Worst possible way to die?

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ryo02

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lowered slowly into larva feet first or a wood chipper type machine. while being given blood transfusions so you dont bleed to death.
 

Googooguru

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Your walking along and suddenly a huge turd falls from the sky and low and behold you are Suffocated by a pile of Dragon Poo.. tragic
 

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Master Steeds said:
getting tied to a chair whilst every episode of Glee plays, when its finished, it starts over again, and you get left to rot whilst that abomination plays in front of you until you die
No, it gets worse... You are forcefully fed, either by IV drip or some form of enforced feeding program that doesn't involve humans (a machine that forces your mouth open and pours the liquid food down your throat, for example). That way, you're not even allowed to starve to death and are thus forced to sit there forever till your body rots away, liturally...
 

lacktheknack

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Dehydration, burned alive, crucifixion.

At the same time.

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"1959: In the Dyatlov Pass incident, nine ski hikers in the Ural Mountains abandoned their camp in the middle of the night, some clad only in their underwear despite sub-zero weather. Six died of hypothermia and three by unexplained injuries. The corpses showed no signs of struggle, but one had a fatal skull fracture, two had major chest fractures, and one was missing her tongue. Tests showed that all of the hikers had been exposed to large amounts of radiation. Soviet investigators determined only that "a compelling unknown force" had caused the deaths."

Am I the only one freaked out by this?
 

SUPA FRANKY

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Getting shot, specifically anywhere in your torso. Getting shot hurts bad enough, but nothing says a painful death like choking on that flaming piece of fucking metal that crashed into your lungs.

Another painful way to die is falling and landing on something sharp. Whats painful is that there's no way to brace for it. You just slam full force on it. Ouch...

Another painful way to die is anything that involved your testicles. Seriously, that should be against the rules of everything. The genitals are off limits!
 

Skratt

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Sudden death I think is the worst. Like being shot in the middle of the street by some road raging asshole. Torn apart by a mob would be pretty fucking gristly too I think.
 

Skratt

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Knife said:
"1959: In the Dyatlov Pass incident, nine ski hikers in the Ural Mountains abandoned their camp in the middle of the night, some clad only in their underwear despite sub-zero weather. Six died of hypothermia and three by unexplained injuries. The corpses showed no signs of struggle, but one had a fatal skull fracture, two had major chest fractures, and one was missing her tongue. Tests showed that all of the hikers had been exposed to large amounts of radiation. Soviet investigators determined only that "a compelling unknown force" had caused the deaths."

Am I the only one freaked out by this?
A compelling unknown force sounds like radiation leak from improperly buried waste. Jesus, that's pretty fucking horrible.
 

Knife

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Skratt said:
A compelling unknown force sounds like radiation leak from improperly buried waste. Jesus, that's pretty fucking horrible.
Radiation isn't exactly known for fracturing bones and tearing out tongues... with no signs of struggle no less.
 

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Is Rebecca Black music in the vicinity of my death? Then you know what just killed me and my lifeless remains hope you leave soon so you do not share my fate.
lol, I was just gonna post something like this.
Rebecca Black is playing in an endless loop at the top and bottom of a 500 meter shaft, and you are dead in the center. You can survive in the center of the shaft forever, but you cannot block the sound out no matter what. The only way to turn off the music, is to climb down or up the shaft, but all the hand holds are white-hot knives, broken glass, and rusty nails. If you climb down, the chamber with the music playing, immediately closes on you, but does not crush you; it breaks your arms and legs, and you are forced to listen to Rebecca Black until you either bleed out or starve. If you climb up, right as you are about to smash the radio, the shaft widens suddenly, and you plummet straight down the shaft; you die by catching yourself on something, gravity, or bleeding out.

I can't think of anything worse than that right now.
 

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Googooguru said:
Your walking along and suddenly a huge turd falls from the sky and low and behold you are Suffocated by a pile of Dragon Poo.. tragic
Lol, reminded me of the opening scene of Dead Like Me.
 

baconsarnie

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The only one i can think of that hasn't been said is death from the ebola virus, seriously nasty some of that stuff.
 

lacktheknack

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Torrasque said:
The Apothecarry said:
Is Rebecca Black music in the vicinity of my death? Then you know what just killed me and my lifeless remains hope you leave soon so you do not share my fate.
lol, I was just gonna post something like this.
Rebecca Black is playing in an endless loop at the top and bottom of a 500 meter shaft, and you are dead in the center. You can survive in the center of the shaft forever, but you cannot block the sound out no matter what. The only way to turn off the music, is to climb down or up the shaft, but all the hand holds are white-hot knives, broken glass, and rusty nails. If you climb down, the chamber with the music playing, immediately closes on you, but does not crush you; it breaks your arms and legs, and you are forced to listen to Rebecca Black until you either bleed out or starve. If you climb up, right as you are about to smash the radio, the shaft widens suddenly, and you plummet straight down the shaft; you die by catching yourself on something, gravity, or bleeding out.

I can't think of anything worse than that right now.
The floor is lava.

ALTERNATIVELY:

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