Worst Pick-up lines

[Da Chi]

"Hey are your parents retarded? Cause' you sure are special"
I've heard it being used, not by me though.

I want to meet the man that said it and shake his hand.

 

[Zyst]

I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME

 

[Free Thinker]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a knife, get in the van.

 

[Da Chi]

Clipped

Nice, I've always wanted to use something similar. "Want to play Carpenter? We can get hammered then I'll nail you."

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

You'd make a beautiful corpse..

/drool.

 

[II2]

"You must be tired, cuz you've been running through my mind all night... screaming."

- XKCD

 

[Da Chi]

I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME

Quite extreme, may I suggest roofies instead? Same wrong feeling, less of a felony.

 

[Redalert9r9r]

[/quote]It's too the point, which I like but try this

Spoiler

Imaginary self-neuter buzz-saw?
Nevermind.

"If I were a bi-curious woman and you were too, I'd scissor you all night long, but as it stands, I only have this massive penis."

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?" - Julian McCullough - 100% failure rate

(Provided the chick or dude is wearing a shirt with a relatable character on it, try this one):

"Hey, is it true what they say about (relatable character)?"
"I don't know, what do they say about (relatable character)?"
"Thaaaaat I'm gonna f**k em'."

- Also Julian McCullough

 

[BenzSmoke]

"Hey are your parents retarded? Cause' you sure are special"
I've heard it being used, not by me though.

I want to meet the man that said it and shake his hand.

Why? It didn't work.

 

[Da Chi]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a knife, get in the van.

I like the poetic touch. It's like wrapping foam around a lead bat.

 

[Da Chi]

You'd make a beautiful corpse..

/drool.

Try "How do you feel about necrophelia?"
her- "What?"
You- "It's important to know for later."

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Does this smell like Chloroform to you?

or...

Do you carry Condoms? I forgot mine in the hotel.

 

[judowarrior]

Hey, baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hey, get in the van.

(Walk past girl) do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Can you look that way for a second?

 

[Da Chi]

"Hey are your parents retarded? Cause' you sure are special"
I've heard it being used, not by me though.

I want to meet the man that said it and shake his hand.

Why? It didn't work.

Neither do most of my lines, but it's simply having the cohones to say em that makes it so special.

 

[a stranger]

Are you from heaven 'cause I have an erection.
or
Hey baby lets f***!
those are my worst

 

[Da Chi]

Hey, baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hey, get in the van.

(Walk past girl) do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Can you look that way for a second?

Does this smell like Chloroform to you?

or...

Do you carry Condoms? I forgot mine in the hotel.

Off topic a little bit. If you leaned in too close to someone who's face just got covered in Chloroform wouldn't you be knocked out too? Imagine that morning after.

OT: Can I buy you a drink? I promise it's the only one you'll remember all night

 

[Da Chi]

Are you from heaven 'cause I have an erection.
or
Hey baby lets f***!
those are my worst

I actually know someone who used the second one and it worked. Oh how I miss college.

 

[Worgen]

"how would you like to be wife number 3?"