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FalloutJack

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Mothman Prophecies.

There are alot of movies that have had too much hype and poor delivery, but this was the one I thought of first. Commercials about it were irritating enough, but then when I actually see it...I find that would've probably warmed up to the JFK movie more and I don't even like historical movies.
 

NoriYuki Sato

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worst movie ever MADE has to be the movie 'BUG' it's a Lion's Gate film...which makes me VERY very sad. i went to see it opening day, because i'm a loyal Lion's Gate fan..they do most of the Lovecraftian movies. there were 5 other people in the theater. that alone should say something about it if it's opening night. at the end of the movie,somebody went ".......is that it? did we seriously pay $9 a person for that? that's bullshit"

it's full of plotholes in a movie that has no real plot anyways. the greatest part of that movie was the very end when

they burned themselves alive

i was SOOO happy that they did that, i almost jumped up and down like a giddy school girl...and when i saw it i was 19..or 18 one of the two i forget when it came out..and i'm a guy..however..SHORTLY after they did that, the credits rolled. and by shortly after..i mean during.

worst movie..ever made.
 

Crimsonsniper

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Worse movies I have ever seen would have to be
1)Lost Boys: The Tribe- The movie director must have realized how bad it was because they just start throwing in bad cliched jokes after the first few minutes.
2)Funny Games:worse movie I have ever seen, another one of those "pyschological" horrors, this movie is so bad it felt like it went on for hours, it also has one of the biggest "Fuck You" moments in the history of movies with the little stunt it pulls near the end.
 

A Weary Exile

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fluffybacon said:
Alright, you seem incapable of forming a coherent argument in defense of this film and seem to only insult those with differing opinions. Fine.

I love all of Kubrick's other films, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining all of which have a very slow pace and it works. Know why? Because things are actually happening, the characters do things and those things have effects on the plot, they happen slowly but they are happening. Take the Shining for instance, only two people die in the entire movie (Jack and Mr.Halloran, the chef) most of the movie is buld-up for the climactic ending where Jack completley loses it. Even though no murders occur in the first part of the movie it is still entertaining because Kubrick knows how to build tension with sound, visuals, and Nicholson's acting.

I will just say that I hate generic action movies like Transformers and the rest of that bile that you accuse me of liking, but I put 2001 in the same group as these films. Where Transformers sacrifices art for the sake of entertainment 2001 sacrifices entertainment for the sake of art.

Unless you intend to defend this film in an intelligent fashion, instead of just trolling, I shall converse with you no longer.
 

RanD00M

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likalaruku said:
Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
I´m gonna pretend like you never said that.

OT:Can´t remember the name of,but it's a b horror movie about a bed that eats people.
 

zelda2fanboy

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I don't remember bad movies. I don't know how anybody does. If a movie can do anything that makes it memorable or involving in any way, I just don't consider it to be bad.
 

Jive_pimp

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Atomic Train was so bad I tell everyone it was the best movie I've ever seen to trick them into sharing the pain with me.
 

Vimbert

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A big red rooster said:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/97595/cheerleader-ninjas

Enjoy.
Cheerleader ninjas? This couldn't possibly be bad, and my boundless optimism in the goodness of mankind most certainly will not be getting destroyed today!
 

dwoo21

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Meet the Spartans, a raunchy spoof of decent movies...give or take a few.
NOTE: I was bored one day...a friend called and invited me to go to that waste of 10 bucks
 

Uncreative

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Earth Vs. the Spider.

Giant spider that made dinosaur sound effects, had a web that was made out of a rope cargo net, and liked sticking legs into windows.

Get this, they find a GIANT spider that's "Dead", put it in a museum like thing, have a bunch of teenagers playing 'hip' music to a bunch of cool cats, the spider wakes up somehow and goes on a rampage. Complete with people doing the Terrified Jazz Hands.

Anyway, bunch of stupid stuff happened, random shot of child crying in the street, teenager and boyfriend have to go into spider's cave lair to see if teenager's father is dead or not (He is. Very, very dead.), get caught in cargo web.
Authorities blow up the cave, go "Oh noes!" and start breaking in every now and then to show shots of shiny shirtless men digging them out.

Finally get a guy down in there, and him and the boyfriend stand on either side of the spider with these node thingies and electrocute it.

And THAT was just the run down of what I can remember, and I didn't even touch the acting.
 

Canadamus Prime

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I'm pretty sure most of you who are listing movies like Twilight and Watchmen don't know the meaning of "bad movie". Regardless of your opinions of the afore-mentioned films, you have not seen bad movies until you've seen atrocities like "Manos: The Hands of Fate" or this other one simply titled "SSSSSSS".
 

KillerH

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Worst movie I ever saw was a little film called 'Legend of the eight samurai'

Here's the first of it's many problems
1. There are actually nine of them
2. They're actually ninjas
3. They have a cardboard 'wall of souls'
4. The bad guys are an incestuous mother and son
5. The son is older than the mother
6. This was a serious film, they meant for it to be taken as a real movie and not a joke.