Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

[Soxafloppin]

From experience I do believe its "Wow..I'm not a virgin".

Apparently your supposed to say that into yourself.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

"Oh yeah, one more thing, Mom wants you to take out the trash tomorrow."

Cookie to the people who get the joke.

 

[shotgunbob]

GGS no re.

Can I have some of your hair for my collection?

 

[Something Amyss]

I think "Next!" Is a pretty horrible thing to say.

 

[Aur0ra145]

"Excuse me, what was your name again?

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Achievement unlocked! 69th STD caught!

*cries* Oh sex always reminds me of my dead grandmother!

 

[ssjbardock]

ok lets start the voting guys...
well go one page at a time
PM me with ur top line from page 1
voting will be open for 1 hr, but if there arent enough votes it will be extended.
will reveal results of page 1 later then page 2 will start
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[Captain Pancake]

And... boom goes the dynamite.

 

[meowchef]

There will be lots of joke replies in this thread, but honestly, in all seriousness, it has to be something along the lines of "Is that it?"

 

[BadassCyborg]

It's a NEEEEEEEW RECORD!

 

[Plurralbles]

"I prefer sheep"

 

[Simalacrum]

"Is that all you've got? C'mon, my grandmother was better than this and she beat you while being dead!"

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

"Haha! Level up!"

 

[Hawk of Battle]

"Woohoo, new record!!"

 

[Zaverexus]

"I've had better."

You HAD to take the one movie reference I could think of

I love you forever now

 

[BadassCyborg]

Go compare! Go compare!

 

[Averant]

Damn, Dad, you are totally frigid! Dad. Dad? Shit.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Wondering if anyone can top his contribution.

Perhaps not worse than that, but these four words, if spoken post coitally, can end any relationship instantly.

"Oh, is that it?"

 

[UltraDeth]

That was easy

 

[XJ-0461]

"I was picturing your dad the whole time!"