Worst movie(s) you have ever seen?
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I love D.E.B.S. The whole sequence of Lucy Diamond breaking into the DEBS house is hilarious. Plaid forcefields, suction cup climbing, a house scanner that identifies "Amy" or "Not Amy", all topped off with the cartoonish tip-toe walk.CrimsonBlaze said:
The genre savvy "Creepy shadows, no bad guys, enclosed space. Trap."
Love it as a spoof.
Worst movie ever is Hanging Up.
Meet The Spartans and Disaster movie are the only two films I can recall where I stopped watching within ten minutes. They weren't even "bad funny", it was basically "Hey look, a reference to another thing, aren't we clever even though this is about the 6th film that has done it?"
The second Transformers movie was appalling except for one scene, and the third film was just entirely crap.
I hated Stuart Little as a child, and I doubt my opinion will have changed much.
The Expendables 2. Oh God, it was so, so bad. I could accept the first for being a nice throwback to the old action movie days, but this one was basically them doing it again, but with even less charm and an even worse plot.
They are in some ways actually better, but in other ways, much, much worse.
The second Transformers movie was appalling except for one scene, and the third film was just entirely crap.
I hated Stuart Little as a child, and I doubt my opinion will have changed much.
The Expendables 2. Oh God, it was so, so bad. I could accept the first for being a nice throwback to the old action movie days, but this one was basically them doing it again, but with even less charm and an even worse plot.
Making? They have existed for years.[Kira Must Die said:
They are in some ways actually better, but in other ways, much, much worse.
What on earth possessed you to see that?scorptatious said:Funny thing, the kid who played as Shark Boy ended up becoming Jacob from Twilight from what I've heard.Terminate421 said:FUCK THIS MOVIE:
It's so bad it damaged my retinas, not to how bad it was, but the 3D glasses have made one eye actually tinted red while the other was tinted blue!
Ultraviolet might be the only movie that I absolutely couldn't bring myself to finish, it was so bad.
While not as bad as Ultraviolet, I have an enduring hatred for Van Helsing. Possibly due to my extremely high hopes that were absolutely dashed upon its conclusion.
Kinda surprised to see Inception and Inglorious Basterds in this thread, I consider them to be two of my all-time favorites. Oh well, arguing it is pointless.
While not as bad as Ultraviolet, I have an enduring hatred for Van Helsing. Possibly due to my extremely high hopes that were absolutely dashed upon its conclusion.
Kinda surprised to see Inception and Inglorious Basterds in this thread, I consider them to be two of my all-time favorites. Oh well, arguing it is pointless.
Which one? Twilight or SBALG? I haven't seen the former, but I have seen the latter.MorganL4 said:What on earth possessed you to see that?scorptatious said:Funny thing, the kid who played as Shark Boy ended up becoming Jacob from Twilight from what I've heard.Terminate421 said:FUCK THIS MOVIE:
It's so bad it damaged my retinas, not to how bad it was, but the 3D glasses have made one eye actually tinted red while the other was tinted blue!
To answer your question, I was a little kid. And even then, when I saw this movie, I didn't like it very much.
hahaha oh yeah, i thought FOR SURE he was going to give him a beating with his belt, only to be a complete "wtf..." when he just tightens it by a loop lolTwyce said:
definitely. Another one me and my friends quote alot is the "I don't quite know the layout of this house yet!" when grandpa ghost magically picks the wrong room to talk to joshua...
just..that script is so fucking bad.
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I was talking mainly about the American adaptation, although I did not like those films either (Well, the third one was alright-ish)Legion said:
Oh, that reminds me of another film I should've mentioned.
Uzumaki.
I loved the manga. It's one of the best horror manga out there, but the film... it was just... it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. terrible acting, pointless CG, absolutely no subtlety whatsoever, and all the parts that were scary or creepy in the manga being downright hilarious in the film. It's by far one of the worst live-action adaptation of an anime/manga I've seen.
And speaking of live action adaptations of anime, the live-action Blood: The Last Vampire was really bad, with some of the worst CG blood I have ever seen in a theatrical film, and the monsters looking almost like stop motion effects they were so badly rendered and animated.
That scene is cool, until you realize his hang glider is actually a recently deceased giant bat, then it's just kinda derpyDarren716 said:Yor can't be the worse movie ever it has this scene in itGrottnikk said:I'd have to say "Yor: The Hunter From the Future". I think I was 10 at the time. I still remember the utter crappiness of it all.
By the way, has anyone mentioned Uwe Bowle? I haven't seen anything by him but I hear his movies are total crap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrYxLSSSRd0
Well, it's gonna be directed by the guy who directed Iron Man 3, and he rejected Warner Bros. previous shitty script (I remember there being an old thread about that old script somewhere here), so that at least gives me a bit more hope for it. I mean, a Death Note movie, even being an American adaptation, can't be that hard to fuck up, right? Right?!Legion said:
Oh, god, please don't fuck this up...
There are a lot I've probably seen worse than this choice which I just don't remember anymore, but the film Inseminoid was the first to come to mind. Basically an Alien knockoff from the 1980s where a woman on this undiscovered planetoid gets inseminated (implied rape here) by what I remember bring a giant preying mantis. Long story short, the alien seed in here makes her go on a killing rampage, and eventually she lays some ostrich sized eggs that hatch into aliens, who I remember kill even more. And no it's not a porno.
As bad as it sounds, I remember enjoying it somewhat, otherwise I probably would have forgotten all about it.
As bad as it sounds, I remember enjoying it somewhat, otherwise I probably would have forgotten all about it.
Personally I feel the fact that he is hang gliding with the corpse of the bat that he killed adds to the awesomeness of the sceneGrottnikk said:That scene is cool, until you realize his hang glider is actually a recently deceased giant bat, then it's just kinda derpyDarren716 said:Yor can't be the worse movie ever it has this scene in itGrottnikk said:I'd have to say "Yor: The Hunter From the Future". I think I was 10 at the time. I still remember the utter crappiness of it all
By the way, has anyone mentioned Uwe Bowle? I haven't seen anything by him but I hear his movies are total crap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrYxLSSSRd0
Oh yes, I forgot how brilliantly layered it was. On the surface it seems like bad dry humor that relied on characters saying and doing awkward things, but then it transcends that on a whole other level by making the characters themselves exaggeratedly awkward! Truly, common high schoolers (whom stand as a testament to human intellect, might I add) can understand such deep underlying themes as "laugh because he's a nerd."Frokane said:
Unless you think that by diluting itself with bad slapstick the film actually found a way to do anti-humor wrong and created the revolutionary "anti-anti-humor" but personally I think that's giving it a bit too much credit.
Also since we're apparently pulling assumptions about each other's tastes in cinema out of our asses, go back to watching your Ryan Gosling movies.
I can't remember the name. It was a really bad spy-movie starring Taylor Lautner. It was just so formulaic, unoriginal and unbelievably badly written that i was just baffled.