Worst Super Hero or Heroic Protagonist

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littlerob

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To all those saying the Flash sucks balls, I submit to you this:
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-06-16/1245111461770.jpg
 

WolfThomas

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littlerob said:
To all those saying the Flash sucks balls, I submit to you this:
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-06-16/1245111461770.jpg
Well that was actually my point, he's OP.
 

Eliam_Dar

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Well is a tie for me between Aquaman and the Wonder Twins, I mean, really, Aquaman's only good comic I read was "Kingdom Come" where he takes part in just a few pages, and nothing else, though he has a very cool line stating something like (not literally this but close) "You have thousand of heros to watch over the land, I alone guard 70% of the world, you cant even imagine my responsibilities".

So on those basis (correcting my first sentence here)...I have never read or watch anything good from the wonder twins so... they are the worse for me.

sketch_zeppelin said:
Superman. It's bad enough that his powers make him nearly indestructable but on top of that he's a boy scout. It's a boring character.
I love superman, specially on their later years where he really is undestructible, on the same comic I quoted above (Kingdom Come) he has also became inmune to kryptonite (this is stated by Lex Luthor), but he is not invencible even then... magic is all you need to defeat superman, and Captain Marvel can kick his ass. Anyway the point of superman is that he is the last of his kind (you can argue the same about Martian Manhunter), and unlike other superheroes he didn't became superman, he was born superman (yes I know I am quoting Bill, yet it is true)
 

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xHipaboo420x said:
Magnesium360 said:
You and I've got a problem.
Nah, just a difference of opinion. Have a nice life.
Relax, i'm just kidding. By the way, about the possibly half-assed sarcasm, try not to sprain a synapse coming up with a sharper retort.
 

xHipaboo420x

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Magnesium360 said:
Relax, i'm just kidding. By the way, about the possibly half-assed sarcasm, try not to sprain a synapse coming up with a sharper retort.
Didn't use sarasm, brethren. Try not to sprain reality coming up with a nonsensical retort.
 

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xHipaboo420x said:
Magnesium360 said:
Relax, i'm just kidding. By the way, about the possibly half-assed sarcasm, try not to sprain a synapse coming up with a sharper retort.
Didn't use sarasm, brethren. Try not to sprain reality coming up with a nonsensical retort.
Nonsensical how? A synapse is a gap between a dendrite and an axon, components of cells. A brain is comprised of brain cells linked by interwoven dendrites and axons, the more synapses firing simultaneously, the faster and more effectively you process information and accomplish tasks such as complex thought. To sprain reality in itself is nonsensical but what I said is coherent. Just because you do not understand does not make it nonsensical. I merely thought your "Have a nice life line." was out of place and irrelevant, quite possibly used in a purely sarcastic and intentionally offensive manner. Should you wish to continue to whine at me as you slowly slip lower and lower in this argument please do not do so here where the intention is to dicuss poor protagonists in video games, not try and settle petty arguments with those you do not know.
 

xHipaboo420x

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Magnesium360 said:
Nonsensical how? A synapse is a gap between a dendrite and an axon, components of cells. A brain is comprised of brain cells linked by interwoven dendrites and axons, the more synapses firing simultaneously, the faster and more effectively you process information and accomplish tasks such as complex thought. To sprain reality in itself is nonsensical but what I said is coherent. Just because you do not understand does not make it nonsensical. I merely thought your "Have a nice life line." was out of place and irrelevant, quite possibly used in a purely sarcastic and intentionally offensive manner. Should you wish to continue to whine at me as you slowly slip lower and lower in this argument please do not do so here where the intention is to dicuss poor protagonists in video games, not try and settle petty arguments with those you do not know.
You've missed the point by a mile, but that's ok; there's no need to get so upset. I was saying it was nonsensical because I wasn't being sarcastic. Maybe nonsensical was the wrong word to use for you - would 'BAD' or 'WRONG' have been better? Seriously though, chill. Go play some videogames, let off some steam.
 

Magnesium360

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xHipaboo420x said:
Magnesium360 said:
Nonsensical how? A synapse is a gap between a dendrite and an axon, components of cells. A brain is comprised of brain cells linked by interwoven dendrites and axons, the more synapses firing simultaneously, the faster and more effectively you process information and accomplish tasks such as complex thought. To sprain reality in itself is nonsensical but what I said is coherent. Just because you do not understand does not make it nonsensical. I merely thought your "Have a nice life line." was out of place and irrelevant, quite possibly used in a purely sarcastic and intentionally offensive manner. Should you wish to continue to whine at me as you slowly slip lower and lower in this argument please do not do so here where the intention is to dicuss poor protagonists in video games, not try and settle petty arguments with those you do not know.
You've missed the point by a mile, but that's ok; there's no need to get so upset. I was saying it was nonsensical because I wasn't being sarcastic. Maybe nonsensical was the wrong word to use for you - would 'BAD' or 'WRONG' have been better? Seriously though, chill. Go play some videogames, let off some steam.
Nah i'm just tired. Don't take it personally, i'm a nice enough guy, things have just been a little off lately. This got out of proportion, you voiced your opinion and I disagreed. We're both entitled to our own opinion and that's where it should have ended. Sorry.
 

xHipaboo420x

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Magnesium360 said:
Nah i'm just tired. Don't take it personally, i'm a nice enough guy, things have just been a little off lately. This got out of proportion, you voiced your opinion and I disagreed. We're both entitled to our own opinion and that's where it should have ended. Sorry.
And I'm being a little short because Mega Man is getting to the point where I want to end all life. So I apologise too.
 

Magnesium360

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I liked Ezio from Assassin's Creed II and Desmond was an OK charecter in that too but in the first Assassin's Creed the protagonist Altair was a largely emotionless and rutheless man with little explained past which on one level made him kind of a badass and on another kind of a boring character especially due to the fact he developed rather late as a character to become interesting and Desmond was fairly docile and useless in that too at the start. So even though Altair was effective he was not incredibly interesting and Desmond only became an interesting character midway through the game when you start to learn more about him and he becomes more like his assassin anscestors. So while I still disagree, I will admit Altair was a Less-Than-Riveting character for much of the game, only becoming a good character and protagonist abou three quarters of the way through the game prior to which he is less bad ass assassin warrior and more puppet for a deranged old man to execute complete strangers. Cool when you kill (Spoiler for anyone yet to beat this game) Al Mualim though.
 

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Fumbles said:
CloakedOne said:
Felacio Girl: Worst deterrent of Crime ever.
Wasn't that a Stephen Lynch joke... Along with Fuck You Dude...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNeV0hU3ZSY

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3STBgXs3aU&feature=related
Good eye, you are correct!
 

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Julianking93 said:
Personally, I'd say Ant Man or any hero who's only ability is to either grow or shrink. Seriously, how far can that get you when fighting crime?
That and Deadpool was able to stop him by spraying him with pesticide.

My vote goes for this (Unless I can think of a worse one):


Omegatronacles said:
Condoman!



He was the brainfart of the Queensland Association for Healthy Communities.

http://www.qahc.org.au/condoman
 

yttrium

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ShadowsofHope said:
If anything, I'd have to say Captain American ... is just a patriotic image superdouche,
This post has inspired me to register an account because it is necessary for someone to tell you just how dumb you are: you are extremely fucking dumb.

Captain America is not and has never bean the "patriotic image superdouche", or in fact a douche of any kind, He represents the American ideals of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. He does not support American imperialism or exceptionalism, and doesn't have a problem standing up to authority, even going so far as to give up the identity of Captain America at times when he felt he could no longer endorse what the country was doing The only exceptions are Ultimate Captain America, who's from a different reality, and the Cap of the 50s, who was not actually Cap, but a paranoid McCarthyite who'd taken up his mantle because the real Cap was presumed dead.

In conclusion, fuck you.
 

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littlerob said:
To all those saying the Flash sucks balls, I submit to you this:
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-06-16/1245111461770.jpg
Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST

Oh I lul'd so hard, thank you for that.

OT: Eragon, a classic Stu who's only a hero because the author says so. His actions and the reactions of the people around him don't mesh up into something that make sense. Also he is a sociopath.