worst movie

[Dragonblade146]

Harry Potter.

I actually thought the 5th was quite good.

Eh, was never fond of the series. Wizards in the movies are like gimp.

 

[Symp4thy]

Romeo and juliet the new version came out like in 1999

Isn't that the one with guns but everyone speaks in old english for no discernable reason?

You mean besides the fact that they were reading the play written by Shakespeare?

 

[traceur_]

Romeo and juliet the new version came out like in 1999

god yes, I wanted to ram my head into a wall while watching that, christ I hate the dialogue, I was sitting there just thinking "what the fuck did she say?"

You realize that they took the dialogue, pretty much directly, from Shakespeare. If you don't get what they said, then I would recommend you never read anything else he wrote. It's all much the same with that guy.

But I agree. That movie was awful. You could tell, straight up, that like none of the actors had a single clue as to what they were saying, well minus John Leguizamo. He seemed pretty together, although a poor choice for the role. They'd say a line, but the inflection would be different then the emotion that the line was supposed to be conveyed with. It was painful.

yeh we were doing a unit on shakespeare in my english class, it would have been way more interesting if they replaced
"No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a
church-door; but 'tis enough,'twill serve: ask for
me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man. I
am peppered, I warrant, for this world. A plague o'
both your houses! 'Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a
cat, to scratch a man to death! a braggart, a
rogue, a villain, that fights by the book of
arithmetic!"

with

"holy shit I'm gonna die! fuck you man, he fucking cut me when you tried to stop him you douche, fuck you too tybalt"

 

[slevin8989]

Romeo and juliet the new version came out like in 1999

I actaully found the Suicide in that one hilarious.....

Didn't she shoot herself point blank range i was hoping that i would see some brains but nothing happened it was like that gun was shooting bb's

 

[grimzero]

Dragonball Evolution was just a god awful movie too

....I feel like I should be giving you a prize for this. But I also want to hit you. I feel this mix of emotions. It's a lot like getting blue balled for the first time.

why not add me as a friend p.s love dragonball Z

 

[dwightsteel]

Romeo and juliet the new version came out like in 1999

Isn't that the one with guns but everyone speaks in old english for no discernable reason?

Mine would be The Birds.

My advice to the director would be:

If your going to put love stories in films, make sure we know who the hell the characters are, or end up being unlikeable.

Make sure that the birds aren't able to OHK you individualy one moment and then be reduced to slowly pecking you to death en masse.

Also, don't make your characters do completely stupid things. WHY DID THEY STAY IN THE TOWN WHEN THEY COULD HAVE EASILY LEFT? THAT RUINED THE PATHETIC JOKE OF A FILM IT ALREADY WAS!!!

Yup that's the one where the setting is in this time but everyone talks in old English they were trying to reinvent romeo and Juliet no one told that movie already came out west side story

West Side Story didn't reinvent Romeo & Juliet. It gave musical theater dudes something to never shut the fuck up about.

 

[Deathsong17]

Romeo and juliet the new version came out like in 1999

Isn't that the one with guns but everyone speaks in old english for no discernable reason?

You mean besides the fact that they were reading the play written by Shakespeare?

Well last time I checked, no one speaks old english anymore, smartass.

 

[Symp4thy]

Romeo and juliet the new version came out like in 1999

Isn't that the one with guns but everyone speaks in old english for no discernable reason?

You mean besides the fact that they were reading the play written by Shakespeare?

Well last time I checked, no one speaks old english anymore, smartass.

Well what did you expect? The movie is call Romeo and Juliet, dumbass.
And seriously, that's your argument? No one uses swords anymore either, but they still make movies where people use them.

 

[slevin8989]

Romeo and juliet the new version came out like in 1999

Isn't that the one with guns but everyone speaks in old english for no discernable reason?

Mine would be The Birds.

My advice to the director would be:

If your going to put love stories in films, make sure we know who the hell the characters are, or end up being unlikeable.

Make sure that the birds aren't able to OHK you individualy one moment and then be reduced to slowly pecking you to death en masse.

Also, don't make your characters do completely stupid things. WHY DID THEY STAY IN THE TOWN WHEN THEY COULD HAVE EASILY LEFT? THAT RUINED THE PATHETIC JOKE OF A FILM IT ALREADY WAS!!!

Yup that's the one where the setting is in this time but everyone talks in old English they were trying to reinvent romeo and Juliet no one told that movie already came out west side story

West Side Story didn't reinvent Romeo & Juliet. It gave musical theater dudes something to never shut the fuck up about.

I say reinvent as in making it accessible to today's audience and west side story did do that if a bit too fruity I've personally never seen a gang dance and sing unless you count that episode in arrested development

 

[Turismo]

Battlefield Earth and The Fountain are equally the worst movies ever, in my opinion. Uwe Boll takes the worst director/producer trophy.

 

[dwightsteel]

Dragonball Evolution was just a god awful movie too

....I feel like I should be giving you a prize for this. But I also want to hit you. I feel this mix of emotions. It's a lot like getting blue balled for the first time.

why not add me as a friend p.s love dragonball Z

Slow down there champ. We just met. At least buy me dinner before we start to neck.

 

[Trivun]

Romeo and juliet the new version came out like in 1999

I absolutely loved that, and have the DVD, Leo and Clare were brilliant in it. I just loved the idea of bringing the classical Shakesperian language and mannerisms and so on into a more modern setting. The clash of cultures made it so much more interesting than all the other, 'original', R+J adaptations.

As for films I hate, I would say anything by Uwe Boll. Also, most films along the lines of Mean Girls, White Chicks, anything involving crazy teenage girls and high school stereotypes. Apart from Twilight (lynch me if you must, but I actually liked that film). I also happen to actually like 'chick flicks', for example most Richard Curtis romcoms, and 10 Things I Hate About You...

 

[benwins]

Bloodrayne and Doomsday. theyr just. so. bad.

why did Michael Madsen agree to work with Uwe Boll? i just cant figure it out

 

[Fulax]

Twilight. No contest.

 

[Kukakkau]

Oh god it HAS to go to The Last Mimzy - never heard of it before but had to watch it on a plane trip back from Spain. I honest to god don't think any movie could be worse - the plot makes no sense and everything just clumps together into 2 hours of sheer boredom and wtfness.

Before you ask why I watched it all my sis bet me £20 I wouldn't be able to watch the whole movie without having to stop

 

[dukethepcdr]

That's a tough one. So many bad movies.... One that jumps immediately to mind is "Manos: the Hand of Fate". That has to be the worst movie ever made. Everything is bad about it: lighting, sound, acting, sets, plot, music. The only way to survive watching it is to get the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version as the jokes they make of it are pretty funny.

 

[SoonerMatt]

Lady in the Water was god awful and pretty much guaranteed that I'd never see another of M. Night Shyamalan's movies.

I typically know better than to see X-Genre Movie(s) so the only pain I've had to endure from those was at a friend's house where there was plenty of hooch to cloud what I was watching.

 

[ellie91]

Romeo and juliet the new version came out like in 1999

Isn't that the one with guns but everyone speaks in old english for no discernable reason?

Mine would be The Birds.

My advice to the director would be:

If your going to put love stories in films, make sure we know who the hell the characters are, or end up being unlikeable.

Make sure that the birds aren't able to OHK you individualy one moment and then be reduced to slowly pecking you to death en masse.

Also, don't make your characters do completely stupid things. WHY DID THEY STAY IN THE TOWN WHEN THEY COULD HAVE EASILY LEFT? THAT RUINED THE PATHETIC JOKE OF A FILM IT ALREADY WAS!!!

isn't that by alfred hitchcock?

but anyway epic movie and the fountain. Epic movie is the only film i have ever walked out of and the fountain was so boring, wierd and all over the place i turned over very quickly. Also i found there will be blood so boring i just couldn't bear to watch anymore.

 

[LockHeart]

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

And it was supposed to be the director's crowning glory... *sniggers* *laughs* *dies*

 

[LuckySeven]

Company of Wolves. Just horrible movie: No real story, God-awful special effects.