Worst moment with the opposite Sex?

[similar.squirrel]

Tucked the..Dimblesby into my waistband..during an opportune lapse during somewhat 'touchy' proceedings. So it wouldn't be poking all over the place [I find that both embarrassing and uncomfortable]. She lifted my shirt later on and he was sticking out ever so slightly over my belt.
Mortification and hilarity juxtapose every time I think of it. A sort of 3:1 ratio..
We broke up shortly after [hopefully unrelated].

It really sucks to be a guy..

 

[Vrex360]

Well I once managed to ask the one girl I care about most out for a date and then something happened at literally the last second that bogged it up. That was two weeks ago and we haven't spoken since.

Admittedly though it might be because we can only use facebook as a medium to communicate.

All I'm saying is I hope to god I didn't seem like too much of an idiot and chirst if I accidentally freaked her out I think I'll have to carve my guts out.

 

[lazy_bum]

Getting dumped by the girl i loved more than my own life, via text for one of my best mates less than a week after she had had a misscarrige with my child. Absolutley destroyed me. was over a year ago now and still hurts when i see her around town sometimes.

 

[Biek]

I tend to be like Stan from South Park when it comes to women. Not that I puke as soon as a woman looks my way, but whenever I have a promising night with a date, I tend to drink too much and get sick. Then again, the bingedrinking is usually because the women want to take me to places where I dont want to be found dead. (aprés ski bar? Beam me up, Jesus!) So I drink heavily to intoxicate myself into having a relatively good time.

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

Half way through kissing a girl a couple of years ago she breaks down into tears (not of joy) and sits crying for about 5 minutes constantly saying sorry and how she can't do this because it will screw up our friendship.

My god that was:
a) The longest 5 minutes of my life
b) One of the low points of my life
c) A messed up night, I proceeded to stay around her house for another 3 hours or so watching a film and playing a game of scrabble... dear god I spent the whole time thinking of excuses to leave because even though it hadn't 'screwed' up our friendship is bloody made the night awkward

Its hard and it sucks but my first gut reaction is put off my own feelings of loss and focus on begin the friend she needs, hell if people focused on themselves a bit less and more on the other people would suck less and I'd get out more...I am 3X never really dated never saw the need after I burnt out from seeking relationships 10 years ago I can say I am better for it because I got over myself of coarse now my new issue is self worth and bringing others down plus general people issues... meh there is just not point in it if it happens it happens... I think people need to get over themselves and mature some before trying to seek out relationships.... and not be so dismayed when others reject them... then again what have I to show for my supposed maturity but a contentment with being alone and shying away from all human contact.

0-o

Yes I know zippy incoherency level is through the roof(or floor) today >>

 

[FallenRainbows]

When I may have brought up Sex with my Gf...

 

[TheDustyBanana]

During my junior year I asked a girl who I liked alot and flirted with daily. After which she smiled and patted me on the head while saying "You're cute" in what I suspect was a very patronizing voice.

 

[lazy_bum]

During my junior year I asked a girl who I liked alot and flirted with daily. After which she smiled and patted me on the head while saying "You're cute" in what I suspect was a very patronizing voice.

Ouch, i know that one, get it alot despite being 6"2, long hair, trenchcoat and massive new rocks.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

wow.. i just read through the entire topic because i'm so cool...
no, im actually going to a hue party next saturday and thought by reading all your mistakes, i wouldnt make the same ones

anyway, as for what happened to me,
let's just say it involved two people with the same name who i wanted to get off with
facebook
marijuana
a prick who talks a lot
a douche who also talks a lot

im not sure if you'll be able to fill in the blanks, but you could probably make a guess, luckily im known to be ridicuously weird anyway

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Well planning on asking someone out the night one of your exes feels vindictive towards you and fucks it up is a bad moment =/

Going to my head it would be talking to a girl I liked while at a skate park and falling down a ramp whilst talking to her ... just ruins everything.

 

[Lios]

Girl I had a crush on called me a freak without notice she was sitting right next to me.


..... damn that hurt...

 

[ae86gamer]

When I was out with this guy at lunch I accidentally called him Josh...his name was Erin.

 

[Shik'rhan]

I once told a friend I was falling in love with them, the disgust I could feel dripping out of every part of her response was one hell of a kick in the balls

 

[HaruHearts]

This isn;t a worst moment but actually a funny one in my standards, I went to the cinema with my cousin to see simpsons movie (worst movie ever) and this girl who stank big time sat next to me, I couldn't stand her smell for like 20mins and I shouted "for the last time I will not go into the back and sleep with you!" All eyes on me and she ran out face in her hands crying. I felt so proud.

 

[Thirsk]

I'm fairly lucky compared to many of you guys, I guess, though that may owe to the fact that I don't interact with the opposite sex much, beside a friend of mine with whom I wouldn't even think of having a relationship.

That being said, it could be that time I, while massively drunk, had stricken up a conversation with this lass, texted her extensively the following day and met her again the day after, only to realise that she was a pain in the ass-kinda-person. Being the nice guy (cough) I am, though, I didn't just turn away, and to this day she still regards me as a friend. Sigh.

Another possibility is when I ended up - also drunk as hell - chatting up some girl with disjointed ramblings about pre-christian germanic faith, without realizing that she didn't give a shit.

Females and alchohol is bad business when mixed, I guess...

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Females and alchohol is bad business when mixed, I guess...

Ha don't even get me started on THAT! Due to an excess of Alcohol nearly destroyed the friendship with one of my best friends, a girl whom I was, for lack of a better term, desperately in love with. Luckily she had feelings for me and couldn't just throw it away from one Alcohol induced incident. (I've not gotten drunk since)

 

[Thirsk]

Females and alchohol is bad business when mixed, I guess...

Ha don't even get me started on THAT! Due to an excess of Alcohol nearly destroyed the friendship with one of my best friends, a girl whom I was, for lack of a better term, desperately in love with. Luckily she had feelings for me and couldn't just throw it away from one Alcohol induced incident. (I've not gotten drunk since)

Uh, that's mean.

On the other hand though, I'm not sure I'd be able to get romantic with a girl I couldn't share a cold beer with on a bench in the warm sun. It might sound bumish, but beer and warm benches is a too substatial part of my idea of a good life to leave her out if it, if so to speak.

Tricky business, it is, tricky tricky business...

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

On the other hand though, I'm not sure I'd be able to get romantic with a girl I couldn't share a cold beer with on a bench in the warm sun. It might sound bumish, but beer and warm benches is a too substatial part of my idea of a good life to leave her out if it, if so to speak.

Tricky business, it is, tricky tricky business...

Lol don't worry I still drink on occasion. But I stop after 3 or 4. I haven't gotten drunk since, because I know that if I do I'm going to do something stupid to hurt this girl, whom i care about more than myself.

 

[aruseusx]

During Tae Kwon Do wrestling i was partnered with a girl i had known for a few years(a year older than me btw). I ended up feeling her several times and she ended up feeling me several times. Its sex with your clothes on and CQC armour on. We admitted it to each other that we cop each other several times. It was awkward yes, but we both put it behind us. We dont date or any thing.

God bless chicks that like Heavy Metal.