worst pick up lines

[JC175]

"Hey, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

 

[APPCRASH]

Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?

 

[KarumaK]

So you don't like anal, you'll learn.

I got a fluffy bed and a hard street, one way or another this is gonna happen.

 

[Davey Woo]

Me and my friends were in Pizza Hut the other day, and my horny bastard of a friend ordered the girls number with his Pizza, and when she didn't give it to him, every time she came over he asked her for it.
It was embarrassing.

 

[ygetoff]

guys, pick-up lines don't work, unless you want some dumb bimbo.

Unless used-tongue-in-cheek in the midst of an already fun and lively conversation?

Yes. Or as a joke.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Hey baby i want to use your thighs as earmuffs

 

[Nmil-ek]

Are those astronaut pants?

 

[Meado]

guys, pick-up lines don't work, unless you want some dumb bimbo.

Unless used-tongue-in-cheek in the midst of an already fun and lively conversation?

Yes. Or as a joke.

Or as a game. Take a group of five or so friends, each think of the worst pick up line you can imagine, and give it to one of the others. You must each find three different girls and use those lines on them. Last one to be arrested/punched is the winner.

 

[Blow_Pop]

guys, pick-up lines don't work, unless you want some dumb bimbo.

They don't but they're fun to hear.

My favorite:

Those clothes look nice. They'd look nicer on my floor.

or the variation is:

I was just trying to imagine what your clothes would look like on my floor.

Which I used the second one on one of my friends once. He and I are corny like that though.

 

[CraazyIvan]

Hey baby, you know why you're going home with me tonight? Coz i'm stronger than you are. *Giggety*

 

[Snugglebunny]

Geeeeez! Most of these are so crude ;-; oh well, might as well roll with it

My names _____, just so you know what to scream

If I flip a coin, what are the chances I'll get a head?

You be the iceberg, I'll the the Titanic and go down on you

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes

If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

You look familiar, oh yeah, cause your the girl of my dreams

If you right leg is Christmas, and your left leg is New years, want to get together between the holidays?

Can I take your picture? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas

I lost my number, can I have yours?

If sexy is a crime, you are charged as guilty.


WORST LINE EVER:
You smell like garbage, can I take you out?

 

[Nerdfury]

Hey honey, if I told you I had impeccable spelling and grammar in online forums, would you pull down your pants and dance around a little?

 

[RazielDethAngel]

Lets play carpenter, first we get hammered then I nail you.

 

[Fairee]

Lets play carpenter, first we get hammered then I nail you.

Ok, that's funny. Any guy who could find a good joke one like that would get away with it with me.

 

[Snugglebunny]

OH hey I thought up more!

How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that 'pops' up?

Is that a mirror in your back pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

Do you like raisins? No? How about a date?

Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You're just like my math book, got all the answers I need in the back.

MTG PICKUP LINE:
I like my women the way I like my cards: vertical and unable to block.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Hey sweetie, does the carpet match the drapes?

 

[Nukey]

im no doctor but I'll take a look
(you can guess what kind of doctor)

 

[DrDeath3191]

Alright now, let's not turn this rape into a murder.

 

[hagaya]

"Baby, did you just fart? Cuz you BLOW ME AWAY!"

-or-

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

 

[DoctorWhat]

"Soooooo..... you're a girl right?"