Worst Mistake You've Ever Made

[NotAPie]

Getting psyched that its the Fourth of July...my favorite fucking day...
Only to find out that THEY WONT LET US GO TO THE ONLY PLACE THAT WE ARE ALLOWED TO POP FIREWORKS.
Ugh...
Someone get me a Roman Candle.

 

[Julianking93]

Only one ...

Knocking back the one girl I actually liked (Although she later died from cancer depressingly enough).
Dumping my girlfriend for her slutty friends (Geuss what happened there).
Picking the wrong slutty friend.
Not letting herself kill herself.

Harsh

But fair.

True, I've never met her so I might think the same if I did.

 

[Broady Brio]

During my work exprience, I was a teaching assistant. Was playing football with 4-5 year olds.

I kinda kicked it a bit too hard and ball met face, kid fell to ground. I think you can guess what happened next.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Ordered the meatloaf...

 

[Andaxay]

Taking the job at the video games store. Much as I enjoy the job, it's actually managed to close one particular door, and drive me into a rut in life that I can't get out of. Life would be so much different if I'd taken the other alternative.

 

[Wadders]

Emerging from my mother's womb.

 

[john1771]

gettin drunk and sleeping with a guy, im a guy

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

My biggest mistake was wasting 4 years of my life in the high school I had to go to. I know I had to go to high school, but why THAT ONE? All my problems came from that hellhole.

This. Couldn't agree more. Infact, I've made that mistake 3 times now.

 

[timmytom1]

Deciding to turn down my mates free ticket to see machine head and metallica when they were in town earlier this year,exactly what posessed me to think that watching 2 football teams i don`t care about play whilst getting shitfaced was better than moshing to 2 of my favorite bands ,is a bit bemusing (to be fair i did feel a bit ill)

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Emerging from my mother's womb.

Did you at least come out screaming and covered in entrails?

 

[Colodomoko]

Watching the BME pain olympics "Hatchet vs Genitals"

 

[Wadders]

Emerging from my mother's womb.

Did you at least come out screaming and covered in entrails?

I believe it looked something like this:

WARNING: not for the faint of heart

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