Halo 3 squad battle, 6 on 6 slayer, everyone except one guy was making fun of me and that one guy. Constantly killing us, and making fun of us for our high pitched voices. (My voice hadn't dropped yet at the time)
Worst Team In An Online Game
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I know your pain. I've been playing Dota a lot this summer. However, yesterday, I had a feeder, a *****, a leaver and another member who never helped. I tried my best holding them with Lion (caster/nuker/disabler). I just delayed the game for about 10 minutes.Cxizent said:
- The one who has a mic yet never says a word
That one is me
But seriously, i was probably part of the worst team i've seen recently
It was on TF2 on 2Fort and me and my friends kept launching ourselves across the map as demomen, LMAOing all the way, and some guy who was a sniper (and the guy who was hosting the match) got really pissy and kicked us all
It was funny, though
That one is me
But seriously, i was probably part of the worst team i've seen recently
It was on TF2 on 2Fort and me and my friends kept launching ourselves across the map as demomen, LMAOing all the way, and some guy who was a sniper (and the guy who was hosting the match) got really pissy and kicked us all
It was funny, though
A Left 4 Dead moment I'll never forget:
While playing with a particularly quiet but adequate team on No Mercy, we reached the generator-powered door room and two of my teammates rush into the waiting arms of a tank. One teammate lobs a Molotov that bounces off something and hits me, making me a delicious Zoey flambe. As I'm on fire and running for what's left of my life from the tank that has chosen to beat me into a charbroiled pulp another teammate runs over and activates the generator...calling the horde to our fiery death party.
...the sad part is that I'm fairly sure they weren't griefers.
While playing with a particularly quiet but adequate team on No Mercy, we reached the generator-powered door room and two of my teammates rush into the waiting arms of a tank. One teammate lobs a Molotov that bounces off something and hits me, making me a delicious Zoey flambe. As I'm on fire and running for what's left of my life from the tank that has chosen to beat me into a charbroiled pulp another teammate runs over and activates the generator...calling the horde to our fiery death party.
...the sad part is that I'm fairly sure they weren't griefers.
I was playing Gears of War with a friend and so our entire team rushed to the Torque bow and I picked it up, another guy kept meleeing and screaming about him wanting it. In that round I managed to kill the entire team with it after he stopped running in front of me.
The next round is Snipe but I let someone else have it because I took the big gun last time (I'm so kind), the guy that wanted the torque bow takes it and dies quickly afterwards not doing anything with it, but when I take it from the floor it only has 1 shot left out of 11.
The round after is torque again but the idiot that picked up snipe takes it and doesn't do anything and screams that it didn't register when the guy was behind a wall. For the rest of the rounds he kept beating the rest of our team to the weapon, taking it, wasting the ammo and dying. Losing the game for us.
Great teamwork dude.
The next round is Snipe but I let someone else have it because I took the big gun last time (I'm so kind), the guy that wanted the torque bow takes it and dies quickly afterwards not doing anything with it, but when I take it from the floor it only has 1 shot left out of 11.
The round after is torque again but the idiot that picked up snipe takes it and doesn't do anything and screams that it didn't register when the guy was behind a wall. For the rest of the rounds he kept beating the rest of our team to the weapon, taking it, wasting the ammo and dying. Losing the game for us.
Great teamwork dude.
How the heck did you manage to reach the score limit so quick? I've seen some bad teams- hell, I've been ON a few, but I've never seen that.Merteg said:
Oh, and for my "bad team" moment- CoD4, I got 13 knife kills in a row, cause this team was apparently full of idiots who didn't realize "Hmm, I wonder if he's still hiding behind that wall?" This was on Strike btw. Ended up with a 20 kill streak before they got a clue and started throwing grenades.
Enlighten us.BolognaBaloney said:
A bit off-topic: I'm not much of a fan of WW2 games, but how is CoD4's multi-player? Does it have the same kind of game-types that most FPS games have?
playing L4D versus in general. now im not saying I hate L4D, i love it, but its the one game I can think of were having one terrible teammate means you ussally lose every round you go into.
And how could we forget all those lovely assholes in battlefield who teamkill you when you get in a helicopter. Or when they camp in the helicopter spawn. With a rocket launcher(they don't want to fly the helicopter).
I think you might've topped every answer on this thread.Bob_F_It said:
Ironically, Hardcore SND is the only game mode where I'be been able to co-ordinate w/my team(when there not TKing). Nobody seems to have mikes in Halo or Bad Company or 1943. It seems all the whiney little kids have too little of an attention span to play Hardcore SND.BolognaBaloney said:
People on Quake tend to not be the smartest. CTF match. I return the flag, flag carrier proceeds to run all the way across to the enemy team's base after I tell him to capture the flag he was holding. He was standing right next to our flag when he started running. Obviously he died.
Another match, I'm holding the flag try to rail everyone coming to get me. I get killed by rocket splash damage. Guy next to me who only had a machine gun picks up their flag and runs straight towards them. I saw 2 rockets, 2 rail slugs, and a chain gunner occupy the same place he did. They return the flag, game set, we lose 8-3.
Another match, I'm holding the flag try to rail everyone coming to get me. I get killed by rocket splash damage. Guy next to me who only had a machine gun picks up their flag and runs straight towards them. I saw 2 rockets, 2 rail slugs, and a chain gunner occupy the same place he did. They return the flag, game set, we lose 8-3.
Terrible tanks, terrible healers, DPS that stand in fire, I could go on forever about just WoW alone.
But instead, how about Quake Live, where I played a 6-5 CTF where my score was 1005 and the next highest on my team was 225 (150 of those points being from the fact that I captured 6 flags.) I had no support, no defense, no offense, people with a -7 kills 64 death ratio, etc, and the final capture we lost, I had the flag, and I killed their flag carrier with a railgun shot from across the map THREE TIMES and no one from my team went over to return the flag. Oh and when I died in plain sight of a team mate instead of him getting the flag he just continued on his merry way of attempting to make a jump which was impossible.
Though that game is terrible anyway because team balance is barely forced (ie if there's a spectator in a 5v5 game he can just join and make it 6v5. Next spec would have to join the other team though and make it 6v6, but still, 1 player makes a lot of difference.)
But this Heroic Culling of Stratholme group really comes to mind where we had two pants-on-head retarded deathknights that wanted the "Zombiefest!" achievement (yet did not know the correct tactics to get it, such as waiting for respawns during the second boss of the instance, etc) and they would run up and aggro elites.
THEY ARE DPS. They go and deathgrip the fucking elites to drain my healer's mana, I taunt it off them and they PULL IT BACK ON THEM WITH THEIR OTHER TAUNT, and try tanking it themselves. I look at the one kid's spec, and he's 0/71/0, including points in a dual-wield spec when he's using a level 78 blue axe, and half his gear is apparently tanking gear but he's using it because he "doesn't have better" and "it has good strength on it."
Now, I don't mind people like this existing, but why do they feel that they can say that they can DPS a heroic? And then get angry when I kick them causing us to almost wipe (multiple times), ruining the timed event, and for doing 500 DPS, when I do 700 WITH MY AUTO ATTACK ALONE.
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These are only 2 examples and believe me I could rage about things like this all day, so I'll stop here. Also if you don't play WoW, you probably won't have any idea wtf the second one says.
Actually, even if you do...;P
But instead, how about Quake Live, where I played a 6-5 CTF where my score was 1005 and the next highest on my team was 225 (150 of those points being from the fact that I captured 6 flags.) I had no support, no defense, no offense, people with a -7 kills 64 death ratio, etc, and the final capture we lost, I had the flag, and I killed their flag carrier with a railgun shot from across the map THREE TIMES and no one from my team went over to return the flag. Oh and when I died in plain sight of a team mate instead of him getting the flag he just continued on his merry way of attempting to make a jump which was impossible.
Though that game is terrible anyway because team balance is barely forced (ie if there's a spectator in a 5v5 game he can just join and make it 6v5. Next spec would have to join the other team though and make it 6v6, but still, 1 player makes a lot of difference.)
But this Heroic Culling of Stratholme group really comes to mind where we had two pants-on-head retarded deathknights that wanted the "Zombiefest!" achievement (yet did not know the correct tactics to get it, such as waiting for respawns during the second boss of the instance, etc) and they would run up and aggro elites.
THEY ARE DPS. They go and deathgrip the fucking elites to drain my healer's mana, I taunt it off them and they PULL IT BACK ON THEM WITH THEIR OTHER TAUNT, and try tanking it themselves. I look at the one kid's spec, and he's 0/71/0, including points in a dual-wield spec when he's using a level 78 blue axe, and half his gear is apparently tanking gear but he's using it because he "doesn't have better" and "it has good strength on it."
Now, I don't mind people like this existing, but why do they feel that they can say that they can DPS a heroic? And then get angry when I kick them causing us to almost wipe (multiple times), ruining the timed event, and for doing 500 DPS, when I do 700 WITH MY AUTO ATTACK ALONE.
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These are only 2 examples and believe me I could rage about things like this all day, so I'll stop here. Also if you don't play WoW, you probably won't have any idea wtf the second one says.
Actually, even if you do...;P
I didn't realise i have played games with you before.tellmeimaninja said:
I have a few teams i'd like to list off as the worst teams i have ever played with
First off i had a team of "Pro players" who were upset with me cause I'm not a total badass at Gears 2 as they are. Sorry i only play the game once a month I'm not macho enough to kick ass and take names with them.
Second off, me being the swell guy that i am decides to be the only Medic in a TF2 Match of Push the damn cart (Team Fortress, obviously not named because the game requires teamwork). Everyone else decides to play Le Spy because Smoking and Saying "gentlemen" is cool and the other people are playing Sniper because Snipers a good job mate!. Most of the team thought that losing was because "Not enuff medics" and "You didn't heal enough".
Third team is some buddies of mine who play scrimmage matchs on Counter Strike, they needed a replacement player and i happen to be floating around the internet that day. Despite not knowing their "Super pro strats" and "All the sweet manuavers" I still manages to be the best on the team with a gun they told me not to buy. I hate people that are so full of themselves when it comes to games... it's just a F'ing game...
World In Conflict - while my infantry (and a teammate's helicopters backed us up), were holding a very important control point (forget which map, havent played in a year) we were ambushed by tanks and a couple of infantry squads. As the fight reached a stalemate, one of my teammates (support class, who'd been arty'ing the enemy to harvest a shitload of TA points) then decided to launch a nuke at the CP. Now, being involved in such a large, heated conflict, I didn't notice the warning. Nor did the Air guy.
We got nuked. Lost all our units. Then lost the CP. Then lost the game. Bad times.
We got nuked. Lost all our units. Then lost the CP. Then lost the game. Bad times.
ugh, yeah. I hate L4D and like it at the same time for that reason.. since you've only got 4 people per team, your whole team has to work together a lot more than in, for instance, TF2.Captain of the Failboat said:
I don't even know where to start when it comes to my bad experiences with L4D. I haven't dealt with any particularly bad teams in other games (probably because I don't game online a whole lot due to my old computer being crap), but I'm almost afraid to pub in L4D nowadays because something ALWAYS goes wrong. Though, I remember one time I was playing L4D with a close friend and two people from a forum I go to - my friend wasn't familiar with the others. He and the person from the forum started fighting over mic about who was doing better in L4D and I tried to tell them both to shut up but they wouldn't listen and kept arguing until I left \:
I remember another time I was in the generator room on campaign mode as survivor - there were only two of us, the ai and I had just started fighting a tank, and then the other person alerted the horde.. :|
It's pretty good, i'm not one for FPS's in general, especially not ones with generic settings, but it is made so well, it's hard not to like it. Multiplayer is great, for the most part. Hardcore mode means you have no hud, ammo count, radar, bullets hurt more, and friendly fire is on. Search and destroy is a mode where you pick up a bomb to plant on the enemy base, whoever plants it receives a vast amount of points. So in hardcore, team-mates kill each other to get the bomb, oh and you don't respawn in these matches until the next round.Slash Dementia said: