Hmmm... probably one of my co-workers.
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There's this 17 year old kid named AJ on the front end (checkout) in the grocery store I work in. Every day he comes in hyped up on half a dozen energy drinks (no joke, he must have a heart from heaven or something) and brags about having 3 kids, 4 girlfriends, and a rich ass family. We all know he's full of crap, and he flirts with every single female who walks 50 feet from him. Everyone hates him, and me more than most, mainly because I can't stand manwhores. Sadly, I actually reached my breaking point with him.
Last time he came into work he thought it would be funny to punch me in the back of the head. Sadly, I didn't find it funny. Infront of the *entire* front end (a good 30 people, plus however many customers there were), I punched him square in the nose, and he dropped to the floor with a smashed (not broken, smashed) nose. I got written up (work talk for "getting in trouble" via loads of paperwork) and faced charges for assault, but they were dropped (thank Jebus) due to my flawless work history and epic letters from all of my co-workers.
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