Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

[SenseOfTumour]

What ribbed condom? That was my warts.

QC is excellent however, I musta binged on about 4 years worth of strips in around 2 days, thoroughly hooked.

 

[wide_White]

your husband was better...

 

[PixelKing]

Ow my legs!

<3

 

[Royta]

Construction.....complete.

 

[chibivash]

"I've had better."

cookie for the reference

 

[Yoshemo]

"Meh. Your sister/brother was better."

"Meh. My sister/brother was better."

 

[Nvv]

So...how much will that be? Oh! and you should have yourself checked...

 

[Ace of Spades]

 

[Assassin Xaero]

I was talking with an old friend one day and she said that she knew these two people, and after they had sex the guy turned to the girl and said "what was your name again?"

 

[rollinhighclass]

That thing dad taught you with your finger is awesome

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

"Is it supposed to be bleeding?"

 

[ssjbardock]

BTW after a while we can vote on the best one. Note: dont just vote for urs, be honest. Keep posting

 

[Withall]

"Well, that was a waste of my time"

 

[Kris015]

"Achievement Unlocked: Lose Virginity. Hah-hah Aaaaaall Riiiight."

 

[Sixties Spidey]

I've had better.

or,

...That's it?

 

[me.vicky]

Whisper into their ear softly, "Keep the change."

 

[ReaperzXIII]

"Thats it? I'm regretting the sex change"

"Practicing on my dog first sure was a good idea!"

"I could see why Uncle Jimmy loved those positions so much!"

 

[dfcrackhead]

Your mom was right, you do feel like her.

Fix'd

OT: Can I borrow a couple bucks?

 

[muckinscavitch]

As you climax, you must yell out "HADOUKEN!"