Currently I think that the Fury of the Wolfman and any thing by Paul Naschy holds that recored for me. you see i'm a fan of bad movies and cult classics and i was wondering if ther was any thing i should check out thanks
Worst Movie you have ever seen
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"Missile to the Moon". It's one of those movies that is just so awful that it comes across as a little bit funny.
Admittidly when I watched it, it had the RiffTrax guys of the top of it which made it bareable. But if I watched it on it's own, I'd be making a noose out of bits of the couch
Admittidly when I watched it, it had the RiffTrax guys of the top of it which made it bareable. But if I watched it on it's own, I'd be making a noose out of bits of the couch
This one:
http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/50881/Treasure-of-the-Lost-Desert/overview
My Dad rented it just after we got our first VCR. Absolutely awful film on so many levels, makes every other lame action film look like a masterpiece. People who think "Twilight" is bad, sorry, but you folks haven't even scratched the surface of how shit movies can be yet.
Oh, excellent review of it here: http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/reviews/rev484.html
http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/50881/Treasure-of-the-Lost-Desert/overview
My Dad rented it just after we got our first VCR. Absolutely awful film on so many levels, makes every other lame action film look like a masterpiece. People who think "Twilight" is bad, sorry, but you folks haven't even scratched the surface of how shit movies can be yet.
Oh, excellent review of it here: http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/reviews/rev484.html
Watchmen for me. Worst 3 hours of my life.
Ive seen movies that were bad( dragon ball evolution( but still had entertainment even if it was how patheitc it was.
Ive seen movies that were bad( dragon ball evolution( but still had entertainment even if it was how patheitc it was.
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Watchmen was pretty damn good. I mean, I can see not liking it, but the worst you've ever seen? Really?
As someone else said, Eragon ranks pretty high on my list. It was based on a terrible book by some little shit, so I wasn't really expecting much, but damn.
Theres many awful movies but by far the worst is house of the dead. Its ... just so bad....
look it up on youtube. You can watch the whole thing if you like wasting time you'll never get back.
look it up on youtube. You can watch the whole thing if you like wasting time you'll never get back.
Masters of the Universe.
So bad I couldn't even finish watching it. Imagine a bad Star Wars rip off with He-Man.
So bad I couldn't even finish watching it. Imagine a bad Star Wars rip off with He-Man.
Thread's been done way too many times before, but unquestionably the worst movie ever made was napoleon dynamite. I would pay money to UN-see that movie.
I have a few candidates, if I may.
Candidate number 1:
Candidate number 2:
Candidate number 3:
So there are my big three, a cheap movie, a crude movie and now a cheesy movie. Who wins? It's a toss up.
P.S I have a passionate loathing for all the movies with the word 'Movie' in the title but I saw no reason to mention them as everyone here pretty much hates those movies.
Candidate number 1:
Jack Frost:
This is a low budget horror movie about of all things, a killer snowman. Now as much as that's the stupidest premise ever it is made all the worse by being set in a town supposedly in the middle of winter but had to be shot on a lovely summer day complete with birds singing and the cheesiest lines from the killer and acting most foul with the addition of lousy puppeteering. Further more it hits us with the horrifying sight of a snowman rape scene.... the very fact that I just had to use the words 'Snowman rape scene' ought to be an indication as to how bad this movie is. Worse still it just kept on going and by the end I was just begging it to end, I was seriously considering self mutilation while watching this.
This is a low budget horror movie about of all things, a killer snowman. Now as much as that's the stupidest premise ever it is made all the worse by being set in a town supposedly in the middle of winter but had to be shot on a lovely summer day complete with birds singing and the cheesiest lines from the killer and acting most foul with the addition of lousy puppeteering. Further more it hits us with the horrifying sight of a snowman rape scene.... the very fact that I just had to use the words 'Snowman rape scene' ought to be an indication as to how bad this movie is. Worse still it just kept on going and by the end I was just begging it to end, I was seriously considering self mutilation while watching this.
Candidate number 2:
A dirty shame:
I don't like sex based comedies at the best of times but this was something beyond horrible. There is no plot, just an endless stream of shamefully unfunny, crude and unsophisticated jokes that pander towards the unimaginably childish. Watching this movie was an excercise in sighing in frustration and simple disgust that eventually just grew into endless loathing as the jokes got endlessly worse and more immature until I began to be ashamed to even still be alive watching it. Finally it pushed the line and I turned it off, pretty much wrenched out of my DVD player and slammed it into a bag never to look at it again.
I don't like sex based comedies at the best of times but this was something beyond horrible. There is no plot, just an endless stream of shamefully unfunny, crude and unsophisticated jokes that pander towards the unimaginably childish. Watching this movie was an excercise in sighing in frustration and simple disgust that eventually just grew into endless loathing as the jokes got endlessly worse and more immature until I began to be ashamed to even still be alive watching it. Finally it pushed the line and I turned it off, pretty much wrenched out of my DVD player and slammed it into a bag never to look at it again.
Candidate number 3:
Dragon Wars:
I had been imagining that building sized cobras and hordes of dragons going up against modern military machines would be a cool idea. Kind of so bad it's good sort of a deal. But instead I was treated to a straight faced cliche cheesy story with a shoehorned in romance and endless points that looked like I was watching power rangers and the few minutes of dragons duking it out did not distract from all that cheesy bullshit between. There was a few moments worth watching (like the snake eating the elephant) but overall this was a bland uninspired mess that was endlessly cheesy and cliched and horrendous to behold and honestly an excercise in frustration to be involved in.
I had been imagining that building sized cobras and hordes of dragons going up against modern military machines would be a cool idea. Kind of so bad it's good sort of a deal. But instead I was treated to a straight faced cliche cheesy story with a shoehorned in romance and endless points that looked like I was watching power rangers and the few minutes of dragons duking it out did not distract from all that cheesy bullshit between. There was a few moments worth watching (like the snake eating the elephant) but overall this was a bland uninspired mess that was endlessly cheesy and cliched and horrendous to behold and honestly an excercise in frustration to be involved in.
So there are my big three, a cheap movie, a crude movie and now a cheesy movie. Who wins? It's a toss up.
P.S I have a passionate loathing for all the movies with the word 'Movie' in the title but I saw no reason to mention them as everyone here pretty much hates those movies.
Earth Girls are Easy.
Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Glen or Glenda.
The Howling.
Leprichaun 4.
Howard the Duck.
Son of the Mask.
Cool as Ice.
I also can't stand anything directed by Micheal Bay, Uve Boll, or Woody Allen.
Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Glen or Glenda.
The Howling.
Leprichaun 4.
Howard the Duck.
Son of the Mask.
Cool as Ice.
I also can't stand anything directed by Micheal Bay, Uve Boll, or Woody Allen.