Worst Names For A Stripper

[thiosk]

Robert Paulson.

Yes, these are all female stripper names.

Her name was Robert Paulson? Is her chest as big as Meatloaf's?

She sings, too!

I would do anything for Love!

...but I won't do *that*.

*that* being a kiss on the mouth.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

Doreen, she was paying her way through college and a depoll name change.

 

[Feralcentaur]

George Smith

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

Frank.

EDIT: 'Cept if you're into that sorta stuff, I guess.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Clap your hands for Dia and her sister Rhea!!! Dia Rhea everybody!

Shes the hottest sensation you will ever meet! Its Crotch Rash!

 

[PixelKing]

Peter file.

I went there

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Dad.

 

[icame]

Dad.

You win

 

[The Wykydtron]

Chlamydia

It took 11 posts to get this?

I am disappoint Internet...

OT:00101110001111001110

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Tom
Well unless your gay or a girl I guess.

Oh-ho, surely your wit is at a genius-level! *is totally and epically offended, being named Tom*

Also, I seem to correlate the name Amber with being a stripper a lot, I'm not sure where I got that idea.

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

Sister Veronica.

Yeah, naughty nuns...

Just like 1 priest, 1 nun.

 

[v3n0mat3]

Diamond Rodriguez

 

[imnot]

Tom
Well unless your gay or a girl I guess.

Oh-ho, surely your wit is at a genius-level! *is totally and epically offended, being named Tom*

Also, I seem to correlate the name Amber with being a stripper a lot, I'm not sure where I got that idea.

Well I could change it to Charlie...

 

[PureChaos]

Seabiscut. If anyone gets that really, really obscure TV reference then cookies will be showered upon them.

only thing that comes to mind is

'i'm not Seabiscuit, i'm Penelope Cruz' from Family Guy

OT: I liked Crystal Chandelier in Friends

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Tom
Well unless your gay or a girl I guess.

Oh-ho, surely your wit is at a genius-level! *is totally and epically offended, being named Tom*

Also, I seem to correlate the name Amber with being a stripper a lot, I'm not sure where I got that idea.

Well I could change it to Charlie...

I could legally have my name changed to "Ten Sixty-Nine", but I think I'm okay with Tom Thanks for being so considerate of my feelings as a stripper, though.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

'Cumin' -......the spice.

 

[Canid117]

Something involving STDs.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Carl.

Just Carl.

Never fall for it. XD

 

[FalloutJack]

-IMPLOSION!-

Ah, give it up, man. Gladice the stripper is probably the best Gladice you'll ever meet, so why rag her for something her parents were responsible for (i.e. the naming)?

The worst stripper name would be Dr. Girlfriend.

(THE MONARCH COMMANDS YOU TO GET THIS JOKE!)