Worst maths GCSE paper ever

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jiamenguk

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Lukeje said:
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I have Edexcel for Japanese and business. The Japanese one was absolutely impossible, it was full of stuff we'd never learnt, it was just... uurrrafasgs.

Haven't had business yet, but it's quite hard anyway, so I'm expecting the worst.

Anyone happen to know which is the easiest exam board for science? Please tell me it's OCR.
It's probably edexcel, they give you full marks even when you get questions wrong. happened to me more than a few times, put "to make perfumes" for the use of something else, and still got full marks. Another time me and someone else got different answers on a multiple choice, we both got full marks.
They scale the marks so that they fit a Gaussian bell curve.
Besides, half of the questions were based on common sense: "what gas causes global warming? A:Oxygen B:Carbon Dioxide C:Hydrogen D:Helium" - Take an Effing guess
That's not common sense...
Yeah, but the idea is giving out full marks when someone's obviously got a question wrong, and that is just not right.

And regarding CO2, trust me, in the UK, it really is common sense :D
 

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jiamenguk said:
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Just a thought, why does it REALLY matter if you get an A* at GCSE?
GCSE's are worth shit-all in the real world.
So all you 16 year old that are taking them don't fret because in 2 years you'll have A levels and no one will look at your GCSE's ever again. And then the same will happen if you do anything further than that. Such is the way of life.
You have no idea how fierce the competition is for the top guy and 200/200, well, its actually just between me and another guy, as well as another few, but yeah, its bloody competitive, lol.
Lol, that still doesn't answer my question of 'why is it REALLY important?'. And yes I do, my boyfriend was the most sucessful academically in my year. He got the highest A*'s in everything then at A-Level got 600/600 in physics, 59_/600's in his other 3 subjects and 2 AEA distinctions and he agrees looking back, it's worth shit-all... and now hes less of a twat.
 

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nicole1207 said:
Just a thought, why does it REALLY matter if you get an A* at GCSE?
I think this used to be the case, but getting into college is becoming more competetive. I think it's something to do with them having less money (or delayed in getting money) because the chief executive of the Learning and Skills Council, Mark Haysom, resigned... although that might be a different issue. Someone care to tell me if that's right?

the idea is that colleges will become more picky, so having A*s would make people stand out from the crowd, thus more likely to get in the course that they want

Either way, there's no reason to set sights any lower, might as well put the work in.
 

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aww i feel your pain having only done it last year and just done an As level sociology paper today where they asked us a question on something we haven't even learned. i hated those kind of questions but at least the rest of the paper was good.
 

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aww i feel your pain having only done it last year and just done an As level sociology paper today where they asked us a question on something we haven't even learned. i hated those kind of questions but at least the rest of the paper was good.
hope you don't mind me asking, which exam board was that?
 

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I thought that paper was fine, the questions were mostly easy except for that bloody "change the subject" one which I attempted but almost certainly got wrong. Did anyone else get U=VF for that?
 

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AC10 said:
"Here are two equal halves of an equilateral triangles. They are the same. Why are they the same?"

Since the triangle is equilateral.
The Actual question was 'prove that AB on the triangle is 1/2 AC'
 

jiamenguk

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nicole1207 said:
jiamenguk said:
nicole1207 said:
Just a thought, why does it REALLY matter if you get an A* at GCSE?
GCSE's are worth shit-all in the real world.
So all you 16 year old that are taking them don't fret because in 2 years you'll have A levels and no one will look at your GCSE's ever again. And then the same will happen if you do anything further than that. Such is the way of life.
You have no idea how fierce the competition is for the top guy and 200/200, well, its actually just between me and another guy, as well as another few, but yeah, its bloody competitive, lol.
Lol, that still doesn't answer my question of 'why is it REALLY important?'. And yes I do, my boyfriend was the most sucessful academically in my year. He got the highest A*'s in everything then at A-Level got 600/600 in physics, 59_/600's in his other 3 subjects and 2 AEA distinctions and he agrees looking back, it's worth shit-all... and now hes less of a twat.
lol, I suppose it's not, but it's just fun (for some people) to know who's a little better than the other, when both can obviously get full marks, and laugh at the other one if they didn't. It's good sport, in a good way. I mean, GCSEs are worth almost nothing, unless i want to apply to Uni's for scholarships or something, I know, it's not, but its just for the fun. Besides, sometimes it does get frustrating to know that you're wrong, when you know you can get it right, or simply because they didn't ask the question properly, or it wasn't a good question, or it's just no fun to answer.
 

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At least those questions are on the easier side of the scale, even if some of them are a bit irrelevant.

I remember doing my nationwide exams when we were finishing up high school. 15 questions, answer to 10 of them, 6 hours to do it.

Math exam, question number five "The theorem of pythagoras states that a^2+b^2=c^2. Prove the theorem."

Question 8 "Solve both parts a and b. Part a: The integral function of f(x) is 1/2cos(2x). What is f(x). Part b: solve equation (e^x)^3=e^(2x)."

Question 12: "Solve both parts. Part a: solve equation lg x + lg (x+30)=3, where lg is 10-based logarithm. Part b: Is function f(x)=ln(x+1)-ln x, x>0, monotonous? Why?"

And those were around the middle ground when it came up to difficulty. I'd been glad to to take those tests you're talking about.

EDIT: I'd have been glad to take those exams you took at almost any time during my education. We were barely 13 when were were solving those kinds of things regurlary.
 

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You weren't doing the IGCSE paper then. That had the evil question:
Make W the subject: A = 2(LW+WH+HL)
and i was doing it a year early. Reckon I scraped 80% though...

EDIT: I just saw the bit about multiple-choice response boxes. Having done past papers, they seem to have crept in over the past two years and yes, they are a bit pathetic.
I'm going to try and work out that question, risking general ignorance.

A = 2LW + 2WH + 2HL
A/2 = LW + WH + HL
LW + WH = A/2 - HL
W (L + H) = A/2 - HL

Is that anywhere near correct?
Close but its still not the subject
 

jiamenguk

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FallToYourDeath said:
I had the test today also,

It was piss easy so stop complaining.
It WAS easy. I'm not denying that. It was just plain boring and not-maths-like, which is a problem with Edexcel. I enjoy MATHS, not morality tests and common sense, i have none of those. But the paper was about those stupid questions that i didn't feel like I've actually used my head. I mean, EVERYONE in the bloody hall got the Cosine graph right, and that was the last question
 

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xChevelle24 said:
Third Grade Math: What is 3x3?

Fourth Grade Math: What is 12*12

Fifth Grade Math: What is 2*6*8

Sixth Grade Math: Why? Why? Why? Why? How? Show your work!!!!!

Ever since then I've hated math with a passion.
Our math teacher makes us show work for everything, and when I say everything I mean write our entire life story and how it relates to this problem blah blah fucking blah. I had to write out 18/2=9 at times at the end of problems because in the previous test I got half credit for the problem for "not showing work".
 

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Hmmm... seems that these things are like SATs?

In which case, those were sorta easy. I'm terrible with math, but got a 590. 720 on the English ones though :D
 

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FallToYourDeath said:
MCGT said:
tomtom94 said:
You weren't doing the IGCSE paper then. That had the evil question:
Make W the subject: A = 2(LW+WH+HL)
and i was doing it a year early. Reckon I scraped 80% though...

EDIT: I just saw the bit about multiple-choice response boxes. Having done past papers, they seem to have crept in over the past two years and yes, they are a bit pathetic.
I'm going to try and work out that question, risking general ignorance.

A = 2LW + 2WH + 2HL
A/2 = LW + WH + HL
LW + WH = A/2 - HL
W (L + H) = A/2 - HL

Is that anywhere near correct?
Close but its still not the subject
W = A/2 - HL divided by (L + H)?
 

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MusicalFreedom said:
ellie91 said:
aww i feel your pain having only done it last year and just done an As level sociology paper today where they asked us a question on something we haven't even learned. i hated those kind of questions but at least the rest of the paper was good.
hope you don't mind me asking, which exam board was that?

the sociology paper? it was AQA.
 

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ellie91 said:
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MusicalFreedom said:
ellie91 said:
aww i feel your pain having only done it last year and just done an As level sociology paper today where they asked us a question on something we haven't even learned. i hated those kind of questions but at least the rest of the paper was good.
hope you don't mind me asking, which exam board was that?
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the sociology paper? it was AQA.
Hmm, I'll guess that it was marked fairly too. I'm just trying to think why one particular bunch of AQA exams (the ICT ones) were marked so harshly. Seems like all the other AQA ones were fine.

Oh, I took Sociology too, and I was told that if a question appeared was about something we hadn't learned, it was just the wording of the question being something unexpected or different from the practise exam papers we had - we still knew the answer even if we didn't attribute it to the question, if you get my meaning.
 

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MusicalFreedom said:
ellie91 said:
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MusicalFreedom said:
ellie91 said:
aww i feel your pain having only done it last year and just done an As level sociology paper today where they asked us a question on something we haven't even learned. i hated those kind of questions but at least the rest of the paper was good.
hope you don't mind me asking, which exam board was that?
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the sociology paper? it was AQA.
Hmm, I'll guess that it was marked fairly too. I'm just trying to think why one particular bunch of AQA exams (the ICT ones) were marked so harshly. Seems like all the other AQA ones were fine.

Oh, I took Sociology too, and I was told that if a question appeared was about something we hadn't learned, it was just the wording of the question being something unexpected or different from the practise exam papers we had - we still knew the answer even if we didn't attribute it to the question, if you get my meaning.
oh ok yeah we were taught that to it's just this question was one of the 2 mark ones asking us what compensatory education was. fingers crossed managed to guess right but yeah even the teachers didn't know. might they have been marked abit harsh if the majority of people did really well.
 

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Lukeje said:
MCGT said:
tomtom94 said:
You weren't doing the IGCSE paper then. That had the evil question:
Make W the subject: A = 2(LW+WH+HL)
and i was doing it a year early. Reckon I scraped 80% though...

EDIT: I just saw the bit about multiple-choice response boxes. Having done past papers, they seem to have crept in over the past two years and yes, they are a bit pathetic.
I'm going to try and work out that question, risking general ignorance.

A = 2LW + 2WH + 2HL
A/2 = LW + WH + HL
LW + WH = A/2 - HL
W (L + H) = A/2 - HL

Is that anywhere near correct?
A = 2W(H + L) + 2HL
2W(H + L) = A - 2HL
W = (A - 2HL)/(2(L + H))
That last one is the answer I got. It took me ages though (and I still had 1h15 of thumb-twiddling, agonising boredom at the end)