Worst movie you ever saw?

[PeterDawson]

Back in the 90s I saw The Stupids. Hands down one of the worst movies ever and probably why Tom Arnold's career died around then.

Out of more recent films I gotta go with Twilight, but I really wasn't the target audience, just a poor guy who got dragged there by a girl. I mean, its like softcore fantasy pornography... except they tried to give it a plot and make it mainstream.

 

[TheTygerfire]

Oh, I forgot, a special nod has to go to Ghost In The Shell, one of the most confusing, drawn out, symbolism heavy movie I've ever seen. The ending was the shitty icing on the cat explaining pretty much nothing that happened and why Batou was so damn calm about it.

 

[Rack]

Well I don't watch movies at random, so it's going to be something with something to recommend it. There's some tough competition but I have to say Sympathy for Mr Vengeance. I've never seen such a relentlessly nasty film, I gave up watching about 90% in because I just couldn't stand it anymore, I didn't care what happened to anyone in the film, they were all just so utterly loathsome.

 

[the_baku_eats_dreams]

But I may have to rethink that because the Dragonball movie makes my eyes want to pop out of my head and strangle me to death. That movie looks so terrible that I want to watch it just so I can walk out on it.

 

[Lewieroo0]

definatly Elizabeth and Vantage Point. These movies were absolute shit.

 

[Gruthar]

Manos: The Hand of Fate is indeed a pretty terrible movie. But I think the worst movie - out of the B movies my friends and I have seen - is Teenage Caveman. It was bad enough that a few of us walked out on it, which as far as I can recall is the only time that has ever happened. We all subsequently agreed never to speak the movie's name again.

 

[DROPDEADNAKED]

Anacondas 3.
Saw it the other day on crazy drugs. Sucked so hard... watched today sober... Holy shit it's sooooooooooooooo bad!!! But... David Halstlehoff stars in it. So it must be good.... amirite?

 

[kazork]

A lot of people like to say battlefield earth is the worst movie, but I was able to watch the whole thing. It wasn't so bad that I couldn't take it any more - I sat there until the end.

But with Cat woman, I couldn't even finish watching it. I had to leave the room midway through. Therefore, cat woman gets my vote as the worst movie that I've watched (or rather, tried to watch).

But Stil Battlefield Earth was a really really bad and disapointing movie. I liked the book so much and then they had to release this crap.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Worst (objective)
Incredibly Strange Creatures That Suddenly Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies
Worst (Weighted for budget)
Battlefield Earth

 

[ChaoticLegion]

Out of more recent films I gotta go with Twilight, but I really wasn't the target audience, just a poor guy who got dragged there by a girl. I mean, its like softcore fantasy pornography... except they tried to give it a plot and make it mainstream.

Haha ditto... even if it's not the "worst" film ever, it's still one of the most annoying.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

every parody movie out now.

 

[Shade Jackrabbit]

Stardust.

I... disagree entirely. That movie was awesome. I mean not the best thing ever but it was pretty good.

As for terrible, terrible movies? Dungeons and Dragons. I had to turn it off after half an hour because it was just so TERRIBLE.

 

[Weaver]

Manos: The Hand of Fate is indeed a pretty terrible movie. But I think the worst movie - out of the B movies my friends and I have seen - is Teenage Caveman. It was bad enough that a few of us walked out on it, which as far as I can recall is the only time that has ever happened. We all subsequently agreed never to speak the movie's name again.

Manos was great MST3K material though.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

But I may have to rethink that because the Dragonball movie makes my eyes want to pop out of my head and strangle me to death. That movie looks so terrible that I want to watch it just so I can walk out on it.

I think that in itself is an achievement!

Achievement Unlocked: Bother This Nonsense! 40G

Successfully paid for a ticket to walk out on movie.

 

[ChunX]

Steve Martin is a genius but Sgt. Bilko is the only movie I have ever walked out of...

 

[KaZZaP]

Taxi Cab with Queen Latifa and Jimmy Falon, I can make it threw most movies but god damn there's no way anyone could watch that crap.

 

[traceur_]

Open Water, that movie sucked, NOTHING HAPPENED and it wasn't scary at all.

 

[the_baku_eats_dreams]

as strange as it sounds it was Hilarious to see Robert De Niro Play a crossdressing Pirate captain, a la Stardust