Worst movie you ever saw?

[petrolmonkey]

The Spirit. Seriously I was glad there was a fire alarm halfway through it.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

i stop watching sucky movies so i wouldn't know

 

[JodaSFU]

Batman and Robin /thread

 

[LowFatLoki]

vampies vs zombies

 

[Sir Broccoli]

Eragon, perhaps it would've been better if the guy who writes the script actually read the book.

 

[Samuari Jim]

Anyone who names mainstream movies as their worst movies ever has clearly never seen a B movie.

I recall one in particular called Campfire Stories, or Campfire Horror Stories, or something along those lines. I actually felt physical pain watching that.

It went well with the emotional trauma that followed when I realised I had not only paid to watch it, but that I had deliberately sat through over an hour of the stuff.

Some of those B movies are just so hilariously bad though. Nothing makes homework look more appealing than leaving the SciFi channel on during it's movie block.

 

[petrolmonkey]

Anyone who names mainstream movies as their worst movies ever has clearly never seen a B movie.

I recall one in particular called Campfire Stories, or Campfire Horror Stories, or something along those lines. I actually felt physical pain watching that.

It went well with the emotional trauma that followed when I realised I had not only paid to watch it, but that I had deliberately sat through over an hour of the stuff.

Some of those B movies are just so hilariously bad though. Nothing makes homework look more appealing than leaving the SciFi channel on during it's movie block.

You have a point, who has seen "Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell"?

 

[Grimm91]

Iron Monkey 2. I lost a bit of my soul that night.

 

[Inmate13]

Moscow Heat

FIRST it attempts to introduce a man the critics were paid to call the "New Schwarzenegger"
THEN it tries to take itself seriously not realising how utterly mind-numbing the premise is
EVENTUALLY it stops caring and, rather than becoming laughably bad, actually gets worse!

Overall it's a complete waste of Michael York

The poor film doesn't even have a Wikipedia entry

 

[JodaSFU]

Starship Troopers 2

The third one was worse. Bad acting, terrible script, horrifyingly stupid plot, if you can even say it has one, and special FX that belong in the 70's.

 

[Rii Mitsukai]

Toss-up between Billy Madison and E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.

Billy Madison was AWESOME!

 

[Rii Mitsukai]

films made by uwe boll or the asylum

 

[tenlong]

Iron Monkey 2. I lost a bit of my soul that night.

i liked that movie. it wasn't
a classic tho.

 

[.Warheart]

Meet the Spartans... I'm scarred.

 

[tenlong]

Dragonball movie, so bad it wasn't funny. The guy couldn't act for shit (he couldn't even act angsty!), the scriptwriting was terrible and whoever decided to put in schoolyard drama should be burned to the ground.

they should use that movie as torture.

 

[tenlong]

Twilight. No contest.

Sparkling vampires? Fuck off.

lol give this man a medel

 

[Arella18]

I agree that Eragon is one of the worst I've ever seen but I'd have to say the worst is Scary Movie 2-4 and anything made after those except for Epic Movie.

 

[Beetlejooce]

The evil dead was so tacky and boring that after about 20 minutes i had to stop.

But 'The fast and the furious' series is actually pretty good so a pox on those who think otherwise

 

[wolfshrimp]

Oh.... so many

Watchmen- was just so "oooh look we have superheroes and sex, aren't we grown up?" without thinking that the story originated as a comic!

The Notebook- ugh!

The Happening- badly acted, bad story

I could go on for hours but nothing can compare with Lost In Translation. Anyone who says it is good is just being pretentious, the only reason it was ever made is that the director was Francis Ford Coppola's daughter the moviemaker's equivalent of Paris Hilton.