Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

[Urgh76]

"This one is sure to get more hits than the others!"

*Goes and picks up secret camera*

 

[bigdode]

I once quoted Johnny Cab's final line in Total Recall once, immediately afterward for the sheer comical effect...

True movie Buffs will know...

 

[Urgh76]

As you climax, you must yell out "HADOUKEN!"

Wow, I loved this one XD

 

[Varrdy]

"...I've had better!"

Also, farting also kills the mood! >.<

Wardy

 

[Chaucer345]

All this sex change stuff is making me sad.

On topic: "NEXT!"

 

[Wintermoot]

"did you fell anything? I felt nothing!"

 

[KefkaCultist]

As you climax, you must yell out "HADOUKEN!"

I'm doing this now, I don't even care what happens.

A few:
"aw, I think my herpes are flaring up"
"Oh hey! theres the condoms"
*Hum/whistle the Final Fantasy fanfare*

 

[Mr Companion]

I cant wait to show my friends the video!
Thanks for that, bye!
Hang on, do you have cooties?
Marry me
I thought we might have some children, was I right?
Wow that was almost as good as it looked in the video!
I think I might have pushed one out in all the commotion...
Open wide
That reminded me of (ex girlfriend)
That'll be £30 please
I want your skin
Lick me you dirty old woman!
That was HILARIOUS!

 

[BadassCyborg]

Shit! I forgot to put the bin out!

 

[moretimethansense]

That'll help you shed those unsightly pounds.

 

[Mr Companion]

Shit! I forgot to put the bin out!

Armstrong and Miller?

 

[burningdragoon]

"Hold on, I gotta pee... ahhhhh... okay." (without getting up/out of course)

 

[TheJoojo]

"Wait, if you're back here, who's driving the car?"

For some reason, this was hilarious.

 

[PorkChopXpress]

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[EllEzDee]

"Was this your first time, or are you always this bad?"

 

[meticadpa]

"Thanks, I was great"

 

[Trixia]

"Level up!"

(get it?)

 

[gillebro]

Whisper into their ear softly, "Keep the change."

Someone watches Whose Line.

I love QC, and I don't think I either could hope to top Marten on that one.
But lemme think...

During:
For Girls: ...need a map?

After:
...Cookie?
(My personal reply to that would be "please", but you know)

 

[Souplex]

If you get all the STDs they cancel eachother out right?

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"I've gotta phone my mate about this!"

this one is actually from my life: "so you DID want pumped!"

Shit! I forgot to put the bin out!

I think I see what you did there...