Worst Movie Ever Watched?
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Most recently I watched The Happening. What a pile of shit. They escape the green stuff THAT'S IN THE AIR by GOING INTO A HOUSE? Last I heard, air is in houses too. The whole thing was badly acted and the only good scene was when the guy sat under a lawnmower.
A lot of the bad films I watch (say, Dr. Boll's work, for example) is actually sort enjoyable because yo can have so much fun laughing at it.
So, it's probably not the worst film ever, but the film I had least enjoyed is the Day After Tomorrow. It's so... dull and to this day is the only film I have ever fallen asleep while watching.
Coming in a close second, Donnie Darko. It's a massively overrated teen wangst bullshit epic, that people seem to hail as 'cerebral' just because they don't get it. No, it just makes no sense. It's not clever, if you look closely at it, it's an exercise in the talentless hack Richard Kelly writing himself into an increasingly tight corner, until the only way he can go is up his own arse.
Also, don't chide me about how, actually, it does make perfect sense, because I don't care.
Crikey, that film makes me angry.
So, it's probably not the worst film ever, but the film I had least enjoyed is the Day After Tomorrow. It's so... dull and to this day is the only film I have ever fallen asleep while watching.
Coming in a close second, Donnie Darko. It's a massively overrated teen wangst bullshit epic, that people seem to hail as 'cerebral' just because they don't get it. No, it just makes no sense. It's not clever, if you look closely at it, it's an exercise in the talentless hack Richard Kelly writing himself into an increasingly tight corner, until the only way he can go is up his own arse.
Also, don't chide me about how, actually, it does make perfect sense, because I don't care.
Crikey, that film makes me angry.
You and I are on the same page, that movie was freaking terrible.PatrioticPineapple said:
Adding to the list of terrible, Congo for a high budget flick and Gingerdead man for a low budget one. Though it did have Gary Busey in it.
Its a "Producers" type plot where because he makes such crappy movies the producers get to keep most of the investment money.messiah_complex said:
Alien: Ressurection
This was so bad, such an utter rape of the Alien franchise, that I almost cried.
This was so bad, such an utter rape of the Alien franchise, that I almost cried.
A tossup between Quarantine and One Missed Call. Two truly shining examples of why I think they should stop making horror movies, because no one knows how to make them anymore. Quarantine just made me laugh the whole way through, and I walked out of One Missed Call an hour in. I'm not even a big fan of Saw, however much shit that might earn me from it's fans.
Yeah, especially after all those time when it failed to pick up any relevant results, it was just obvious that the last time it was used it would find a thread. I mean, even in a movie, nothing fails THAT HARD.stinkychops said:
Search Bar fails to find results over and over again -> Search Bar finally understands the meaning of results
It really was a typical coming of age tale.
Om nom nom nom.Monshroud said:
I hear ya, but that still doesn't make it horrible. It makes it tedious, yes. Looking at the film as a whole, more than half of the films that make it to circuit are as bad, if not worse. Emotionless dialogue, cardboard acting, overblown special effects, recycled symphonic music, and machine-gun editing are all virtually prerequisites to get your shit played.Altorin said:
No, to be truly horrible, a film must go above and beyond all of that.
