Worst Names For A Stripper

[TheMadTypist]

Broccoli doesn't sound very attractive now does it?

And if there isn't anyone around who gets that, I'll say this Escapist:
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It used to be Candy, but then she found out that broccoli is better for you. Gotta love discworld!

 

[Irradiated Tiger]

George.
Unless your into that stuff

 

[RossM]

I think I've got a good one.

"Her" name is Ackbar. You should be able to guess why.

It's a trap!
OT: Bert. It's like Bertha. Only it reminds one not only of old, but of sweaty guys in car shops. The only thing more disturbing with a male stripper with that name would be a female stripper. Seriously. She-Bert.
...maybe that's just me.

Lmao!

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

Nurgle?

That would turn me off...

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Lolita.

If you get that, be proud and disgusted at the same time.

Calumon: Jack's a bad name! He only stripped half the walls in his room and now it all looks funny...

 

[laststandman]

Dusty Baker

 

[Macgyvercas]

Anything that would form the initials STD

 

[sunburst]

Robert Paulson.

Yes, these are all female stripper names.

Her name was Robert Paulson? Is her chest as big as Meatloaf's?

I dislike the generic stripper names the most. Destiny, Sydney, Candy and the like. At least make an attempt at being original.

Anti-Topic: I think Iva Johnson is a great name for a female stripper.

 

[Venatio]

Candy Wrap

 

[Hashime]

Polly Esther?

I supposed that actually has some narrow niche appeal.

Nope, that is totally awesome.

 

[gizunt]

Janis TeeDee.....
because Jani STD is too obvious

 

[FluxCapacitor]

Charity.

(Also, Gladice is far more usually spelt Gladys, but either way it has a latin root meaning 'disabled'. Not hot...)

 

[ABLb0y]

Goneril. Sounds too much like gonorrhea.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Robert Paulson.

Yes, these are all female stripper names.

Her name was Robert Paulson? Is her chest as big as Meatloaf's?

She sings, too!

I would do anything for Love!

...but I won't do *that*.

 

[OctoH]

You might as well have called her "Herpy McDerpenstein".

That is an awesome name, actually. I approve.

OT: "Chlamydia"...ew.

 

[Dags90]

Nope, that is totally awesome.

For a certain niche. Plus, some people are allergic!

My mom actually met a stripper in Key West named "Cindy Lou"...she did what anyone would in that situation and asked "Cindy Lou Who?" She apparently didn't get the reference.

 

[Latinidiot]

Incontinentia.

Biggus Dickus.

Robert Paulson.

Yes, these are all female stripper names.

Let me read the nameth, Oh Thaethar!

Ith there a Thimon? Tomath?

 

[Nouw]

Chlamydia

Oh man I laughed so hard reading that.

 

[_silentheartsong]

Why would a stripper's name even matter? That's totally not what strippers are for.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Clay Bricks. Think about that for a second.