs while you're above them.

Completely offtopic.
 

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Da_Schwartz said:
Rockband. Just wanted to thank them for clarifying that the proper way to pronounce the band "vagiant"'s name more or less rhymes with "defiant".
Heh, pretty much all the Guitar Hero/Rock Band tooltips are pretty useless.
 

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"Hide and ambush the Survivors, don't run at them in the open."

Wow, here I was all excited to kamikaze myself into the group of Survivors as the Smoker. Thanks for reigning me in, Valve.

...Although a lot of people seem to fancy doing just that, so maybe the tip isn't as glaringly obvious as it seems.
 

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Maple Story tips were annoying. "You've been playing Maple Story for 1 hour(s). We suggest you take a break from playing." Lulz. They just have that there to trick you. They really want you on all the time spending money. Yeah, I'm talking about you, Nexon! -death glare-