i got this idea when me and some friends were taking and one them told a girl "hey if you were a burger at mcdonalds you would be called the mcbeautiful" so i got to thinking whats your guys worst pick up lines
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Your father must have been a theif, as he stole the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
Heh
Heh
Todays word is legs. Lets go to my place and spread the word.
If I could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together. *giggety*
Nice dress, it'll look better as a heap next to my bed.
What does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Your tag's showing, it says made in heaven.
You're like a compass: without you, I'd be lost.
Are your pants made of Windex? Cause, baby, I can see myself in them.
Why don't you and I go back to my place and play Leia and Jabba?
Oh baby, you must be a parking ticket, because you got "fine" written all over you.
Your so beautifull you should be embalmed.
If I could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together. *giggety*
Nice dress, it'll look better as a heap next to my bed.
What does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Your tag's showing, it says made in heaven.
You're like a compass: without you, I'd be lost.
Are your pants made of Windex? Cause, baby, I can see myself in them.
Why don't you and I go back to my place and play Leia and Jabba?
Oh baby, you must be a parking ticket, because you got "fine" written all over you.
Your so beautifull you should be embalmed.
ok this is completly unrelated but i work at mcdonalds and one day a guy went up to a girl and put the 2 pieces of a chess burger under and over her head then goes "what this?" we look confused. "a McRetard" yea it was funny at the time.
bad pick up lines... lets make like a tree and root ^.^
bad pick up lines... lets make like a tree and root ^.^
Unless used-tongue-in-cheek in the midst of an already fun and lively conversation?Whoolpurse said:
"Hey, can I pick you up?"
Pick up line in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQehBsVCCsc
While I was in UCSB, the university paper listed this equally simple pick up line:
"So... sex?"
Pick up line in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQehBsVCCsc
While I was in UCSB, the university paper listed this equally simple pick up line:
"So... sex?"