Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

[strangemoose]

good morning son

 

[gundargundar]

"This is so much more fun with goats..."
or something along those lines haha

 

[Baby Eater]

"So my name's Zach. What's yours?"

 

[Phoenix09215]

Wanna go again? And THIS time I'll even wear a condom!

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

That was hot, but my Tifa pillow was better

 

[Colonel Joson]

*Sigh* Tim Curry that was amazing... *Cue Awkward Silence*.

 

[wammnebu]

could you fill out this customer satisfaction survey?

 

[Jamous]

Well that was... disappointing..

 

[SimuLord]

"Can we hurry up? I got a raid in WoW pretty soon."

My ex-wife actually said this to me during foreplay. Mood: Killed.

 

[MadeinHell]

"So... what was your name again?"

"You have a phone? I really need to call my mom."

"Yeah babe that was good and all. But I'm busy, I have a raid in 5 minutes, guys will be SOOOO pissed if I don't show up!"

"Just like that one time with my sister!"

PS.

"Ok I'm up for round two, do you mind putting this Chewbacca costume on?"

Oh yeah ;->

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Sweet! I had Sex, and I got all this money from letting the 7th-graders watch!

 

[Ben Jackson]

Your tit's look exactly like your sisters...

 

[The Grim Ace]

"You moan just like my grandpa!"

 

[shadyh8er]

"Hold on, I gotta pee... ahhhhh... okay." (without getting up/out of course)

Thank you for scarring me you sonuvabitch.

OT: "Flawless victory!"

 

[William Dickbringer]

"Ok I'm up for round two, do you mind putting this Chewbacca costume on?"

Oh yeah ;->

that made me think of code monkeys

O.T. Wookie vagina!

 

[brunt32]

Man I can't wait to tell everyone on Twitter, Facebook, The escapist, my Wow guild, my LOTR guild, my warhammer club, my AA club, my drug dealer, my anger management class and my parole officer... So do I kill you now or when you walk away?

 

[Cari-des]

"I am now no longer a virgin!"

 

[emh204]

"I've had better"

"Thats it?"

*male gets on his knees and prays* Girl: "What are you doing?" Guy: "I wanna keep my abstinance"