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Savagezion said:
The problem is you can't view reviews like "How much should I buy this game, on a scale from 1-10?" It should be read as a persons take on the game. You should cross reference different reviews to get something little less bias. Then you need to consider that some game reviewers like Harvest Moon, TES:Oblivion, and other titles you may not like.

The Captain America game got bashed scoring in around a 6 I think. I think the game is fun. I went in wanting a comic-bookey game and that is what I got, I was pleased. I think for what it was trying to do, it deserves an 8-9. It wasn't trying to be anything more than the fun super hero games I grew up playing borrowing some mechanics from Arkham Asylum. That is what I found out from all the reviews and developer releases and that is what I wanted from it.

Personally, I find game reviewers pretty accurate. I don't care about the numbers or the "this is why this sucks" lines. All I need to know is the facts. Reading a review, I am always trying to take out the bias lines.
I think a big issue is one you brought up. Giving games to reviewers who aren't familiar with the genre or have no respect for the game they're given. Case in point, giving someone from Kotaku a Modern Warefare game.
 

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Julianking93 said:
I've yet to find a reasonably priced copy here in Iceland. So I sometimes think I should have rather gotten Nier than Demon's Soul from you.

OT: I don't really follow reviews or reviewers. I like to get community instead of, ahem, "professional" opinions.
 

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Dansen said:
There are some good reviews out there, and there are bad ones. A good reviewer will try to be objective about the game and keep out their opinion as much as possible and when they do talk out about their preferences they will make a disclaimer , like: "I don't like the cartoony art-style of the game, but if your a fan of [insert game], you might like it...". A bad reviewer will just spew their opinions and complain about anything they dislike without keeping other audiences and tastes in mind. Like people have said, watch multiple reviews to gauge a game instead of relying on one source. That being said there needs to be a reform in how games are rated, I don't know how it will come about but I think that the game industry will greatly benefit from a more accurate review format. These reviewers have a say in how these games are received and they should strive to be as fair and accurate as possible.
You do know that reviews are actually just opinions, right? Very little about video-games, movies, art or whatever is objective and even then the subjective parts can easily overshadow everything else.

This is not a competition, reviewers are not judges and metacritic is not a contest to see what is the "best" movie or video-game. Reviews are there as tools to aid you in your decision-making, they are meant to be contrasted with other reviews in order to get a clearer picture of how fun/enjoyable it is.

Sure, there will always be a difference in how well the reviewer articulates his/hers opinion, but that doesn't make them any less "right". A reviewer or critic might claim that Transformers 3 is the best movie he has ever seen and guess what? HE WOULD ALWAYS BE RIGHT.

That's right, he can never be wrong.

Unless he was lying, he would always be right because he is describing what he felt and experienced. And the same goes for anyone who said that they hated something and found it to be the worst X they've ever played/watched/listened to.

Reviewers have no obligation to pander to everyone's specific taste and doing so would only be a waste of times, they don't need to tell your mind for you. You already know whether or not you like cartoony-visuals or whatever, if the reviewer doesn't share your tastes, THEN READ ANOTHER REVIEW. Reviewers have no power over whether or not the reader will take their opinion as hard fact or whether or not they will dismiss it. Don't expect them to shepherd the consumer, choosing what their opinion of this and that game is gonna be and whether or not you're going to buy it. That's their own responsibility, asking them to make up the minds of the readers is pointless.

As I said before, reviews are tools. Its your own goddamn fault if you don't know how to use them.
 

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Ando85 said:
As time passes I trust reviews less and less from big gaming sites and publications like Game Informer, Gamespot, IGN, and the like. I actually used to rely on these reviews and have since realized I've missed out on many a great game because of this.

What is the most biased and inaccurate negative review for a game that you ended up loving?
Psychonauts. Tommy Tallarico gave it a bad score because it was annoying(read, he didn't work on it so it sucked) then he had the balls to blame the game for when Advent Rising flopped(a game he worked on).

Play Magazine was pretty good. Just learned they ceased publication. EGM was good up until it was revived. Seriously they gave DQ6 a 6/10 because it didn't have the monster catching theme like how 5 did it.

And for those who are attacking people for attacking reviewers, you gotta remember that in the early 2000's nearly every game was being compared to whatever was popular at the time. Released a RTS set in 25th century Mexico? 5/10 cause its not Halo. Released a life simulator about shark people? 56/100 cause its not Final Fantasy.
 

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I usually go on user reviews on Metacritic as I find the opinions of 100+ gamers more important than that of one person being paid.
 

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Well... there is no such thing as an "objective review" because when someone is giving a review of something they are in fact stating their opinion on it, and opinions are always subjective.

I've encountered poorly done reviews.

Some old, and long since dead, video game show did a review of Metal Arms.

The whole review was nothing but praise. Not a single word was negative. What was the score at the end? A 6/10...

Way to not cover the issues the game had that were present enough to reduce the score by 4 points there guys. There's nothing worse then when a game's score conflicts with what the article/video says about it.
 

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NewYork_Comedian said:
Well, opinions are opinions, and someone's idea of a game is never downright wrong.

That being said, I found that the Metro: 2033 right here on The Escapist felt like it scooted over what the made the game, in my opinion, unique, such as the atmosphere and setting.
Thank you, i hadn't seen this review. I love that game it was really good, he seems to miss the point that dirty ammo is meant to be less powerful on purpose. That you don't run and gun as it is the type of game you don't do that. So Yes i agree this review i feel really missed the point.
 

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Jim Sterling's review of Vanquish easily wins this...award...category.

It's like a "non-review", wherein fundamental facets of gameplay mechanics are blatantly ignored. It's not just a matter of taking issue with an opinion here- it's actually incorrect, a total misrepresentation.
Check it out.
I just read it. It was an accurate review.

I got some enjoyment from the game, but he was still completely correct on every point.
Riiiight. Carry on then.
 

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IGN. Sonic Unleashed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjyWXiZrSlQ

Listen to him talk about how every decision was a bad one then contradict himself by praising a decision a few seconds later. Watch him say that the jump button is "fatally unresponsive," then slow down while running to jump over a ramp placed directly in your path to his death. Says the frame rate is bad while the footage runs perfectly fine (in fact, the frame rate never slows down at any point during the review.) He writes off all of the werehog platforming sections as terrible with no explanation as to why. Criticizes the werehog for having stretchy arms because "everybody knows werewolves have stretchy arms." Yeah, and everybody knows that foxes can fly and plumbers can grow to twice their height if they eat a mushroom. And then he tops it off by reusing the same footage of slowing down and jumping over the ramp to his death.

Well played IGN, well played.
 

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Julianking93 said:
BreakfastMan said:
What about a game could possibly be objective? And, why can't someone treat opinion as the end-all, be-all bottom line?
Technical aspects, for one, are in no way subjective.
No disagreement here, but how do you evaluate them? Graphics wise, what looks good to one person might not look good to another. Bugs wise, it is entirely possible not everyone will encounter the same bugs, or any bugs at all. How is someone supposed to look at it from an objective standpoint then?

Enjoyment level, of course is a bit more difficult to tackle but it's possible to look at through an objective standpoint.
I personally do not find any enjoyment in Valkyria Chronicles because I don't like turn based, strategic gameplay but I know that a lot of people do and will love the game because its constructed in a technically well thought out manner and for that I would praise it more than my own level of entertainment would typically allow from my own subjective standpoint.
How is someone who does not find any enjoyment in a game supposed to recognize that it is "constructed in a technically well thought out manner"? I don't understand that. An explanation would be welcome.

All I'm saying is that it needs to be looked at through a objective and analytical standpoint rather than through the vise of a biased person.
People will always have biases. There is no way to escape that fact. There is no way to not have biases. Even if I go into a game, free of all expectations of what a game should be, I still have biases relating to storytelling, characters, themes, hell, even colors. To say to someone "look at it without bias" is impossible.

But it seems you're not really listening to anyone else who's bringing up valid points so I'll just move on.
Really? Going for the ad hominem there, eh? To rebute that statement and not dismiss it out of hand: I replied to everyone who quoted me (only 2 so far, including you) on that original post. If there was nothing more to say, I did not say it. I did not read the rest of the thread. If you want to point out where people quoted me and I missed it, or people who brought up good points, feel free.
 

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DJ_DEnM said:
I read one that said Space Marine was a copy of Gears of War. /fail

And if you don't realize why, it's because Space Marine came out first.
No it didn't. Space Marine came out last year. Gears of War came out in 2007. If you'd said that it can't be like Gears of War because the 40k universe was around first, then sure. Or if you'd said that it can't be like Gears of War because one's a cover based shooter, whereas the other is a hack n' slash with guns, I'd also agree. But saying that Space Marine came out first is provably wrong.
 

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My reviews would fit the Terrible Review niche. They're all pretty inaccurate and biased, seriously: http://spoilerwarned.wordpress.com

OT: I'll have to agree with the already mentioned Metro 2033 reviews, both on the escapist and everywhere else in the internet.
 

scnj

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Incidentally, anyone whining about reviews being subjective is missing the point of a review. Your best bet is to find five or so reviewers whose tastes tend to line up with your own and just pay more attention to their opinion. Or do the opposite even. Find five reviewers whose tastes don't line up with yours in the slightest and do the opposite to what they say. Or even try both methods.
 

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darkcalling said:
Adam Sessler just wrote a pretty negative review of Amalur and I personally LOVE that game. Pretty much everything negative he said was things I loved.

In fact the game kinda seems to be a "love it or hate it" kinda thing. Very few people I've seen talk about it has just been meh.
The thing I like about Adam Sessler is that he does do followups to expand on his points. Really, his soapboxes are one of the few things I still like on G4.
http://www.g4tv.com/videos/57249/sesslers-soapbox-high-hopes-and-heartbreaks/

He addresses here why Amalur was a disappointment for him.
 

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chadachada123 said:
Any review that gave MW3 a 9/10 or higher.

The thing about MW3 is that, while it is "technically" better than MW2, this is only because it's the exact same game as MW2 but with a few extra perks and weapons. Same engine, same everything.

So, in that sense, sure, it has the same entertainment value as its previous iteration.

However, a good reviewer would take the consumer into account. Reviewers don't have to pay for their games. They aren't the ones spending $60 to get the exact same game that was released last year and the year before that.

Taking money out of the equation, yes, MW3 could be a 9/10 or whatever, but with money involved, it cannot be higher than a 5/10. Reviewers should have separate scores that take price into account.
Simple solution, don't buy the game

I thought that IGN reviewed MW3 fairly, my feelings on the subject are summed up in the opening statement, "People love to hate it, but the Call of Duty franchise is successful for a reason". Yes it is, because it's actually quite good

Your theory is sound to a point, but by the same logic, incredible games like Super Mario Galaxy 2, Zelda: Twilight Princess, Mass Effect 2+3 (I could go on) would receive no more than 5/10, simply because they're similar to their predecessors and cost just as much as they did when they were released. If you saw a 5/10 score, would you buy the game? I wouldn't, then I would miss out on the funnest games ever made. Reviewers don't include price when equating the score because it throws it completely off.


As for the OP, The reviewing site "Destructoid", gave Assassin's Creed II a 4.5/10. Even if you were focusing entirely on the flaws of ACII and taking none of its good features into account, it would deserve no less than 7/10, because there's hardly any flaws in it at all.
And that's why sites like Destructoid are going under, no one wants to read reviews that aren't even close to being fair assessments
 

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Saying a review that doesn't agree with your personal opinion is one thing. It is another thing entirely when the review in question ignores fundamental flaws, or focuses on certain aspects to the neglect of others.

For example, a person who says "I dislike this game due to the clunky combat design and bland character models" has more clout than a person who says "I don't like this game because the trees are blue".
 

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Dutchy115 said:
As for the OP, The reviewing site "Destructoid", gave Assassin's Creed II a 4.5/10. Even if you were focusing entirely on the flaws of ACII and taking none of its good features into account, it would deserve no less than 7/10, because there's hardly any flaws in it at all.
And that's why sites like Destructoid are going under, no one wants to read reviews that aren't even close to being fair assessments
Aside from this being an opinion (just to note, I also liked AC2), there's no way Destructoid is going under. Podtoid is getting record numbers of listeners, the Dtoid Show on Youtube is very successful, and the site itself receives a healthy number of hits. As for myself, it's one of only three video game sites I bother visiting any more along with here and Giant Bomb.
 

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The Wykydtron said:
Let's see... I once went through I think it was Gamespot (IGN?)'s reviews of Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney and Persona 4 (fucking awesome and fucking perfect respectively) and was quite surprised to see that they were actually pretty damn on the mark (except Persona 4 didn't have a 10/10 but whatev's)

Then again this might have been before they whored themselves out completely and lost all sense of journalistic integrity. PW:AA came out in 2001 after all.

Though IGN's UMVC3 review said the soundtrack was forgettable. It might just be me here but... Objection!


A lot of the more... Troublesome characters have pretty epic theme songs as well. Captain America for example is actually tolerable to play against because his theme is so damn catchy.


I don't read many reviews. So there be no true RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEE moments.

I might have seen the Metro review as well. It didn't go down well I gather.
How could anyone dislike the music in a game that features that masterpiece, you can put that song in front of anything to make it the most epic thing ever, I'm not a fan of complex fighting games (anything with combos is complex to me) but in the Phoenix Wright games I don't think I ever got as pumped in another game as I did when I had the perp on the run to this tune