Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

[Karvas]

Man, I'm so hyped about the Mass Effect 3 trailer!

 

[katsumoto03]

"Meh. Your sister/brother was better."

 

[Champion360]

Who are you? and what have you done with my dog!

 

[Windexglow]

"This lube worked great as protection!"

 

[[.redacted]]

"Meh. Your sister/brother was better."

This, or "That sex change was totally worth it".

Or, if you're feeling really twisted:

Spoiler: Something they can say, if it took place in a dark room

That'll be five dolla- wait... Son/Daughter?!

 

[AMMO Kid]

you obviously faked it I want my money back

 

[ProtoChimp]

Awesome, I didn't need to waste a ruffie.

 

[Valkyira]

That's not how your sister did it.

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

you're bad at that. you deserve the herpes

 

[Max01234]

I preferred your cousin.
He is also better looking.

 

[Wardnath]

"Are you finished" came to mind immediately.

Not the best joke I've come up with, but meh.

"Wait, is HIV contagious?"

LOL

 

[albinoterrorist]

"It's not me, it's you".

 

[TheHecatomb]

"I really think me and my ex were a better match."

And yes, this has been said to me after sex.

 

[DanielBrown]

"Can we hurry up? I got a raid in WoW pretty soon."

 

[Dead_Man]

"Was that it?"

 

[tunnel b1]

Meh.I prefer COD

 

[joebthegreat]

AFTER sex?

"get out"

DURING sex?

I can't top the grandma thing.

 

[nunqual]

You look hotter with your clothes on.

 

[IxionIndustries]

"It's not your fault."

"Harmony, harmony, OH LOOOOOOOOVE!"