Worst pickupline?

[sky14kemea]

"thats a nice dress, it would look even better on my bedroom floor" =D

 

[FalloutJack]

"I have a PHD in Horribleness."

 

[Ben Legend]

You might as well sleep with me, I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway

hahahha brilliant

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I have a Jack in a box. Wanna wind me up?

 

[similar.squirrel]

Worryingly enough, this came to me on the spur of the moment:
'You're inverse-proportional to my penis'

 

[Instant K4rma]

"Heavy penguins... Heavy penguins... Sorry, thought that might break the ice."

 

[sky14kemea]

"can i have a map to your place, i got lost in your eyes"

 

[Radelaide]

I believe this has been done before...

Either:

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

or

"That shirt is very becoming on you..."

I won't finish it because I don't want to get in trouble.

That second one is my pick up line, damn it!

 

[sky14kemea]

*to be used in the fruit section of a supermarket*

"wow, nice melons. and the fruit looks prety good too"

yeha ok its pretty predictable

 

[AceDefective]

*to be used in the fruit section of a supermarket*

"wow, nice melons. and the fruit looks prety good too"

yeha ok its pretty predictable

And now reversed for genders

"wow nice cucumber. and the vegtable is nice too"
i just ahd to do it XD

 

[sky14kemea]

"i forgot to zip up my trousers, can you hold my banana?"

can be used as a pick-up line, but actually happened

Spoiler: story that makes the joke boring

me and a friend were walking back from lunch, i had just been to the bathroom (and washed my hands thank you), as i was about to eat my banana, i noticed i forgot to zip up my trousers, so i said to my friend "oh crap, i forgot to zip up my trousers, can you hold my banana?"
we laughed for ages XD