Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

[PowRightInTheKisser]

"wait, you dont have aids do you?? cos i really dont wanna catch it twice"

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Time to take my herpes medication

What was your name again

I have a better orgasm with my vibrator

Does it matter that I stopped taking my birth control pill?

 

[Allison Chainz]

That one's hard to top on sheer ick factor because it combines a serious taboo with something just plain unappealing in the first place. While grandmas aren't necessarily super old these days, the image you get when someone says granny is still a wrinkled old lady with white hair. Just like when someone says grandpa, I think of someone who looks like Hugh Heffner. Ew. You combine that with incest, and you can't really get any grosser without involving excrement or animals.

You can do meaner, you can do funnier, but yuckier is gonna be hard.

 

[Sarahcidal]

*cue uncontrollable sobbing*

 

[SilverStrike]

Ewww, it's all sticky down there now, you perv! ~Goes to smack your leg in a playful manner, accidentally wallops your balls whilst you're getting up~

That it not the nicest way to enjoy the afterglow.

 

[thedoclc]

"Wait, if you're back here, who's driving the car?"

 

[ramboondiea]

so when was i suppose to put the condom on?
you and your mom have very similar styles,
i think it was better before you got all chunky
sorry......

 

[sapphireofthesea]

'Now don't be late for my class tomorrow.'
or 'You're a big girl now.'

(Not sure if that constitutes the worst thing to say or the worst situation to be in, and yes I want that far XD)

*Bad humor is still humor (and that is what it was ment to be), don't go killing me for it.

 

[Andrew Bohan]

3 more and I level up!

 

[SaunaKalja]

"You got change for a tenner?"

 

[sapphireofthesea]

3 more and I level up!

I like this one. This actually went a completely different direction of wrong. Love it ^^

 

[PeePantz]

Right after, I've put my finger to their lips and said "SSShhhh. You're welcome." Sometimes, actually a lot of times, I make sex pretty uncomfortable. Not the sex itself but more of the intimacy.

 

[NinjaRabies]

"Meh, I've had better."
"So.. Thats sex huh? WHAT A RIPOFF!"
"Did I mention I'm your long lost twin brother?"
"All ur base are belong to us"

Sure someone ninja'd me, but what do I care?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

'Now we can be together FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AMD EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER..'

Sublime product placement, Fargo? I'm watching you.

OT: I've got nothing. I don't want to come up with anything.

Because if I do, that will totally unsettle the crap out of me.

 

[Raesvelg]

"No, I was right. It really IS much better when I'm wearing someone else's skin..."

 

[The Arc of Eden]

"That was sooo much better than everyone said it would be."
Everyone can be replaced by My Dad or something similarly hilarious and disturbing

 

[wadark]

"Nice try."

 

[TheTurtleMan]

"You know what, I'm really dissappointed. My sister was a lot better than you were."

or something just as creepy,

"I alsways knew I would get to know my long lost daughter. I didn't know that she would contract aids though."