Worst product names ever...

[TheMedicated]

See or hear a real product name that made you go "Wha?!"

My picks are:
Boudreaux's Butt Paste (it's for diaper rashes)
Aciphex (sounds like "Ass effects"; prescription antacid pills

 

[Aapiesnuf]

The Wunder Boner is pretty bad.

 

[Lukeje]

"Fanny pack"... it implies something completely different in Britain.

 

[TheSunshineHobo]

There is a store called the Titty Twister. Yeah...

 

[G1eet]

"Fanny pack"... it implies something completely different in Britain.

As the owners of said product are often thought to like the other description ...

 

[Lukeje]

Ermm... you can't just paste images from your hard drive; you have to upload them to an image board first.

Edit: Never mind; you changed your post.

 

[grimsprice]

i'd have to say... not a product... but a company.

Doody Calls is the name of a septic cleaning company... yeah...

 

[Robert632]

The Wunder Boner is pretty bad.

it wouldn't be too bad if if the one guy doesn't say "my wife would like that...".

 

[RavingPenguin]

I saw a thing on Top Gear last monday called a She-wee. I'll let you guess what it is.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Tentacle Grape, maybe?

 

[wrecker77]

Fat back. its bacon but.... it sounds so vile. I got that from some comedian.

 

[TaborMallory]

The Tiddy Bear

Go ahead, say it out loud.
...Or just watch the infomercial.

 

[grimsprice]

"Fanny pack"... it implies something completely different in Britain.

and what exactly does it imply? (excuse my understanding of a culture on the other side of the globe... im still young)

EDIT: ok yeah. high-larious. now i know what it means...

 

[grimsprice]

The Tiddy Bear

Go ahead, say it out loud.
...Or just watch the infomercial.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. thats high-larious. they couldn't put the strap on the other side of the bear eh? it gets some nice cleavage. thats awesome.

 

[Lukeje]

"Fanny pack"... it implies something completely different in Britain.

and what exactly does it imply? (excuse my understanding of a culture on the other side of the globe... im still young)

"Fanny" is a crude word for "female genitalia". So... yeah.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

"Fanny pack"... it implies something completely different in Britain.

and what exactly does it imply? (excuse my understanding of a culture on the other side of the globe... im still young)

A fanny in Britain is slang for a vagina.

I don't have one of my own, sadly, I reckon it's between Titty Twister and Tentacle Grape though, so far.

 

[Generator]

The Tiddy Bear

Go ahead, say it out loud.
...Or just watch the infomercial.

Haven't I seen this somewhere before? And did they mean for what was implied to be... implied?

 

[Gardenclaw]

Lurpack Spreadable.

They could have saved time by removing the spreadable bit. It's no more spreadable than ordinary butter.